- Oh girl. Oh, that's gross, aw.
- (grunting)
- I'd like to note how serious my face is after that clip.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So, we've got a challenge for you today.
- Oh, life's a challenge.
- (FBE) We'll be showing you a series of fan submitted videos,
but you can't smile or laugh at any of them.
- I don't like this one, 'cause I always lose so hardcore.
- You guys already know I don't laugh.
That didn't count.
- That's easy. We're miserable people.
We'll just be our normal selves.
- Bring it on. Heart of stone.
You can't crack me.
- I've never lost. I'm sure everyone hates me now.
I'm their villain and they're trying to end on the show.
- (FBE) All right, here are the rules.
If you smile or laugh at any point, you are out,
but we'll bring you back in for the next video
to keep tally of your losses. - Okay, I'm just gonna
express sadness, anger. I'm getting all my laughs out
right now so that when this happens.
Watch it be the first five seconds.
- (reporter) But one last beauty shot of Baridi.
- (anchor 2) Oh. - (anchor 1) I like that.
He's kinda sniffing everything. - No.
Oh, handsy. Oh no, oh.
- (reporter) All right, gosh. What is happening?
- (anchor 1) They always say animals and children,
live TV. - (anchor 2) You never know.
- (reporter) Privacy, please. - (anchor 2) Are you okay?
Ashley? - (reporter) I'm good.
- We're gonna be out every time.
- (anchor 1) They always say animals and children, live TV.
- That is a friendly giraffe. Jeez.
- (anchor 2) Ashley?
- I wanna nuzzle with a giraffe.
- (anchor 2) She's married. - (anchor 1) And he's
nine months old, too.
- (anchor 2) She's married. - (anchor 1) And he's
nine months old, too. Getting a little freaky.
Hey there, fella. - Oh, ha, ha, ha.
These reporters think it's so funny.
That's never happened to them before, clearly.
- (anchor 1) Ashley's like, "Are we done?"
Okay, he's done. - (anchor 2) I love it.
- That was actually pretty sweet.
I thought that was wholesome. They thought he was being frisky.
- I think that was very anticlimactic and I'd have to say
didn't even get me to giggle.
- ♪ (orchestral music) ♪
- Something's about to surprise me.
- Knew it.
Ah! See, that was a test.
I wanted to see if-- [bleep].
- ♪ (orchestral music) ♪
- What?
- (grunting) This is not funny.
That's not funny. No, that wasn't funny.
That was weird.
- Okay, that's just nasty. Why do you gotta have
that much milk in your mouth? I mean, I know it's part
of a balanced breakfast, but that's ridiculous.
- See, I knew it was gonna be a sudden cut.
I was preparing myself for it.
We're good.
- Seat belts everyone.
- (Arnold) Please let this be a normal field trip.
- (kids) With the Frizz? No way.
- (engine revving)
- (kids) No way! - (engine revving)
- Are you kidding me?
- (kids) No way! - (engine revving)
- Oh man. Gosh dang, I wish I was
on that school bus.
- I've already seen-- I think I've actually seen--
Ah!
- (kids) With the Frizz? No way!
- (engine revving) - That's pretty cool.
- This is actually amazing.
- ♪ (techno music) ♪
- It's kinda funny.
- What? Oh.
That was pretty good. Ah, shoot.
- Oh no.
- I've never wanted a school bus more
than ever. That really sold me
on buying a school bus.
- "Cardi B sound effects." Okay, this should be good.
- (Cardi) Nyew. - Ah, [bleep].
- (Cardi) Nyew.
- What are these even taken from?
- Does she make these sounds in her rap music?
Huh.
- (Cardi making noises)
- I'm just breathing through it.
- Almost, almost, almost. Almost.
- Okay. If I were more of
a Cardi B person, maybe that'd be funnier.
Calm face. Relaxed face.
- "The best part about getting a new kitten."
- (girl crying) - (driver) Hold on, hold on.
I gotta pull over. Don't move, don't move.
- (girl crying) - Aw, that's funny.
- Yikes, yikes, yikes.
- (girl) Stop crapping on me! - (driver) Hold on.
I'm pulling over. - (girl) Ew!
- Oh boy. - I'm so--
no.
- Oh girl. Oh, that's gross, aw.
That's my nightmare. No.
- It started at the punchline, so it was very easy,
but it would be hilarious if I saw it happen
in real life.
- (man imitating dog) - (dog howling)
- (dog grunts) - All right, that was funny.
The last little, "Hur" at the end.
Yeah, that was good.
- Oh. - (dog grunts)
- I want a dog like that.
- (man imitates dog) - (dog howling)
- (dog grunts) - Oh my goodness.
I will not laugh at that adorable dog.
- (man imitating dog) - (dog howling)
- (dog grunts) - That was cute.
That was cute. I would say that was
a seven out of ten, but also I'm trying to be
better at this game than I have been in the past.
- (man imitating dog) - (dog howling)
- (dog grunts) - Still nada.
- It's just a guy yelling at his dog.
Happens all the time. Did not find it funny.
I'd like to note how serious my face is after that clip.
- (cameraman) What do you want? - (sheep bleating)
- Okay, that one's really good. Okay.
- (cameraman) What do you want? - (sheep bleating)
- I'm telling you, all the animal ones, man.
- (cameraman) What do you want? - (sheep bleating)
- That's good. Man, it's always
the animal ones, dude.
- Oh no, not sheep. Not sheep, not sheep.
I'm not gonna laugh.
- (cameraman) How do you want it? - (sheep bleating)
- I love them.
- (cameraman) Who's your daddy? - (sheep bleating)
- (cameraman) What about your mom? - (sheep bleating)
- That one was baaad.
- (woman) Kylie Jenner to the foyer.
I have a little surprise for you. - (Kylie) Is that a chicken?
- (woman) I have a little surprise for you.
- (Kylie) Is that a chicken? - That was kinda funny.
- That was funny. - I like that one.
- (Kylie) Is that a chicken?
- Mm-hm. Kylie Jenner,
always with the brains.
- (Kylie) Is that a chicken? - Did Kylie Jenner think
that that God damn pig was a [bleep] chicken?
- I'm sure it's a massive house.
She could have been a football field away
and it's like the mom is holding something that looked
livestock-ish. In her defense,
could have looked like a chicken from her vantage point.
- Ooh, somebody's coming in late.
- (woman) Can't believe how drunk you are.
- (man) I am not drunk. - (woman) Yes, you are.
- (man) I am not [bleep] drunk. - You're [bleep] faced.
- (woman) Can you tell the time?
- (man) Yes. I am not [bleep] drunk.
- That's funny. - I saw it coming.
I saw the joke coming, yeah. - Did you?
- (woman) Can you tell the time?
- (man) Yes. I am not [bleep] drunk.
- (woman) Can you tell the time?
- (man) Yes. - I love how she's
just recording this.
- (man) I am not [bleep] drunk.
- That was funny. That was very funny, actually.
- (FBE) All right, that's the last video.
Brizzy, you won. - Yes, I did.
I feel like a gloomy human.
- What can I say? It's very easy for me
to suppress my emotion.
- I just experienced about 70 different emotions
at the same time trying to win this thing
and I lost.
- Thanks for watching, everybody.
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
- If you guys won the challenge, you should hit the Like button.
If you lost, you should still hit the Like button.
- Peace, mother [bleep].
- Hey guys, Alyssa here, producer from the React Channel.
Thanks so much for laughing with us again today
and if there's a video you wanna see in this challenge,
well go ahead and submit it in the comments
and maybe it will be in our next episode.