Hello
Hello, hi, you look happy. I am I'm quite delighted. [oh], and what's your name?
It's my name is de Lisa the researcher ponder that's an amazing name the Malawian name are Malawi
Yes, so I'm from a large, but I live in Manchester
Why have you come on Britain's got I've come to make the people laugh. I'm a comedian
I
Would love the winner of Britain's got talent this year to be a comedian. [oh], no pressure. No pressure
Who are you here with so I'm here. [just] alone
I have my brother no no he wanted to come he's a doctor and he was like either
I should save lives or come with you
We all Paris disappointed that one of you was a comedian wanted. He was a doctor
they were absolutely horrified because I was studying computer programming so I had a future and
I just decide no let [it] be a clown
Which okay? Oh darling good luck okay excellent?
Well, I'm at that age now all my friends are getting married and married [people] forget
How horrible it is being single they love to call me and complain about their coupling problems?
Always get you are so lucky being single
I get home my wife just starts nagging nag nag nag up like I have to nag myself I
Get home in like what time do I call this?
Why don't I ever do the dishes?
Sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself
I
Haven't always been a comedian. I did some weird jobs. I used to clean houses, and I'll admit. I was tempted to steal I
Didn't feel [good] the bible says thou shalt not steal, but nowhere does [it] say thou shalt not swap
I took Mysterio laughter [Walkman] took a plasma screen left and [etiquette]
I
Like that should I am from Africa? I moved here ten years ago, and immediately I moved here
I heard a lot of British people talking about the financial
Crisis the Recession I'm from Africa. What are you maniacs talking about?
You call that a crisis if that's a crisis. Where's unicef?
Where is Bono I?
Have not seen one same the uk concert
You can tell me it's a financial crisis when their planes flying over birmingham tossing fish and chips of the river
it will be a
financial crisis when their ads on television
saying this chap has to walk five miles [of] [their]
to get a bottle of WKD blue
And 100% you have got a financial crisis with India start opening call centres here
Can you imagine some poor guy mumbai [closing] bank ends up talking to a [brummie]?
Thank you so much
you
I
Just want to say I think you're bloody hilarious. [thank] [you]
Self-deprecating [funny] [relevant], I mean laughs after laughs [after] [laughs] it just kept on coming
And I really want you to win the entire Syria
I think you have a golden future [alright] nobody I'm shocked and delighted
My face is hurting from laughing. I'm so pleased that Amanda [pressed] [a] golden buzzer here
You are brilliant, [and] I cannot wait to do more for me. We're done
you should be a comedy superstar [all] the jokes were really original and
You are incredibly [likeable]. I couldn't fault it well done
Well, no need do I think you're an undiscovered all-star. I could see you owning your own
show
If what you did was so funny and naughty
Unique this is why we make shows like this to find people like you
Let go Freddie
oh
just a bit me so I'm going to cry in the hole unicef [say] go through a
Window well don't follow. Thank you so much leaving my brother [paying] you live in the studio for the semi-final
Thank you so much revelations off you go celebrate. Thank you