Whether the mission statement of the channel explicitly spells it out or not, my Youtube
art is created for the sole purpose of getting free beer.
I don’t care about knives, flashlights, magic erasers, or the guy who said I looked
like George Clooney’s meth addicted brother- nothing.
All I care about is beer.
Also thanks dude you can no longer post here, but meth is a funny drug.
So now that, that has finally happened let’s pack it up boys, see you in the next life,
the great dollar beer on tap piss on the floor I will go home with anybody hole in the wall
in a college town in the sky . (Screen goes black) Ok just kidding…
I’d be insane to quit now because I only got two free beers from Paulaner.
Which makes me realize I might need to update my online manifesto- beer donations must be
in the suitcase form.
Also maybe not call it an online manifesto… “have you read the advanced knife bros online
manifesto, we should have seen it coming.”
Now the joke here is I don’t know anything about beer other than it’s fun to guzzle,
and I can punch holes in walls better.
My cheeto receptacle can only detect so many flavors other than Frito Lay products.
3 to be exact.
“The well at least it’s free lager” “I like that you like it ale” or “I’ll
have 8 more of these.”
Paulner knowing greatness when they see it decided I’m a good fit for their brand image
and sent me two of their Hefer- wizers.
I hope I said that right- I spent 4 minutes browsing beer advocate.
If you don’t know it Paulener is a German beer maker based out of Munich and for the
time being one of 2 remaining beer brands in the world not owned by Inbev.
Soon….
(Evil laugh) I also bought another Paulerner the original Munich lager.
with my own 1.47 cents from a local beer store to compare and contrast, and also have more
beer.
Now I’ve probably had Paulaner in the past before but I have forgotten as least twice
as many beers as I’ve drank if I’m remembering correctly.
Let’s pour both.
First the heffe- heavy- hyphen…
uhh beer.
I can tell just by looking at it it uses Herkules and Taurus hops.
And the malts by the way it reacts to the ultraviolet spectrum a Light Wheat malt, a
dark wheat malt, a pilsner and I wanna say although it’s kind of tricky a munich malt?
All this at 5.50 alcohol by volume.
It’s hazy opaque and has a creamy foam that lingers for a while on top.
No heavy floaters- but some light silt in the bottom.
Mmm..
Make sure you swish it before your final pour.
Let’s pour a second, remember double fist in moderation.
I hope I’m using the right glasses here.
The original Munich lager has a familiar clear tint.
I decided to be more professional in this one, so you can decide what color of deeper
yellowish fluid it reminds you of..
The foam doesn’t linger long.
I had one of these a few days ago that really didn’t foam at all.
I hope it wasn’t bad- even if it was I don’t care that’s called being a man.
(Voice off in the distance) Stupid?
The foam on this one is obviously normal.
It isn’t as dense an creamy as the Natural Wheats foam.
It’s like they’re two totally different beers almost.
What’s that smell.
My nose is generally only good for differentiating who dealt it, but let’s see what happens.
The Natural wheat first.
It reminds me a little of the Banana Bread beer called Bananna bread beer.
A little bit of fruit rinds… maybe a more of an orange rind with a dash of lemon.
Also clove cigarettes like you used to smoke in high school.
You were pretty cool.
Now the original Munich lager.
Basically Like beer.
Umm a little bit of sweet watery apple juice and some malts.
The taste.
The part we've all been waiting for- and by all I mean me.
First let’s get the Munich Lager out of the way.
I think the last time I had Heineken was when my brother kept buying 12 packs of it 4th
of July 2017 and I ran out of beer.
That’s his favorite beer- and I feel like this sort of reminds me of that.
It’s kinda skunky, and the skunky flavor intensifies the longer it sits on your night
stand after you’ve long since passed out.
That’s ok, it’ll keep that buzz going when you wake up at 4 in the morning with
a headache.
It has 4.9% alcohol by volume.
The natural wheat is my thing.
Got a slight citrus bite of sourness in the beginning, then with a nice banana and fruity
after taste.
There’s yeastiness and wheatiness.
Lots of stuff going on here The mouth feel is a bit dryer with that feeling of the alcohol
evaporating from the tongue.
I don’t know if that’s a real thing- but it’s real to me.
My favorite of the two is the Natural Wheat.
Easily.
It’s my kind of beer, well balanced kinda fruity, and complex.
However if you have a brother who only drinks Heineken the original Munich lager would be
an appropriate substitute in case it’s the 4th and the basics cleaned out the liquor
store.
That way he won’t drink yours.
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although they tricked me because I’ve actually bought more Paulaners than they sent me…
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