- [Narrator] It's time for three of the baddest
boys on Netflix.
In this game, you've got to kiss one scoundrel,
marry another, and vanish the third.
Tell us your answer down in the comments
and your response just might get pinned.
- Lovely.
- [Narrator] First up is Klaus.
- Oh, there's nothing like a little
strangling to get the blood flowing.
- [Allison] Is that my skirt?
- What? Oh, yeah this
it's a little dated, I know,
but it's very breathy on the bits.
Hey you. Stay strong. I believe in you, okay?
You, not so much. (man laughs)
Hey. Did I ever tell you guys about the time
I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding?
Who gave you permission to lay your hands on my son?
- What?
- [Klaus] You heard me.
- I didn't touch your son.
- Oh, really? Well then how did he get that
swollen lip then?
- [Doctor] He doesn't have a swollen lip.
- Three more hours.
- No, don't leave me!
(screams)
- Items from your father's office
have gone missing.
In particular, an ornate box with pearl inlay.
- You don't say.
- Any idea where it went?
- No.
- [Narrator] Next up, Lucifer.
♪ Crime solving devil ♪
♪ It makes sense ♪
♪ Don't overthink it ♪
- It's been three hours
since my last confession.
- [Lucifer] Three hours?
Speedy sinner, I like it.
- No, I just need more guidance.
I'm still having lustful thoughts
about another man.
- Splendid, who's the lucky fellow?
Pretending that these people don't stink
like a pack of wildebeests that actually
bathe on this show.
- I can hear you.
- Can you? But can you smell me?
- Your return to the underworld has been requested.
- Oh, right okay.
Let me just check my calender.
Yeah, here it is, the 7th of never through to the 15th
of ain't gonna happen, how's that work for you guys?
- Ah you're the devil. (laughs)
- Correct!
(screams)
- Stay away, he's the devil!
You don't understand, this isn't a performance!
He's the devil!
- It's true, it is true.
- [Narrator] And finally, Billy.
(whistle blows)
- Hey, lardass!
No running on my watch.
(grunting)
(ball bouncing)
- You were moving your feet, plant them next time.
Draw a charge.
- Is everything all right?
- Yes, everything's fine.
You know I could teach you if you'd like.
- Oh.
- I know all the styles.
Freestyle,
butterfly,
breaststroke.
Oh. - Oh!
- Billy come on stop it, it's not funny!
Stop!
- Go go go go! - We need to haul ass!
- Bill stop it!
(tires screeching)
- Yeah, that was a close one huh?!
(crazed laughing)
(grunting)
(screams)
(thudding)
(creaking metal)
(screaming)
- [Narrator] All right that's it,
time to make some bad boy choices.
Let us know down below, and thanks for playing.
Bye!
- Hey, a little privacy guys,
we're really hitting it off back here.
(laughs) - [Boy] Get out!