I want cheap, simple food for the children
or you're fired!
Like this Mr. Krabs.?
Hmm. Looks simple enough.
Oh, mama, ain't that a tasty patty?
And only took a few pennies worth
of ingredients to make.
[music playing]
You made this camp master a very happy crab, SpongeBob.
[grunting]
Hey, check it out kids, we got patties!
The only food you'll ever want!
And the only food you'll ever get!
Again!
[cheering]
Behold, the beautiful symmetry of its interior structure.
[sniffing]
Righteous flavor!
[spooky music playing]
Jeez. How good could these things really be anyway?
[laughing]
[evil laughing]
Achi machi. Such clarity, such flavor!
I'll steal your secrets. I'll make lots of money.
I'll go to college and then I'll take over the world!
[whimpering]
[howling]
That's the trawler cabin.
They also call it the weirdo cabin.
That's got a nice ring to it.
[howling]
[door creaking]
[whimpering]
[screaming]
[laughing]
You are either very brave...
Or very foolish to venture
into this dark, domain.
Foolish! We're very foolish!
So are we.
We're Roxy.
Say hello to my cabin mate, Jimmy.
Shake?
Yes we are.
Hey.
Don't worry. It tastes like maple syrup.
Oh.
Thanks.
[whimpering]
[groaning]
Hello.
My name is Preda Tory.
That is my web. I spun it this morning.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Nice work. Do you do free alterations?
[whimpering]
So, uh, w-which one of you is the c-cabin counselor?
Hey, Kid!
[gasping]
[whimpering]
[screaming]
[Preda Tory] Kidferatu.
[screaming]
[whimpering]
Ah, oh, look at that.
It's past our deadtime, I mean bedtime.
[grunting]
[both] Woo!
Hey, how'd you get those badges?
By doing...
...night camp activities.
We want night badges!
You're in luck. We can help you.
[giggling]
Moop.
Don't they usually say meep?
Let's not get involved.
He's part of that cluck.
- Click. - Okay.
[clicking]
M-M-Moop, moop, moop. M-Moop, moop, moop.
M-M-Moop, moop, moop, moop, moop.
Ah, his name Chovy.
He says he's tired of being a carbon copy.
He wants to be his own fish with his own personality.
I spent a summer abroad in Anchovia.
Moop moop?
But he doesn't know what kind of personality,
he wants to be.
Don't worry, Chovy. We'll help ya. High five.
Uh.
Alright, I'll help too.
Just as long as he doesn't steal my friendly personality.
[groaning]
[hammering] There.
They really complement each other.
[music playing]
Hmm. Here's something that might help you out.
I tried out a lot of different personalities
before I pick the perfect one you see before you today.
[music playing]
Ooh.
[music playing]
Ooh, moop.
Hey! I said not me!
M-Moop! M-meep. M-moop. Moop.
Oh, you're not even doing it right.
- M-Moop. - It's like this.
[mumbling]
[laughing]
Why are they're twice as many SpongeBob and Patricks in here?!
Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, moop.
Wow, now that kid's got personality.
Ya ought to listen to him.
Hmm, maybe...
- Hey! - Yoink.
[music playing]
Uh, forget it. You don't sound at all like Mr. Tentacles.
[Squidward] Ow!
- Ah ha! - Shh.
[mumbling]
Found ya.
[laughing, mumbling]
Found ya.
[laughing]
Pardon me, excuse me. Tight fit.
[Patrick groaning]
[all groaning]
Sorry. [chuckles]
And as the loser, you're the winner!
Here's your badge.
Ooh.
[groaning]
Well, now that we're done stretching,
are we all ready for an epic,
monumental outdoor game of... tag?
[both] Tag!
Playing tag? Just the three of you?
Um-hmm.
- That's right. - Just three of us.
Alright, alright. Go. Get out of my hair. Hmm.
Yeah!
[chattering]
Aw.
[groaning]
[all crying]
I thought I told you to play outside!
We can't play tag outside, it's raining.
Well then, play inside...
quietly... very quietly.
[all] Very quietly.
Quietly.
[mumbling]
[giggling]
Hmm.
You're it.
[giggling] And now you're it.
[mumbling]
[groaning]
I-I-I'm out.
[giggling]
Yow! Yah!
Yah!
[humming]
[groaning]
[loud distant chattering]
[grumbling]
What a [unintelligible]. What the...
- More tea? - Yes, please.
May I have a crumpet?
[giggling]
Hmm.
[SpongeBob] Very clever. Very, very clever.
[distant chattering]
[laughing]
[loud distant chattering]
Hmm. I'm not falling for it.
Don't tag me! No.
Tag him! Tag him!
[groaning]
No, no! Don't tag me! Please!
I'm too young!
[groaning]
No, no, no, no, no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[groaning] Tag!
[crying]
Alright, that's it!
[groaning] Uh-oh.
What? What's wrong? Huh?
Hello!
[groaning]
You got something on your head.
Ow!
[giggling]
Today is--
The first day of jellyfish season!
So, when I blow this whistle--
[unintelligible]
[panting]
[music playing]
[giggling]
Do you need to use the outhouse?
- No. - Alright, let's--
- I do. - Go ahead. We'll wait.
[laughing]
Oh.
[laughing]
[sighing] Everybody ready?
I'm ready!
Oh, excuse me! I left my net in the bathroom!
[whimpering]
Oh.
[groaning]
Forgot what I was doing.
Your net.
No, thanks. I got one.
Come on.
Alright, one... two--
Ooh, I think I left the stove on!
Patrick, we have no stove.
Oh. Well, what's the holdup? Blow your whistle!
[grumbling]
[clearing throat]
Attention, SpongeBob SquarePants.
You have a call from your mother
in Camp Master Krab's office.
I repeat, your mama's calling you.
[whimpering] Mom.
Jellyfish.
[whistling]
[cheering]
[groaning]
The phone.
The phone! The phone!
[panting]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Help me!
[Pearl babbling]
Hmm.
[screaming]
Are you done?
Um-hmm.
Well then... answer the phone! Please.
Hi, Mom. I love you, but I'm a little busy here.
[mumbling on phone]
Mom, why are you calling? [gasping]
Oh, good question. Now, why was I calling?
[screaming]
[mumbling on phone]
[gasping] There you are.
Huh? Yeah, Mom.
Uh-huh.
[mumbling on phone]
A beautiful clear day here at Kamp Koral,
as rookie SquarePants attempts to net his first ever jellyfish
while simultaneously talking to his Mom.
[mumbling on phone]
And he'll receive a young jellyfisher's
abstract expressionist period.
Wow. What a talent.
Sorry Mrs. Puff!
[mumbling on phone]
[panting]
[mumbling on phone]
W-Whoa!
Simply amazing.
Here SpongeBob combines two sports, jellyfishing
and canoeing.
[shrieking]
And he's bad at both.
He's going! Going! Gone!
[screaming]
And now, back to Jelly Meadows.
[mumbling on phone]
Now I remember what I wanted to ask you.
Have you caught a jellyfish yet?
Oh.
Not exactly.
Cutting off the circulation.
[groaning] Bye Mom! Love you!
[alarm ringing]
Oh, what time is it?
[screaming]
I must've over wound it!
[gasping] The bus.
[groaning]
The field trip!
[groaning]
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No-o!
No!
[whimpering]
I missed it!
[grunting]
Oh.
[breaking]
I'm alone.
All alone.
(alone, alone)
Well, if I'm alone,
I might as well make the best of it.
Guess I don't really need these.
[laughing]
[humming]
[grunting]
Ha ha. Attention campers,
I mean, attention myself.
[laughing]
Kamp Koral is now Kamp SpongeBob.
And I declare Kamp SpongeBob officially open for fun.
[honking]
It's a beautiful day here at Kamp SpongeBob
with SpongeBob on the mound.
Huh.
Now, the wind up.
Y-Y-Yep, and the pitch.
[grunting]
And... nothing. Nothing happens. Because there's nobody here.
Complete silence from the empty crowd
as SpongeBob walks off to hit the showers
and heckle himself.
Ah, put some clothes on!
[SpongeBob laughing]
Wait, what was that?
[SpongeBob laughing]
[gasping] It couldn't be.
[gasping] Or maybe it was the wind.
[SpongeBob laughing]
[laughing]
Kamp Master Krabs, emergency! I need your help!
What is it, boy?
Patrick swallowed my teddy bear and I can't sleep without it!
Sorry Krabs, he asked for you.
[laughing]
[sighing]
Alright, let's get this over with.
Hooray!
[grunting]
Are you sure he ate it, SpongeBob?
I'm not finding anything.
You keep plunging Mr. Krabs,
my teddy's got to be in there somewhere.
[grunting]
It's not Patrick's fault that he's a chronic sleep eater
but without my teddy, I won't be able to sleep
or eat or shower or- Huh? Oh.
[chuckles] Unless it was under my covers
the whole time. [chuckles]
Are you kidding me?
[grunting]
SpongeBob.
[screaming]
I can't believe you're the only kid in camp history
who's never caught a jellyfish.
Yeah, I can't believe it either, Perch. Isn't that funny?
[whimpering]
Actually, if you had caught any jellyfish,
you wouldn't be on the show.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
[laughing]
This just in, there's a martian invasion underway,
and that's a martian laugh if I ever heard one.
- Blah. - Martian invasion?
Martian invasion?!
[screaming]