(keys clacking)
(dramatic drums)
(heavy breathing)
(dramatic percussive music)
(keys clacking)
♪ You told me you needed time ♪
♪ To think it through ♪
♪ 'Cause my sadness ♪
♪ Honky tonks and whiskey ♪
- (clears throat) They're tastier than they look.
(chewing sounds)
♪ I'm done crying while you're out lying ♪
That's a real tomato.
♪ Cigarettes and booze ♪
It was just growing in the garden.
♪ You can't keep me from someone new. ♪
♪ You can't love me ♪
(utensil clanks) - Oh, sorry.
♪ You can't hold me down. ♪
(water clinks) ♪ Cause I know for certain ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Fight not might hurt you ♪
(whoosh) ♪ When she only ♪
♪ Man in this town ♪
♪ You think this flame forever burns the same ♪
♪ And I guess that's why ♪
Um.
Sorry.
♪ He came round last Friday night ♪
- You're making me so hot right now.
Frank. ♪ You can't love me ♪
♪ You can't keep me from someone new ♪
(squeaks)
(yodeling music)
(heavy breathing)
Fuck me, daddy.
That's right.
Fuck me, daddy.
- Can we just?
Cindy, stop.
(yodel music)
(dog barking)
(shot gun blast)
- [Girl] I love you, Daddy.
- Just call me Frank, okay?
- Yes, Frank.
Fuck me, Frank.
(yodeling music)
- Cindy, call me Sebastian?
- Fuck me, Sebastian Frank.
- Just Sebastian, okay?
For God's sake.
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- [Robot Voice] 237 kilometers.
- [Male voice] From your location,
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(train horn)
(breathing)
- Cindy, stop.
What was that?
- You are currently enjoying the girlfriend experience.
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- How much?
Without the adverts.
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Ten. (clock ticking)
Nine. - Cindy, stop.
- Eight. - Cindy.
- Seven.
- Stop. - (demonic tone) Four.
- What?
- Three, two. (slap)
- Oh, shit, oh my God. Cindy, I'm sorry.
(choking)
- (demonic tone) I'm authorized to protect
the assets of If Escorts Inc.
Would you like to be unconscious?
(normal voice) Or would you like to continue with sex?
- Sex.
(squeaking)
- Cindy. - Sebastian Frank.
I am detecting decreased levels of blood flow to your-
- Stop.
Let's try something else.
(choral music)
Close your eyes.
(choral music)
(fast squeaking)
(choral music)
- [Cindy] Yes, Frank.
- You came back?
(eclectic Indian music)