i'm not trying to pressure you just
can't stop thinking bout you
you ain't even really gotta be my
girlfriend
hey my name is marcus i am a cancer
by day i work for an arborist by night i
tell jokes stand up comedy i love dogs
my father is a veterinarian i'm like a
dog whisperer i don't know something
about the little things they get me
every time
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looking for somebody who i just kind of
connect with vibe with we could have a
good time share some laughs and uh
but we don't mind a night in or weekend
or a month in because there's a lot of
germs out there
i definitely think i'm a cancer i have
feelings you know i'm feeling it's okay
i'm allowed
emotions they happen
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i believe that astrology and science
plays a large part in compatibility but
today i actually don't get to ask
these girls outright what their sign is
i'm excited i hope you're excited
because i'm excited we're excited
i like your hair what's your name lizzy
okay what do you do i am an artist so
singer dancer you name it i'm i do it
i'm in entertainment
you i uh do tree work i work in the
woods
so you got the lumberjack thing going on
i got the lumberjack energy and then at
nights i tell jokes so
kind of the same like entertainment
stuff okay can you tell me a joke
yeah absolutely try to make me laugh
okay what did the one tree say to the
other
i don't know trees don't talk oh
okay you're funny now you're funny
you're funny you're funny
i used to do riddles what does that mean
that you used to do riddles i used to
serve and to all of my tables i used to
give them riddles and then they'll tip
me just because i made them think
um let me see real real quick um there's
a house
okay there's three rooms and there's
light switches on the outsides of the
rooms
you can only flip them and then go
inside your objective is to figure out
which switch goes to which room
and they enjoyed these yeah because they
made them think it made them think
really hard
i just moved to a house with the lights
that just operate i thought lizzie was
really cool she seems like she kind of
find a way to have fun no matter what i
think lizzie was probably either a
taurus or a pisces
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i gotta ask what do you do i can do all
kinds of all kinds of [ __ ]
i mean what do you what's work do you
have work or you just uh i freelance so
like pa and
i can do nannying bartending like all
kinds of [ __ ] what are you looking for
in a relationship
i think i'm looking for someone who
doesn't mind being boring
okay together okay like chilling out you
know like you would call yourself a home
body
very much so yeah i feel that how about
you i want someone that's definitely
a little bit wild but also can chill and
read a book
how was your last relationship so
technically i haven't ever really been
in a monogamous like relationship
ever yeah i've always had very like
um open-ended relationships i just feel
like monogamy isn't for me that's the
weird thing about the city you know
everyone's an open relationship
always i've always always done it i'm
old-fashioned i'll just cheat you know
just just kidding joke i was good though
i mean it happened come to my show yeah
yeah it's on the ninth or
whatever yeah i'll go would you ever be
in an open relationship
it would have to be someone i was really
crazy about and just really
trusted there had to be a lot of trust i
mean you should you should try it once
maybe
maybe maybe what's the most interesting
thing about you i'm a dope juggler
a lot of people don't know this a lot of
people don't know this but your boys
juggle games you got tennis balls or
something
yes production are you not entertained
i thought sophie was a lot of fun easy
to talk to the open relationship thing
threw me off i'm not sure how into that
i can really get
i think sophia was a scorpio because she
seemed to be very open and honest but
with that she wasn't scared to let you
see into like
the darker parts of her
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marcus quayle nice to meet you let's say
you get a free weekend how are you
spending it
so either i'm like online looking at
auditions or i just call in to work you
have some free time
and you just work more or yeah like work
more or if my friends are free i'm like
hey what are you doing today but if
they're busy
then i'm like i'll just go into work all
right what's your ideal date
my ideal date is
activities like any activity
um i like i'd rather do
activities than just to not do
activities
not doing anything and just sitting down
okay how do you feel about dogs
okay how would you describe your ideal
man my
ideal man is someone
that will always be there i thought
quayle
was very composed she didn't seem to
know
how to have fun by herself which i
thought was kind of interesting
she likes dogs that's good if i had to
guess and i do
i think that quayle was a capricorn just
because she kind of seemed very patient
seemed to have a pretty dry wit about
her
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least favorite thing about new york city
um i don't like the garbage
it's like pretty dirty would you
consider yourself like a very cleanly
person
um yeah like a shower i love to shower
it's
great hygiene is key you on the apps you
look like you're on the apps
i give off that vibe that i'm on the ass
i mean like where else do people meet
people right like
it's like i feel like it's tough going
out at bars and things and like men
don't
really approach them in the way they
used to you'd like to be courted yeah i
love to record it okay yes what's the
most spontaneous thing you've done
my roommate and i decided to book a
vacation to mexico
like two weeks in advance because we
were just like over the cold and both
had time off from work
so that was fun that was spontaneous
i'm kind of more of a planner you said
you'd like to plant no plan over here no
plan
so like if we were to go on a date
would i get like a confirmation text the
day before with like
hey like you still free like let's go
here this time
i'll be like hey you want to go bowling
friday and it's tuesday
you're like yeah sure what time yeah
that night you're like okay
i could literally go the rest of the
week and not talk to you and then just
hit you up
at 9pm friday like all right i'm outside
you ready and you're like wait what
the bowling wouldn't happen yeah yeah i
thought gabriella
really had her stuff together way too
much for me so i'm taking a guess that
she's a virgo
how are you today i'm well yourself i'm
a little nervous please don't be
yeah look at you oh thank you
thank you it's my transformation you
know about dragon ball z though right of
course this hole right here this is like
my super saiyan
usually i'm kind of just lame you look
like android 17. hey
i'm not more 18 18's a blonde one yeah
yeah you're right that's what i'm seeing
okay who's your dragon ball z character
i say bulma because she's sweet when she
needs to be if you're like a bonehead of
course i'd be like oh you're like what
is wrong with you
yeah she wasn't scared to let the hammer
down yeah but i'm more of a supportive
like cheerleader type did you cheerlead
no not at all i dance i can move okay i
think i can move
that's my that's my go-to hey that's my
go-to i was doing that earlier catch it
catch it there we go bring it back give
me something marcus
have you been man up here i'm gonna
watch but something's telling me
it should have been time we should have
been that man we
[Laughter]
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so what do you do what do you want to do
okay so i work at an office that does
music
for like tv shows can you sing yeah i
can't can you give us something
yeah i would love to hear you send it
out your favorite song something that
you feel i wanna be the very best
that no one ever was
to catch them is my real test going to
train to miss my cause
i will travel across the land going out
searching
to understand the power that's inside
pokemon come on now marcus
all right shan was dope we have a lot of
similar interests she has a lot of
energy
i feel like we could have fun doing
anything if i had to take a guess aries
she just seemed really confident and
that's a lot of fire
in her all right so you gotta definitely
have a style to you
okay what would you do on a saturday
night for fun uh i'm a bartender
you're a bartender yeah i'd be working
okay so
weirdest bartending experience there's
so many
once we had a woman who didn't want to
pay her bills so she decided to
go down to the lobby and completely
strip naked in the middle of winter
did it work no she still had to pay her
bill um um and then the cops were called
that's a l yeah have you ever streaked
or stripped naked in public
no i've skinny dipped okay but yeah
okay have you i had i had a phase in
college
where i would just get really hammered
and run down the street
naked to the next party like was anyone
inviting you to do that or you just did
that
it was a lot of me okay there was a lot
of me just doing this for me
are you a cancer
yes did they tell you that or were you
just guessing or you just figured
yeah i am what gave it away um
just the empathy okay that's a good
thing yeah
i thought paige was great she was a lot
of fun she seemed to have a really
lively energy to her the fact that she
was able to read me i appreciate it i
hope she's not a gemini but she could
have been a gemini
i'm alma nice to meet you hey where are
you from queens queens yeah i was born
in corona
uh okay and i've been to china have you
recently no no no not reef isn't it no
not everything uh the last time i went
was
a year ago okay so you know before this
whole thing happened
what about you do you like traveling no
matter where i go the only thing i want
to do is
just go to applebee's like it doesn't
matter what where i travel i just want
to see what their applebee's is like i
feel like you can learn anything about a
destination but
buy their applebee's applebee's
waitresses you know
they'll just tell you about what's going
on i don't think there's any applebee's
in
in germany just haven't looked hard
enough really so you like to go out a
lot
i do you like to dance i like to dance
but i'm not very
good what about you do you like dancing
it happens
yeah i can dance kids you want kids no i
don't you don't want kids no i worked
with kids for a while and i was like
they're demons
because they like suck all the energy
out of you you're like dogs you like
animals
they stuff the life out of you too right
i don't really like dogs that much
okay any plants you just
they all die i hated her i didn't like
that she didn't like dogs and that all
her plants died
that was a red flag i think that if i
had to take a guess that she was a
sagittarius just because she had like a
lot of
kind of chaotic energy i'm rhys
nice to meet you tell me a little bit
about yourself anything uh anything
i'm an opera singer i do jazz okay you
know how to make it come from your
diaphragm
yeah do you you know about the diaphragm
do you i don't know
you have one do you know do you use it i
can sing i can i can try to sing
reese can you try to give him a little
bit of a diaphragm singing lesson
oh okay you wanna you don't have to put
your arms up like that
put your chest there you don't want your
chest to lift you want this
you this is to go out yes so let's
release all the air breathe in now sing
without breathing
no we're gonna i'm training you how to
breathe correctly so release all your
air
more of it i think there's more right
yeah all of it and i'll take a huge
breath in
no what are you doing okay just breathe
and you want this part to expand
now sing your favorite song girl i know
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this might seem strange but so you do
sing i
i can't sing i'm not trying to pressure
you just can't stop thinking bout you
you ain't even really gotta be my
girlfriend
i just wanna know your name
and maybe something i'll work on it yeah
it was really good
that really helped big fan of reese
started singing i was like oh what you
do this forever which is
really cool because she's so passionate
about it because i couldn't really get a
read on reese i feel like she just kind
of was just so
balanced so i'm gonna take a guess and
say that she was a libra
i am rachel i am marcus what's up
workers
why cheetah print do you feel that you
feel like a special connection with
the cheetah community a little bit but
like i'm a very basic dresser
like i'll wear like blacks and whites
and like jeans and then i'll put like a
nice pair of shoes i love doc martens i
have 11 and a half 11 and a half now i
have 11 pairs of jock martens i'm
working on my 12th and so i always wear
like fun shoes and i wear like a fun
jacket like every day
do you like fashion or i only buy
converses
once these get dirty i will buy another
pair of these exact same shoes there you
go and then when they get dirty i'll get
another pair of those exact same shoes
pretty much basic yeah that's cool that
you know yeah so what do you do
i tell jokes i do stand you just stand
up me too no
no way how do we get here i feel like
none of us have been funny yet like
we're not doing a real good job right no
but like i'm not funny on a daily basis
i feel like i feel like you probably are
just like i'm trapped no in this
humorous existence and everyone else is
laughing i don't get the joke it's like
real heady i kind of feel like i'm the
same way like i'm not funny on a daily
basis but i need to be i can be
be funny now that's how it works that's
like when someone's like oh i'm a singer
they're like oh sing right now
that's happened multiple times today
yeah so
it definitely goes down in this room oh
no comedians
it's either the worst idea you could
have or the best idea you could have but
it's like no
in between she had just like a really
bold style to her if i had to pin it i'd
probably say leo
where are you from i'm from virginia
you're from virginia yeah how about you
i'm from new york
oh okay and what brings you up here so
i'm actually a model assigned model so i
moved here
when i got signed to my agency okay
how's it working
it's good it's fun so far so good it's
only been a year so you know
it can't go so bad in a year i guess was
it your dream as a kid to be a model
i think growing up like people would say
like you should be a model just because
i've always been like a little taller so
i think
like deep down i thought i could do it
but like do you sound conceited or what
so i just went to college graduated go
to college to be pretty
what what kind of did you study in
college you're a model you want to be a
model you said you went to college right
is it like a modeling college no i'm
also smart
so i went to normal college oh my god
um can i go
he's like rude yeah you can love things
that was brutal was it me it could have
been me was it me
it could have been me it was me uh abby
kind of reminds me of my most recent ex
who happens to be a leo
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hi what's up not much what's up with you
how's this going this has been
an adventure for sure i'm number 11
right
so tell me about yourself i'm an actor
with a day job is what i like to say
i do some social media work and work at
a fitness gym
what about you the same thing kind of
like an entertainer with a day job
i love that yeah so i do a lot of like
uh acting comedy stuff at night
i have a lot of admiration for comedian
do you yeah
why isn't it to like do a bit of like
type 5
don't think i have it in me i have faith
in you i think we could get it out of
you
okay siblings family okay so i have a
younger sister who's my superhero
she's a climate scientist so she's going
to save us all
that's awesome yeah and then i have mom
and dad and a three-legged dog
three-legged dog yeah she's a goof i
think she looks like a dragon now
because her like tail is very long and
it kind of drags what's her name
molly molly yeah molly the three-legged
dragon molly the three-legged dragon
what do you dress up as halloween
do you know the band blink 182 you know
their song
rock show like fell in love with the
girl at the rock shows
i believe i believe it's all good i
dressed up as the girl at the rock show
do you like halloween do you dress up i
love halloween yeah what was your most
recent costume
i've been tiger woods for like the last
eight years
do you vary it with this the like drama
around him
exactly i had a lot of lindsey bond one
year oh my god one year i got a golf
cart and we drove around campus it was a
lot of fun yeah i thought julie was
great they had a lot of fun i think her
whole energy was right on par with munch
and she wants a family
and just gorgeous i thought it was great
so would say she's like me i would say
she's a cancer and i would absolutely go
on a second date
with julia and the third day
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very bright thank you i'm tina artists
yeah okay all right what kind of artist
i'm a singer
really what's your favorite kind of
music genre-wise r b for sure
really yeah my favorite artist period
i would say is alicia keys she's amazing
who's your favorite
i don't want to say drake you don't want
to say i don't want to say but you
mentioned him
i'm not opposed to that i appreciate his
range
and he did a lot for the culture right
man wheelchair jimmy came up like
what a thought tina what are you most
passionate about
all right so obviously you know i'm
passionate about music but i'm also
passionate about
my people so i'm filipino i like to
advocate for them so
yeah what are you passionate about i'm
passionate about
my comedy who's your favorite comedian
chappelle by far
you know what have you heard of him
yeah yes who do you like who makes you
laugh i like
chappelle i like trevor noah i like this
dude mo gilligan from uk
okay all right all right all right we
got we're going we're going huh
i thought tina had a really good spirit
i like the way she dressed even though
it's kind of out there for me i kind of
appreciated the fact that she wasn't
scared to
flash tina was a capricorn because she
just seemed like she was no [ __ ]
straight to the point
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that was a lot a lot of highs a couple
lows so if i had to narrow it down to
three
i think my top choices would be
chantelle julia and page
i thought they're all great i thought we
all had a really good connection
a lot of fun talking with them just
spending time with them when i found out
their science i actually wasn't
surprised at all that it happened to be
a cancer scorpio and a gemini i usually
get along pretty good with cancer women
i usually appreciate
cancer women's energy same thing with
scorpios another water sign
and then the gemini's died every time
they get me
and revive and i enjoy it and i love it
but i've been burned before by one so
i'm just a little hesitant but you know
chantal was great
and we asked them if they would also go
on a second date with me and they all
said yes
so yeah boy i think he's cute i like his
vibe
he seems pretty cool it seems like we
had a lot of things in common but we
kind of broke out into song
about pokemon so that was cool i'm with
it he
takes care of trees which i think is
very cool and i think it's very cool
that he gets to be like physically
active
in his day-to-day life and then he still
has such a place for
art in his heart if i had to just choose
one though it would
definitely be julia he was really open
to listening to me i felt every time i
was talking he was really like locked in
with what i was saying
i think that she just had a great head
on her shoulders i think she was able to
navigate me extremely well i felt really
calm around her
and she's gorgeous super gorgeous yeah
i'm going with julia totally