Hey, Time Magazine released their annual list
of the 100 Most Influential People in the World,
and guess who made the list.
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No, not me.
But Kim Jong Un-- he made it.
I would have guessed me too, but no.
I'm not on it.
But even though I'm not on the list,
I did interview a lot of the people on the list.
Out of the 100 most influential people, 18 of them
have appeared on my show this season alone.
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That doesn't even include the yodeling Walmart kid.
I think he's going to be on next year.
I feel responsible because I've had them on my show,
so I've made them influential.
I think my influence influenced their influentiality.
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I think.
That's what I'm going to believe in my head,
and that's what I want to do.
For instance, we had so many of them,
but John Krasinski was on the list.
And he's in that movie, A Quiet Place.
Have you seen A Quiet Place?
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It's a heartwarming story about two parents
who get their kids to be quiet.
Here's what happened when John was here.
We love to play games here, so in honor of that,
we're going to have a staring contest.
And we have to be quiet.
So we can't make noises.
We can't do anything.
But we just-- so the first person-- oh my god.
I'm going to be so bad at this.
I was going to say, you're so good at this.
No, I'm going to be so bad at this.
The first person to laugh loses and
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OK, go.
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We both gotta [INAUDIBLE].
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Oh my god.
Yeah, I scared the Krasinski out of him.
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Another of Time's influential people
is Cardi B. I interviewed her, and boy, she
shared a lot when she was here.
It looks like you're getting ready to give birth
right there.
They say the more you move, the easier it will come out.
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You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Come out [INAUDIBLE].
Yeah.
Well, especially if that's comfortable for you to do,
it'll be easy to--
I was just try to show the world how I got pregnant
in the first place.
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Like that.
That's how it happened.
That's where I am [INAUDIBLE].
We were all curious and we didn't know how, so--
and now we do.
So that's great.
Yeah, like that.
She cleared it up for us.
It's an educational show, I tell you.
You learn so much when you watch my show.
My friend Jimmy Kimmel also made Time's Most Influential list.
He stopped by to surprise me on my birthday.
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I am so happy to be here and so honored
to be a part of your 50--
50th birthday?
60th.
60th?
I can't believe it.
You look fantastic.
You really do.
You've been so generous to everyone.
Your audience, to all of us, to me personally.
And I just-- I have something for you,
if you'll excuse me for one second.
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So important.
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Bone density is really something you have to look out for.
I'll just-- should I just put it in the-- you can have this
later.
You don't have to have this now.
I for sure will take that.
I just want to--
I just happened to be in the neighborhood,
and I thought I'd stop by.
Dressed like that?
I actually have a couple of kiwis for you also.
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So, yeah.
If anybody wants a banana and two kiwis, I still have them.
I have not-- chosen not to eat them yet.