[Captions by Y Translator] EXPECTATIONS: MEETING OLD FRIENDS
Oh my god!
Oh my god. I miss you guys.
Oh my god. How was your holiday?
Oh my god. I hope we're in the same class.
REALITY: MEETING OLD FRIENDS
Oh my god!
I can't believe we have new vending machine.
Me first.
Does anyone has a spare coin?
EXPECTATIONS: ENTERING THE SCHOOL
This year, I'm gonna be the best I can be.
I am ready.
This year is gonna be my year.
REALITY: ENTERING THE SCHOOL
Let me go.
I want to go home.
I want to be homeschooled.
Let me go, please.
Leave me alone.
You will never get me alive.
You will never!
Mommy!
Help!
Don't let them take me.
Help.
Please save me, Mommy.
I don't wanna go.
EXPECTATIONS: PARENTS
Okay, Hao Hao, it is the start of the New Year.
It's time for you to make good friends,
get good grades,
and then go to a good University.
Sweetie, go go go!
You sure don't want to come with me, Mom?
Darling, you're a big boy now.
Go.
All right.
See you tonight, Mom.
Bye!
Time to flex some of that Gucci.
REALITY: PARENTS
Hey.
Hao Hao.
What?
Where is mommy's hug?
Really Mom?
How can you go without hugging me?
It has been a promise to me since Primary one.
It's never going to change.
Oh, there, there.
Have fun in school, sweetie.
Mommy loves you.
I love you too, Mom.
Say louder.
I love you too, Mom.
Mommy is old, I cannot hear.
Louder.
Just go home, Mom.
How can you shout at Mommy?
Not cool, man.
You don't love me anymore.
I love you, Mom.
Okay, I'll just see you at home tonight, okay?
Hi Auntie.
Hello.
Who are you calling Auntie?
Who is an Auntie?
Are you blind?
What class are you from?
I'm not an Auntie yet.
Are you blind?
EXPECTATIONS: NEW CLASSMATES
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.
Let me help you with that.
So sorry.
I'm new here.
Do you know where is class T1T5?
Oh, class T1T5?
Yeah, come with me.
REALITY: NEW CLASSMATES
Class T1T5?
Yeah, class T1T5.
Eh, class T1T5.
Ay, same class again.
Why do I always get such lame classmate?
Ay, Class T1T5!
New girls.
Stand up.
Hey girls, which class are you in?
We are in B00B5.
I hate school.
Hey, bro, can I borrow a spare ruler?
I have.
EXPECTATIONS: TIMETABLES
Hey Cherylene, what's your timetable like?
Class T1T5.
And?
First is English.
Followed by Science.
Okay.
And then Hindi.
Oh my gosh, same!
And my favorite class of the day, Maths!
Because it's the last class of the day!
Oh my gosh, we have the same timetable!
REALITY: TIMETABLES
Okay, so my first English.
Maths for me, but okay, next?
Next is science.
I have Hindi.
You're taking Hindi?
I'm taking Tagalog.
That means we don't have any classes together.
At leas we got recess together?
I guess so.
So, what did you guys do during your holidays?
Oh my God, I have so much to tell you guys.
Okay, I went to Dubai.
It was beautiful.
Oh my gosh.
I went to Dubai too.
No way.
We should have met up.
Wait, we did.
You guys should have come.
It would have been so fun.
Yo guys, we should plan our next holiday together.
When's the next break?
Oh my gosh, that sounds so fun!
We totally should.
REALITY: RECESS
So guys, I went to Dubai.
Yeah, we saw it on Instagram.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
EXPECTATIONS: MAKING FRIENDS
It's going to take some time to get used to this new school.
I'm glad I'm not the only new student here.
Let's stick together the whole year.
Let's go.
REALITY: MAKING NEW FRIENDS
Hi, can we sit here?
Sure, but there's only space for one more person.
Are you okay?
Vince, are you coming or not?
I don't know what game you're trying to play,
but you better stay away from my boyfriend.
Otherwise, you and I are gonna have a problem.
Got it?
EXPECTATIONS: GOING TO CLASS
REALITY: GOING TO CLASS
Help!
Where's class T1T5?
Jasmine, where is the English class?
Hello. Help me.
Where am I?
Am I even in the right school?
I didn't get enough sleep last night.
Help!
EXPECTATIONS: TEACHERS
Hi class T1T5.
Your form teacher Madam Soot Beng is currently
on maternity leave.
So you will have replacement teacher in the meantime.
Hi class.
Oh. No, no, no, take out your phones.
It's 2019.
I'm cool, I'm young, and I'm woke.
Alright.
So I know how important it is to post on your first day
of school on the Instagrams.
So if someone walks in,
just pretend to act busy, all right?
Low-key, I got your backs.
All right, so there's any issues just Tik Tok me.
Yeah.
Teacher, Tik Tok is an app.
Yeah, yeah, chill chill.
Let's Netflix and chill.
Hey, how about you just go on with your lessons, yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Cool.
No doubt.
REALITY: TEACHERS
Just because I'm pregnant,
does not mean I will let you all fail.
Class stand.
Good morning, Madam Soot Beng.
Why is she always pregnant?
I know right.
Who would tap that?
I'm pregnant, not deaf.
Sit down.
So class, please hand in your homework,
the one that I gave to you guys over the winter break.
Hi Madame Soot Beng, about my homework.
So basically,
during the holidays, I was overseas,
and what happened was there was an earthquake,
and my homework happened to be in a bag,
which was in a building that collapsed.
So I pretty much lost the homework.
You lost your homework?
Yeah.
Give me your hand.
Did you lose your homework, or do you just not do it?
I lost it.
I don't think teachers are allowed to hit students anymore.
It's 2019.
You know I'm just tough on you because I hate you, right?
Okay.
Where's your homework?
EXPECTATIONS: PARTNERS
Okay class, for your first assignment of the year,
I would like you guys to partner up.
Yo Hao, you want to partner up?
I can tell my mom
that I'm going to your house to do our assignment.
Nah, you know what?
This year, I'm partnering with Denise,
the top student in our school, man.
2019, I'm a changed man.
No procrastination, man.
Let's go.
Let's do this.
Education.
Okay, but where's Denise?
Yeah, where is Denise?
She's is always the first one here.
REALITY: PARTNERS
Hey Denise, do you want to be my partner for our assignment?
Screw that, man.
You all want to go clubbing tonight?
Clubbing?
It's a Monday.
It's the first day of school.
Exactly.
Nothing to study.
No homework.
What happened to Denise, man?
Puberty, probably.
When is your turn?
It never came.
EXPECTATIONS: HOMEWORK
Since today is the first day of school,
I'm not going to ask too much from you guys.
No homework today.
Just go home, get a good night's sleep,
and I'll see all of you tomorrow.
Have an early day everyone.
School's out guys!
REALITY: HOMEWORK
For today's homework,
I would like you guys to complete pages 1 to 67,
write a 1,600 word essay on your thoughts
of the US-China trade war,
and its impact on our economy.
No!
So much homework on the first day of school?
Oh, hell no.
I am not doing all of these.
Madam Soot Beng, this is too much.
You are neglecting the mental health
of every single one of us in class T1T5.
So I suggest you take all of these worksheets,
and you stuff them up on your pregnant ass.
Denise!
Millennials.