♪♪
>>DAD,
WHAT IF I AM PUT IN SLYTHERIN?
>>ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER,
YOU WERE NAMED AFTER TWO
HEADMASTERS OF HOGWARTS.
ONE OF THEM WAS A SLYTHERIN,
AND HE WAS THE BRAVEST
MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN.
>>BUT JUST SAY THAT I AM.
>>THEN SLYTHERIN
HOUSE WILL HAVE GAINED A
WONDERFUL YOUNG WIZARD.
>>DAD,
WHAT IF I GET PUT
INTO SLYTHERIN?
>>LILLY LUNA POTTER,
YOU WERE NAMED
AFTER TWO HEROES:
MY MOTHER,
AND A REALLY WEIRD GIRL
I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH,
AND SHE GOT INTO RAVENCLAW,
SO ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
>>WELL, WHAT IF I GET
PUT INTO SLYTHERIN?
>>YEAH, LIKE I SAID,
IT'S POSSIBLE.
♪♪
>>BUT DAD,
WHAT IF I'M PUT IN SLYTHERIN?
>>MINERVA BELLATRIX POTTER,
YOU WERE NAMED AFTER A
CARING PROFESSOR AND MY
GODFATHER'S MURDERER.
>>WHAT?
>>I KIND OF RESENT
YOU BECAUSE OF THAT.
>>REALLY?
>>DAD, WHAT IF I'M
PUT IN SLYTHERIN?
>>VERNON DUDLEY POTTER,
YOU WERE NAMED AFTER
MY EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE
UNCLE AND HIS IDIOT SON.
THEY RUINED MY CHILDHOOD.
>>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>>DADDY HAS SOME ISSUES.
>>DAD,
WHAT IF I'M PUT
INTO SLYTHERIN?
>>TOM VOLDEMORT POTTER,
HAVE FUN IN SLYTHERIN.
>>DAD!
DAD!
>>WHAT IF I'M PUT IN SLYTHERIN?
>>FILCH SQUIB POTTER,
FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU WERE NOT ACCEPTED
TO HOGWARTS,
WE ARE JUST DROPPING OFF
YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
>>ALL RIGHT, DAD.
>>LOVE YOU.
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA POTTER.
ARAGOG SPIDERMAN POTTER.
NAGINI
[PARSELTONGUE NOISES]
POTTER.
ADOLF STALIN MUSSOLINI POTTER,
YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING
TO BE A HUFFLEPUFF.
>>OOH!
I JUST WANT TO HUG EVERYBODY.
OOH!
>>DAD,
WHAT IF I AM PUT IN SLYTHERIN?
>>HARRY RON RIDDLE,
YOU BETTER BE.
>>BRING IT IN.
>>THERE IT IS.
CRUCIO.
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