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a man walks off a boat he walks into a
restaurant orders Albatros soup he takes
one bite pulls out a gun and kills
himself
why did the man kill himself
and this man isn't like the President of
the United States so there isn't
something really singularly important
about this particular thing no is he a
war vet no is he a criminal no see the
captain of the boat what happens with
the boat I know you get to a restaurant
by boat it's with reshipping no ferry
motor boat no in this boat I would like
a rescue boat
as he stranded on an island yeah
oh did he just feel worthless because
that makes it so much better
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did that island have other people on it
yes he was straight on an island boat
picked him up
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he walks into the restaurant with Anika
or is the other trusted and the hills
themselves why can't I understand we
need to keep working backwards is he
married
yes and that's why they kill her no no
was he crazy
is there any paranormal activity
wormholes is actually
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it's being examined
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not too much
trippy [ __ ] certain albatross on the
island yes did you try to shoot the
albatross with his gun yes
did he miss yes starvation
yes was the West first person to stuff
yes that is why his dying wish that he
try help across no why the hell did to
us they don't make soup out of albatross
usually right
albatross is are usually like symbols
right things that weigh you down
both kilts
did somebody say like this soup is so
good you gonna want to cake
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and did he like go in with the intention
of killing himself no it's the flavor of
the soup yes yes
od choose to order this suit perfectly
my the trigger
yeah
you're got an advocacy the he didn't
ever disappears at he never trust before
no they made the soup on the island with
the birds know like was his wife trying
to see and then did they tell him that
it was an albatross Oh God
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oh my gosh what the [ __ ] that's
literally insane oh okay let's do a
recap again real quick a stormy night at
sea passengers on a small yacht
they got stranded on an island with a
group of people they they started to
starve the wife died they eat her and
when they tell him it was albatraoz suit
and when he goes into the restaurant to
assuage his guilt
the first thing he wants to do is know
with certainty that he did not eat his
wife and when he takes a sip of the
delicious albatross he was like this
doesn't taste like this he's like holy
[ __ ] this is albatross and I was eating
my goddamn life and he kills himself yep
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that was hard and disgusting
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you
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