Um... morning.
It's um...
2p.m.
But still, good morning.
"Oh my gahd! Amber where your chest?"
Huh.
Good question.
I think I should start looking for that.
I think I've been like putting that off for too long.
so um... yeah
let's go then
(This is totally unrelated but I love Amber so much)
(I would do anything to make sure she's always happy, healthy, and safe)
(SHE DESERVES THE WORLD)
Hey Bryce, I have to go find my chest, do you want to come with me?
Yeah, I've been wondering where those things were
Now we got twice the help. We're gonna find these things.
"Imagine being from one of the best-selling kpop girl groups to becoming a cringey youtuber."
Well you don't need to imagine. You're living it.
Are you cringing?
(ASMR ALERT!!!)
CRRIIINNNNGGGGGEEEEEE
(STOP BEING SO CUTE)
CHEST~
AMBER'S CHEST!
Amb-
Excuse me
Do you know where Amber's chest is?
No one cares
No one cares. (Bryce: No one cares)
"Another crap from SM. Disgusting duo. Bitch get out from kpop and move to your country."
Well I guess I've been doing eight years of crap,
and it's getting millions and millions of views
I guess people love to watch crap.
(IF IT'S LLAMA CRAP I'D SWALLOW IT A WHOLE AMBER)
I guess I should make more crap, yeah.
Shoutout to the MeU's I love you
(WE LOVE YOU TOO AMBER! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. WE LOVE YOU WE LOVE YOU WE LOVE YOU!)
We have yet to find...
Amber's chest.
(He nyoom)
(Wait Bryce come back be my friend please)
"How is this young man in a girl group?"
Okay, so what you do is, number 1:
You HAVE to cut your hair
So that it covers half of your face, okay. (PROTIP)
Number 2: You have to buy all your members food
Because everybody knows, the way to a girl's heart
Is her stomach.
And then number 3:
You have to
(So uh, are y'all enjoying my subs?)
(If you are, my Instagram is ajol.ove *shameless self promo*)
(I basically spam about how much I love Amber and f(x))
(Speaking of God- I mean, f(x), SM needs to give them a comeback before I fly to Korea and throw fists)
(P.S. AMBER I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER)
Number 87:
You have to have a great runway walk.
Bryce, show em!
(model material)
(Amber did it better)
(Amber should drop a mixtape)
Exactly, my point.
He could be in a girl group.
I found this, is this a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is this a boob?
Keep looking!
(LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO CUTE MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT AHHHHH)
(Amber just in case you see this... I love you a lot... and yes it's still ajol.ove right now,,, or is it)
(This is really fun)
(Marry me please)
(You deserve the world)
Mike, have you seen my chest?
Where?
My chest.
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
That's what I'm saying, where?
Did you check under your shirt?
I mean I know I, I, but that's the first place you would not expect to check, right?
No, they're definitely not there.
Damn it!
Okay, okay.
"Wai Amber's chest so flat?"
(BOI she boutta pop off)
OHMYGOSH ,do you not see Bryce trying to find it?
Are you kidding me...
Right now,
(Come on guys, don't do Bryce dirty like this he's worked so hard)
It- okay, I thought I found it,
It was a stick.
We're working very hard to find these things for you guys
So many people are asking
SO ungrateful
Right now
We'll keep looking, you guys. Don't worry. We'll keep- we'll keep looking.
Bryce, calm down
Okay
Amb- Amber's chest
"I hope Manber leaves the group" (Fight me hoe)
Y'know what, I agree
This Manber person, whoever this
PERSON IS
They need to leave cause I'M the only young man in a girl group
(BE CUTE ONE MORE TIME AND I'M JUMPING OFF A CLIFF MY SENSITIVE HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT I JUST WANNA HUG YOU)
#GetManberOut
Jay Jay
Have you seen my chest?
WOT ?
M Y C H E S T
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
N E V E R M I N D
(Distant voice: What?)
"Avoid girls with tattoos"
(HER TATTOOS ARE MY- I'm not saying that here.)
(I LOVE HER TATTOOS ASDFJIOUWTH)
...Bryce
You have to avoid me
What do you mean?
I'm sorry
*dramatic music plays*
You have to avoid me
Why? I don't...
I have tattoos
(CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING)
What do you mean? What do you
Bryce you have to avoid me
I-I- I don't... I don't...
Bryce
Just go
Don't make me do this
BRYCE
Look look look, no no no no
Look, we're like we're like
Two
B00BS
Right? You need two of em
Y'know? You're the right one, I'm the left
B R Y C E
I have tattoos you have to leave
You have to avoid me I'm a girl
with T A T T O O S
Do you not understand what's going on right now?
J U S T G O
G O
But-
NO just GO
I'm a girl with tattoos, you need to leave
You need to avoid me
(Much acting. Very wow)
(WHY IS SHE SO CUTE I'M GONNA DIE)
Bryce stop, KEEP GOING just GO
DON'T DO THIS TO ME
A V O I D M E ! ! !
I'll be back for you.
(HOLDS UP "AWW" SIGN)
GO!
I can do this on my own!
(SHE'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA FLING MYSELF INTO THE SUN)
(PROTECT HER AT A L L C O S T S)
Because she looks like the worker near my house, I hate looking at her
(WHAT KINDA REASON IS THAT?)
Then close your eyes
(AHHH TOO CLOSE TOO CLOSE)
(DEAD.)
"Honestly, what is she even good at?"(UH..LITERALLY EVERYTHING?!)
Honestly, I don't even know.
(YOU ARE A SINGER, DANCER, RAPPER, COMPOSER, TRANSLATOR(SHE LITERALLY JUST TRANSLATED A HATE COMMENT FROM KOREAN TO ENGLISH), ACTOR, SHOW HOST, EXPOSER, FASHION MODEL, YOUTUBER, VLOGGER, CAMERAWOMAN, EDITOR, PHOTOGRAPHER, PRODUCT SPOKESPERSON, BARBER(I SAW YOU SHAVING YOUR OWN HAIR), TACO MAKER, BOBA DELIVERY PERSON, PROFESSIONAL BAG WATCHER, PART-TIME PERSONAL ASSISTANT AAAAND YOU SPEAK 3 ALMOST 4 LANGUAGES. GIRL IF YOU DON'T-) [hey ajo.love i added a bit more stuff you left out, your fellow MeU XXX]
(OH SHIT. OOOH SHIT. OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT)
"Irrelevant without f(x)"
I know. I just want attention. (You don't want my heart?)
Why won't anyone give me attention? (EM...JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THIS VIDEO BROKE A MILLI VIEWS)
I'll give you attention.
BRYCE I told you to avoid me.
I HAVE T A T T O O S !
I'M A GIRL WITH TATTOOS YOU NEED TO AVOID MEEEEE
Chest...
I'm sorry that I didn't take care of you and that I
left you
Come back... Come back...
"She's tall but has a dainty body... thin legs and long hair make her look feminine and innocent" (UH WHAT'S YOUR POINT???)
Huh
Hey Brian
(*FABULOUS*)
So you have long legs and long hair
Do you have any advice for me?
Three things.
Live by the beach. Get plenty of sunshine
Two
Make sure you eat your veggies
And three,
Do a lot of yoga
And make sure...
(Rapunzel who?)
To love yourself
(*Walks gracefully into the sunset*)
"Why the guy on the left sounds like a girl?" (Why can't YOU use proper grammar?)
SHHHH
You're gonna blow my cover
Q U I E T Q U I E T
No one can know that I'm a young man in a girl group okay?
".......amber dont have boobs?"
I'M TRYING. I'M TRYING I'M REALLY TRYING
AMBER
Bryce?
I THINK I FOUND IT...
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL (Oh?)
I'm coming!
(THIS IS SO CUTE. SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY.)
(YES SWEETIE AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY I'M HAPPY)
(I WANT YOU TO EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH)
(THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE THO)
I don't care that you're a girl with tattoos. Okay?
What's important right now
Is the chest
And I think I found it
Really?
Take me to them
I miss them
Let's go
(DATING SCANDAL HAHAHA)
Oh my gosh Bryce, thank you so much. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
I couldn't have done it without you (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THAT)
Anytime
Now let's go find your butt
Yeah
(Make sure that Henry's out of trouble while you're at it. That boy constantly needs help)
(wtf)
(Uhh... you good?)
(Oh okay then)
We all have boobs down here Amber
(THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU)
(NO GO AWAY)
I hope y'all enjoyed my subs!
I love you Amber!
And if you want, check out my Instagram, @ajol.ove [so much promotion...but good job] {I added some stuff too~~ Love you Amber ^^}