All right if she can hit my hands before i take this mess up
she gets 100 bucks 100 bucks yeah okay all right
of course you got me you got me you got me baby step is that my no because i don't
know with the laundry you keep mixing up our laundry i don't know if i'm wearing your bra
hey what are you doing here bro no it's not what it looks like
i don't know how she got it okay ready babe yeah okay let's do it okay
he's never to get this
you should see other people are you breaking up with me i didn't know how to tell you
wait can you hold this one second yeah
oh my gosh i found it oh there she is that makes sense yeah what's up cutie
for so many years i thought that there was something wrong with me
that i was the black sheep and i needed to change my personality
and after a lot of time and consideration i realized who i was i'm a piece of [ __ ]
hey how you doing how are you doing all right this should be easy i'm just going to
gently shut this up your nose i actually brought my own q-tip if you don't mind
no we're gonna have to use this one but don't worry it's not gonna hurt that much
do you have nose plugs in oh yeah i was gonna keep these in if you don't mind no no you're
gonna have to take those out for the test look this is gonna be pretty easy i have a few other
patients to see so we got what's going on you have any symptoms oh i'm getting a second opinion
if you don't mind second opinion you haven't even gotten tested yet give me a call okay
look man i got a lot of patience to see today what i'm going to take the test
no that makes no sense no
listen i totally understand if you're not comfortable with me shoving this up your nose
it's fine but i will have to go up your rectum how soon will i get my results hey sorry i'm
late hey this is my sister lulu nice to meet you adam why are you calling me yeah why are
you calling my sister bro relax it's a butt dial it's a very common thing i've heard of that before
oh okay cool why did you send me a dm what are you doing with my system relax
it's a bdm what's a bdm butt direct message it's a very common thing oh okay so one day i'm going
to take you to physicist because i know it's your dream sign right here why'd you send me
chocolates and a bear yeah why you sending my sister gifts bro relax it's a butt delivery
it's a very common thing it's not common you developing feelings for my sister bro
oh my god i don't think i'm eating fiji you taking my sister on vacation it's a buccaneer
it's a very common thing it's not common i was supposed to take my sister's feet adam
it's a bbu a butt breakup
it's a very common thing yo i'm about to introduce you to so many chicks okay cool
oh take it easy buddy hey this is lizzy hi how are you hey oh hey this is my girl wakanda hi
that's enough i have to leave
hey hey bro what's your name i'm a man well i won't tell her you won't
i'd like to buy these masks no mask no service how am i supposed to i don't know
how you're going to get a mask i'm telling you the rules okay you think i want to be here right now
on a saturday if i don't have a mask get out all right masks for sale kids man hey i'd like to buy
a mask you actually have to have a mask to buy one of these masks i'm not gonna be able to help you
hi i got a package for a excuse me sir where's your mask it's in the package yeah i'm not gonna
be able to give you this package without a mask have a good day on saturday no mask no service
where am i heaven
oh but you can't come without a mask what's up man
let me show you around wait wait hey babe you ready to go
oh i'm gonna get this off one sec okay
we're gonna be late i'm gonna use some duct tape one sec okay
who's this oh this is our neighbor he's gonna help me get it off
one sec he loves the candy all day go for it buddy sorry we couldn't be much help you ready
go get some more candy buddy yeah that's good we really have to go what this should work one sec
that worked
hey buddy hey i need some food do you like it no it's great i just already ate so i'm full
you sound pretty hungry
uh yeah then i'll just i'll eat some there oh i dropped it by accident i
guess i'll just eat your food next time oh no i made you an extra plate
i actually just got some dental work done so i shouldn't be eating any solids
oh no that's fine i'll just make it a smoothie
here you go
almost lost you there thank god your girlfriend
brought you in and don't worry i put my food in your feeding tube
outlet prank
so
i can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you i do
and one of y'all got some gum
man that's my last piece man oh i got a whole pack right here oh you got it never mind but wait
hey it's cold outside can i borrow your jacket
man all right man here's my jacket man thanks i gotta have your jacket oh you got it never mind
hey my sister's in town you think one of you guys can show a good time oh i got you
you got any more sisters no that's i'm passing the phone to the person who always shows up late
true i'm passing the phone to the hairiest person i know passing the phone to the shortest person
i know i'm passing the phone to the brokest person i know who says he only eats once a day
because it's a part of his diet but in reality that's all he can afford i'm passing the phone
to the person who tells this girl that he's going out of town for work but it's really to
meet up with girls that he's been messaging on his second phone hey hey it's not true
i'm passing the phone to the person whose parents left them when he was only five years old
and now he spends every holiday alone not even his supposed friends want to hang out with them
you know why because he owes them all money and that's why we kicked you out of the group chat
i'm hanging up the phone
if you have a dog turn your volume up to see what their reaction will
be for the following sounds or don't i can't really tell you what to do come on
babe what are you doing i'm just trying to get comfortable oh can you keep it down
what is that sound i'm just flipping the pillow so it's more comfortable
if you don't mind okay well keep it down i have work in the morning
oh what are you doing oh i was just gonna put the mattress so it could be more comfortable
if you don't mind yeah sure that's gonna help you sleep fine
what the hell are you doing i was just building a more comfortable bed building another bed is not
gonna help you sleep if you don't mind fine i'll sleep hey hi what can i get you yeah can i get a
number one i i can't hear you no can i get up sir i need you to keep your mask on okay what can i
get you can i get a number one sorry sir i really can't hear you can i get a number one a what
can i get a number one what
what speed can i get a number one oh one yeah hey one could you get over here
no no no not one okay i won number one sir i i can't hear you
yeah i'm still not getting it
number one oh a number one yeah will that be a small medium or low one