- Welcome everyone!
Orange, would you mind turning that down?
- What?
- Turn it down!
- What?
- Turn it, ah forget it!
- Well well, how the turntables have turned. (laughs)
- As I was saying,
Welcome everyone, to "How 2"!
I'm Pear.
- And I'm DJ Zesty McFunkyTank.
Here to show you how to be a DJ!
- Yeah, please.
Teach us everything you know Mr. McFunkyTank.
- No McProblem. (laughs)
Step one, get some equipment.
I found mine in a dumpster for free!
- Really?
That setup must be worth hundreds
if not thousands of dollars.
- Yo whatchu talkin' 'bout?
This is cardboard.
All of it.
See? Cardboard.
- I don't understand.
How do you DJ if your equipment is fake?
- Silly Pear.
All a DJ has to do
is hit play on a Spotify playlist.
Nobody knows the difference.
Watch this.
(click)
Let me hear y'all make some noise!
(crowd cheers wildly)
- I'm curious.
Where exactly did you learn about being a DJ?
- From Wikiwikiwikiwikiwikipedia. (laughs)
- Wow.
- Now step two is very important.
You're gonna need a catch phrase
to get the crowd super hype.
My personal catch phrase is "you got it!"
(crowd cheers)
And other DJ's do stuff like
" Get your hands up!" or "another one!"
- Whoa! People sure seem to like it when you yell,
"another one!"
- Oh yeah, they love being told there's another song coming.
You try Pear.
Just give it your own spin.
- Okay.
Here comes an additional song!
(crickets chirping)
- Well, most of the crowd hated it,
but those crickets back there loved it.
- [Cricket In The Audience] Yeahhh!
- [Cricket In The Audience] Marry me!
- And, we finally we come to step three.
Figure out how you're gonna fill the down time.
- Down time? What do you mean?
- Silly Pear, once they hit play on your Spotify playlist,
a DJ's work is done.
Now they just have to find ways to look busy
for the rest of the night.
A lot of DJ's dance.
Some throw cakes at people,
and other DJ's also throw cakes at people.
(Orange laughs)
- Hey!
- Pear, there's no time to argue.
You have to think about what kind of DJ you wanna be.
Maybe you wanna be a DJ who wears mysterious helmets.
Maybe you wanna be the type who gets his taxes done
while on stage.
- That actually sound pretty good.
- And maybe you're the type of DJ who likes TNT.
(Orange laughs)
- Orange!
Do not blow that up!
- What? I can't hear you!
- Do not blow that up!
- What?
- Do not blow that up!
(crowd cheers)
- You got it.
(Orange laughing)
- No!
(glass shattering)
(upbeat music)