Teenage metabolism snack...
Bless you.
Oh my god, that was the cutest sneeze ever.
I used to drink Orangina and eat fla--
*sneeze*
Bless you. That one was less cute.
Hello friends, and welcome to another video.
Freddie is here with me today.
Freddie: Hi! Safiya: Hi, Freddie. Freddie: Hi!
We are going to be doing something a little silly today.
Using...
Cheeto bronzer
Freddie: I'm not cheeto crazed, like a lot of people are
I think cheetos they.. you know.. they have a
really, like a huge cult following.
The flamin' hots--
--are so good.
Regular cheetos are fine.
Flaming hots... life.
Every day after school in seventh grade..
I used to eat flaming hot cheetos and drink Orangina
And that, was like my snack.
People would be very impressed because I could like eat flamin' hot cheetos
Yeah, you could like handle that in seventh grade
that's pretty impressive.
Basically, it's just supposed to look exactly like Cheeto dust.
This is not a collab, this is not...Cheeto by Too Faced.
(Yeah) This is literally made by Cheeto the company.
Mhmm. They have a lot of crazy swag, like on their site.
So i thought, what better to do today, then to put Cheeto bronzer to the test...
against... literal Cheetos! (Actual Cheetos)
We're gonna see, if this Cheeto bronzer:
a. looks crazy or b. does actually look like Cheeto dust.
or c. if you should honestly just buy Cheeto's and put them on your face instead
I think we should start with the bronzer.
(Freddie) I'm excited to see what that's going to look like
and also, let's talk about the texture.
(Saf) It's hard, and you have to activate it with water.
Honestly, I think it's gonna look good on you and it's gonna look very orange on me. *Freddy laughs*
It might!
We have these little baby blenders, they're, they're real techniques ones.
It's so cute! So are we gonna do one side bronzer and one side..okay.
Yeah, let's do right side bronzer, left side...
...literal Cheeto.
Haha!
Oh, it is very iconic.
Is it already showing up?
Oh yeah. It's showing up more yellow.
Wait, absolute same!
Why is this a thing?
So it's definitely...
(wow!) more yellow on the skin than it looks in the container.
(wow!) the container looks more orange.
This could be fun for, like a parade.
Ya know?
(laughter)
Did we use too much water?
I feel like it came out too pigmented off the bat.
I feel like this could be fun..
If you were dressing up as a Cheeto.
But I like this better as lipstick
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
It looks like a very vibrant, like, acrylic yellow paint.
(yeah) What does Chester Cheetah do?
[Freddie impersonating Chester Cheetah] Dangerously cheeeesy
[Freddie] Honestly, I feel like cheeto dust is more orange than like an actual cheeto
[Saf] I don't know if this is Cheeto color, to be honest.
It's more like Velveta
That's pretty much there is to the bronzer
So let's do the cheeto. Do you want the puffs or the crunchy?
[freddie] I think- Let's try- Let's start with the puffs
Puffs are.. Puffs are different.
I don't love them as much as I love normal cheetos.
Same, but their fun. Like the texture
Okay, so we're just gonna... (Laughing)
Okay the first one is for eating.
I'm gonna just try and...
Oh, nailing it.
This is great, it's just little bits of...
I mean... It's there
I'm gonna try the chunchies to. In addition to the puffs.
I've got a normal crunchy one that looks a little like a baseball club.
[Saf] I think that you would probably break out very quickly if you actually put cheeto on your face like as makeup for the day.
But, I think that the cheeto looks better than the cheeto bronzer.
[Freddie] Yeah, it does. Yeah it really does!
I thought this would be stupid, but it's kinda working.
It looks cheeto on you too!
Yeah, I'm not mad about it.
Should we try and grind these things up and see if we can get anymore out of it?
How are we going to grind it? Are we going to take like a hammer and smash it?
Oh, I do have a hammer.
Okay so we are going to smash these cheetos, and then see if the powder that is produced is even better.
Cause like, maybe it'll be even more distilled. A pure pigment.
[Freddie] These things (Laughing)
[Saf] It's like wac a mole.
[Freddie] It is! It's actually really fun!
[Freddie] That good? [Saf] Yeah! Nailed it!
Look at the hammer.
The hammer looks tasty
So we have a now bowl full of cheeto dust.
Let me see if I can like get some on my hands.
I think this might be worse...
Cause we're getting the inside.
We don't want the inside.
Yeah okay. I'm gonna go back with the real cheeto.
I honestly think that just going in with the normal crunch is the best way to go.
Like the crunchy one, just put it right on the face.
Cheeto bronzer
Cheeto dust
These are actual cheetos rubbed into my face.
You guys, I think the verdict might be that real cheetos look better than cheeto bronzer.
Actual cheeros are more suttble. They are the actual color of cheeto dust.
From far away, it kinda looks nice don't you think?
[Saf] oh, oh freddie. Oh freddie
I'm hungry. (Laughs)
Oh, let me open the flaming hots so you can just snack.
Oh, these things look so good.
I'm not gonna make Freddie do this, and I'm probably gonna say to you guys, probably don't do this.
Seems like putting chillie flakes on your face is not a good idea.
But I'm just gonna see if it adds anything to my look.
Gonna take a nice... I'm probably gonna eat this afterwards which is gross.
[freddie whispering ] do it do it
Its got some rosiness, its got some rosiness. [freddie] oohhh yeahhh
I can for sure see it.
This is the flaming hot.
It's very pigmented.
[Freddie] Is your skin tingling yet?
I mean I'm sure my face might hurt a little bit in a couple of minutes, but right now it feels okay.
I'm gonna say just for your own eye safety and skin safety, I'm not gonna recommend you put flaming hot Cheetos on your face.
But, it's your life. I can't tell you to do anything.
I mean, if your ever feeling like you need to get some aggression out...
That's true.
Smashing cheetos is not the worse idea...
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Rub Cheetos on your face.
I'm not telling you to do that, but if you do it, it's kinda fun.
Rub Cheetos on your face.
[laughing]