• From jumping across wet rooftops to eating vomit at a party, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the craziest things our boyfriends have
done.
I’m Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Eeveeinundertale Shima
One night Shima came home from a long day at work.
She showered and went upstairs to meet her boyfriend, who was waiting for her in her
room.
As she walked in she saw her boyfriend lying on the bed licking her cat Firestar.
He looked up at Shima and said, “What?
This is how we bond!”
Without saying a word, Shima picked up Firestar and slowly walked out of the room…
Number 9 was submitted by Autumn-Pupper Snewpee On the last day of school Snewpee’s school
had a huge water gun fight.
Snewpee had been looking forward to it all week but she was a bit worried about her overprotective
new boyfriend.
During the fight her boyfriend ordered her to stay behind him and acted like her bodyguard.
He’d brought in the biggest water gun money could buy and was waiting to use it on anyone
who went near his girl.
Suddenly a sneaky kid came up behind them and blasted Snewpee with cold water.
Snewpee laughed, but her boyfriend got really mad and chased the guy across campus.
When he caught him he pinned the guy down and shot him over ten times in the face at
extremely close range.
Snewpee and a group of kids stood there in shock as the kid screamed for help.
When Snewpee’s boyfriend finally let him go the kid had serious bruises all over his
face and back.
It was at that point Snewpee decided she wanted to be single.
Number 8 was submitted by SkeletonParade Ladybot One night Ladybot and her boyfriend went to
a party.
They were having a great time drinking and dancing – until Ladybot’s boyfriend had
a little too much to drink.
They decided to call it a night.
When they got into bed her boyfriend passed out but Ladybot couldn’t sleep.
Halfway through the night Ladybot’s boyfriend suddenly sat upright.
His eyes were closed and he was still half asleep.
Out of the blue, he ripped Ladybot’s blanket off her and threw up in it!
He then laid back down and passed out like it didn’t happen.
The next morning Ladybot told him what he’d done, but he had no memory of it at all!
To this day he still feels really bad about it.
Number 7 was submitted by God_808 Gooby One rainy day Dolan and Gooby were walking
home with some friends.
Along the way one of the guys turned to Dolan and said, “I bet you two hundred bucks that
you can’t jump from this rooftop to that rooftop!”
The rooftops he was talking about were about three metres apart.
Dolan didn’t want to do it, but he really wanted to impress Gooby, as they’d just
started dating.
So he said, “Sure.
I’ll do it!”
Gooby tried to stop him, but Dolan was on a mission.
He climbed right up to the first building’s roof and actually jumped all the way to the
second rooftop!
But because it had been raining he had a slippery landing and badly injured his arm.
In the end he got his two hundred dollars and Gooby got to see firsthand why his first
name is ‘Danger’.
Number 6 was submitted by RayWolf16 Doopie A few years ago Doopie dated an artist.
At first he was kind and sweet, but after awhile he turned into a total creep!
He kept pestering Doopie for nude photos.
When she told him no, he gave the excuse that he was making a comic book about his life
and that he needed a picture of Doopie’s boobs as a ‘reference’!
Doopie told him to take a hike!
Number 5 was submitted by Anangrymmohealer Ramona
One time Ramona stayed the night at her boyfriend’s house.
They were about to go
to bed when they decided it was sexy time.
Ramona’s boyfriend sat down, looked at her, and, with a completely straight face, started
narrating like David Attenborough.
He pressed his face against hers and said, “The wild boyfriend wishes to mate with
his girlfriend!”
and “He begins his courtship by seductively beating his own chest in an attempt to arouse
her!”
He did this the entire time they were having sex.
Ramona can’t lie: it definitely got her in the mood.
Number 4 was submitted by Thequeenbee54321 Andie
One day Andie dragged her boyfriend Adam into a lingerie store so she could buy a new bra.
She found one she liked and told him to wait outside while she tried it on.
After a few minutes Andie decided to call him in to the change room.
He didn’t come right away so she called out again and again.
Unfortunately Adam had forgotten which change room she’d gone into and went into the wrong
one by mistake!
Andie poked her head out and heard the woman in the next cubicle scream!
She slapped Adam right across the face and called out for security!
Andie threw her clothes on and came out.
They explained that it was a misunderstanding and then got out of there as quickly as possible!
It turned out to be a pretty funny story but Andie’s still bummed she didn’t get to
buy the bra she wanted…
Number 3 was submitted by GaymerGabe Pandora When Pandora was in high school she dated
the perfect guy.
He was kind, considerate and made her laugh all the time.
The only problem was… he was also a total psycho!
He had an explosive temper that made Pandora very worried!
For instance, one time Pandora and her boyfriend were walking around the playground.
Pandora wanted to go on the swing but there was a kid already on it.
So her boyfriend decided to yank the kid off and shout, “You’re in my girlfriend’s
swing!
She wants to swing there and she always gets what she wants!
Move it or I will fucking murder you!”
The kid got the hell off the swing and Pandora broke up with her boyfriend a short time later…
Mostly because she feared for her own safety!
Number 2 was submitted by PinkiePieLovesDolan5 Spincess
One time Spincess went to a party with her boyfriend.
Everyone there was doing party tricks, so Spincess asked her boyfriend if he could do
any crazy tricks.
Her boyfriend got everyone’s attention and vomited on command!
Spincess was horrified – but the trick wasn’t over!
Her boyfriend then swallowed the vomit and then brought it back up again!
He did this multiple times before finally spitting it out into a cup and pouring Sprite
over it.
Everyone at the party screamed and ran out of the room.
Spincess was so embarrassed that she took her friends’ advice and broke up with him.
Number 1 – What’s the craziest thing I’ve seen my
boyfriend do?
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