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So, how many animals would you say you've probably killed?
You think I've kept count?
Absolutely.
1,693
Giraffes
You all right?
Not yet
Do you need a pen?
Why would you need a pen?
I'm not sure
I think she's brilliant
Harry and Meghan
Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?
Hagrid
Not correct.
My friends, dog food doesn't feel so gross to the starving man
If you want a hotdog, then you've gotta cook a hotdog - what?
Put it on the stove!
But you won't get enough
You won't get enough
Does it help you to eat this wiener thing?
I don't think that it does
You know, I slipped and I fell into a coffin this weekend
No I didn't, it was just a dream!
It was just a dream
There wasn't a coffin
I said hooray!
And do you know what I felt like?
Like the best squirrel in the hole
Now let us all try to be the best squirrel in the hole
I don't like the air in here
Can you smell it?
Yeah, it's definitely strange
I just got a big whiff
It's pretty bad
You know, I have a surprise for you
Okay
It's a golden unicycle
I don't want that
That present is a fail
You've got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT
Ohhhhhh, it's so sad
I smell a bikini!
You shan't buy a bikini
He shan't buy a bikini
They can't buy a bikini -- SO SAD!
And this is how I dance!
You've got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT
I need silence
You've got to learn to GLIDE LIKE THIS!
Is it so sad?
NO! Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- NO!
I hope you understand we're puppets
Hmm?
I said I hope you understand that we're puppets
You said we had free will
No I didn't
That's what you told me
KING OF THE WORLD
RULING NOTHING AT ALL
KING OF THE WORLD
RULING NOTHING AT ALL