We were walking through town, and she kept grabbing my ass
Really inappropriately, and there were people, and I was like
Rosie, fucking stop it
Rose, when's an appropriate time to grab an ass?
I don't know, an ass grabbing convention?
- That looks like a -Hey stop, stop, you're not allowed to
-That looks like a penis and a circle -You're not allowed to see it, you're not allowed to see it, ok
This week guys, um, we're going to have a little Geography 101
with Rosie Spaughton
um, we were going to the post office posting off all your merch stuff
and we had to tell the post office woman where we were going
as in what countries
um, it turns out I found out a lot about Rosie after last week
her geography knowledge is worse than mine
limited to none
no, no, just none, minus
okay, so Rosie, first of all, I want you to identify
THIS country
Rose, that is a penis and a circle that you've drawn
Okay, I said it was a loose interpretation
Ok, I feel like what you're actually doing is
you know when in psychology where they just hold up images
and you're meant to be like: that looks like a penis and a circle
Rosie, what country is this?
Penis circle
Are you joking? No, I don't know what country it is
Are you fucking joking?
I, what am I looking at, which one?
The whole of it!
Well that's not one thing
Rosie. That's two things. Rosie. Rose!
That's two things! I'm assuming this is sea
in between. Yes that's sea.
Right so that's an island. Yes it's an island
Right so, eh, what's that?
It's another island.
Right, I'm gonna assume that little one's us
I want you to put a mark on the map where London is.
I"m guessing
There
Do you think London is there? Yeah
Rosie, you're scaring me, you're sca! Wait no! no! Cause that's where the
Wait, no! Cause that's where the coast
So I'm gonna say that that's Cornwall
You, Rosie, do you think that's? Hold on, hold it still
JUST HOLD! Just right it down!
Rosie there's a strong chance that we won't be getting married now.
Because it's in the middle, that's where cities normally are. You think that's where
In the middle. Ok, Rosie, I want you to put a dot where we are
That's not bad
Is that where London is?
Rosie, I can't even believe that's where you think London is. Do you know where London is?
Do you know where fucking London is? Where?
There. Well, we're not there.
Rosie, if you think London is North from where we are, we've got a serious problem.
Ok, it is, where is it, from where we are?
It's here! It's there!
And we are more like
There
Alright?
So
This is us, that is London
And
And I don't know what you thought
Do you think Cornwall is there? It's on the coast. Rosie
That's fucking Liverpool. Do you know where Cornwall is? No
What Liverpool is. Here is Cornwall!
There! Ok? What's this little nub?
That's the It's a very loose interpretation, but it's actually the top of Wales.
Wales is here. This is Wales. Alright?
Wales
Ok, right Rosie?
Point to where Northern Ireland is.
Well done Rosie, you've gotten Northern Ireland.
This is what I like to call a loose interpretation of the United States of America.
I thought that was Australia.
It does look like Australia. It also looks a little bit like
The United States of America, it's a rough interpretation. Why? Which bit?
The United States of America. All of America
The Unted States of America. All of America. Apart from Hawaii
And you know, possibly another one
Alright, well that's not how it looks on the map.
Great, that's exactly what it looks like on a map
Unless are you talking about, is it meant to be like this or something?
No, cause if it was supposed to be like, then I would say
This is the United States of America
This is supposed to be the United States of America!
Well what the fuck is that?
That is a state!
Which is? Kay, let's start off easy, Rosie
Point to New York
Wait, you told me this.
Hold on, you told me this you told me this.
Uh, I think it's, excuse me, I think New York is around
Here
Not on the wrong side? Don't know
Rosie, (uh huh), When we go to New York, did we go to a beach?
Yeah
All I know is that LA and Cali are here
Correct, thank god! LA. Okay. Cali. Okay.
So maybe, then maybe it's...here
Correct
It's a little high, but it's ok. Just put New york.
Point to Florida.
Where I put the dot.
Right, in Florida, are there beaches?
Yeah, yeah
Sooo
I don't know, here?
No, now Rosie, have you never see a map of anything, ever?!
Can I please draw you a map?
Over to the left
We have
A peanut, which is dissected into two, North and South
So we have the peanut over on the left
America!
Just right above the peanut we have Russia in a sausage shape.
Just South of Russia, we have England question mark.
And then Europe.
Just South of Europe, we have Israel, Afghanistan and the Middle East
And then Japan just adjacent to that
Now what I quite like about this one is
Over here
Over to the right we have
No one knows!
And here!
It says
There's something here, but unfortunately Rosie, what was supposed to be there
Is Australia, which she's put over here
Rosie, that's disgusting. Do you know what you've missed out?
Africa, China, India
Yeah, I knew there was something up here. The other ones
Let's play a state game. Fine!
Right, you've gotta write down as many states as you can. And you!
With Sharpie. Ok. And I've gotta write down as many states as I can.
A bit more paper. You don't need any more paper. To lean on. There you go.
Right there are 64 states. 64. 64. 64. Zoo lane.
Rosie there are 64 states. Yeah
Is Alaska a state?
Is it?
Rosie, how many states are there baby? (Is Alaska a state?)
Rosie. 64! Rosie, no!
You just told me. There are 50 states. I was joking
There might be 51, I can't remember the rules on that. Let's call it 50. (Is Alaska state?)
Yes, you can have Alaska. Right Rosie?
In 5 minutes. Go
Fuck! You can't copy the first one!
Fucking hell Rosie! Are you fucking joking?
Where else?
17, but I don't think many of them are right.
Damn it, I think I got half.
I've got 18
You just copied me for about 5 minutes. Say your first state please, Rosie. Alaska. Correct.
Second one. California. Yes.
Jersey Question mark?
New Jersey. Yes. New Jersey.
New York? Yes. LA? No.
Pennsatucky. The Hamptons.
No! Hoboken, no joking.
And last one! Dakota Fanning.
Dakota Fanning has two. North and South Dakota.
Seattle is not a state!
California, New York, Arizona, Michigan, Ohio, Washington, New Mexico, Kansas, Missouri, Texas
Florida
I can't even read my own fucking writing.
That is not a place. What does that even say? Hawaii!
North and South Dakota, Wyoming, Utah, Philadelphia, Alaska, North and South Carolina
Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Virginia, New England, Iowa. Did I say that already?
Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey
That's what I got. Over half! What about Texas? Yeah
There are other ones Rosie. There are other states.
Arkansas. Oh, fuck off, Arkansas.
Did you just say, Arkansas? Yeah.
That's how it's spelled, Arkansas. Arkansas
It says, Arkansas. Rosie it's Arkansas.
Whatever, I don't give a Massachusetts. SHAAAA
Let's do Capital cities. What's the capital of England?
London. What's the capital of the USA?
There isn't a capital. New York.
What's the capital of Australia? Sydney. No.
It's Sydney. No.
It's Sydney. It's not Sydney. And it's not Melbourne.
Uh, Brisbane. No. Victoria. No.
The capital of Australia sounds like a cheese
It's like Camembert, but it's not.
Camembert. Exactly.
Is that what it is? Yes it's Camembert. I didn't know that.
You're lying.
You're lying. What is it? It's Camembert.
The capital of Australia is Camembert. I think it's called Canberra
But it sounds like Camembert, which is a cheese, so the capital of Australia is a cheese.
What's the capital of
Italy
Yeah
Don't know. I think it's Rome.
Let's get onto math. Isn't Rome in Greece?
The Roman Empire. You think that was Graecian?
They brought Russell Crowe on the scene. He's not really Roman, he's just in that Roman film. No
The Romans obviously kickstarted Russell Crowe's career
They've done a lot for us
Have some respect. Have some respect. Have some respect. Russell has respect. His roots.