"Dear Ryan can you make a boy band music video about games?"
We got asked to do something very similar before, but I think it was about um...
what was it..sandwiches?
[Music instrumental - synth, piano, bass, drums]
Yep, that's what it was.
There's a small part of a bigger Dear Ryan
I remember because so many of you were commenting
about how you wanted the full version of this song
you guys are commenting more about that small part
that dear Ryan than you were about the rest of the videos so that was shocking
Guys I recorded the entire song in my closet
using a very cheap microphone and using stock
GarageBand that comes with every single Mac
and it sounded awesome, so yeah,
I... probably should've put it on iTunes.
I'm just kidding, it was so bad
We were trying to parody basically 90's boy band
which back in the 90s if you were alive then
Didn't seem cringey then,
but you go and watch them now
It's a straight-up big old-fashioned cringefest
Why did I have to say it like that?
I am so off topic back to the video. Hey guys
I probably should have commented on this first
But as you can see the vlog room is finally completed
courtesy of Sean and Daina.
They actually surprised me and created this whole thing,
without me knowing what it was gonna be and I love it
They have a second channel video coming soon showing the whole thing
Anyway, so now that everything is set
And I'm all moved in we can finally get back into the swing of things
I know, I know we've been a little slow on posting videos lately.
That's you know carrying over from last year as well
it's completely my fault
not only because of the whole moving situation getting messed up, but also because well,
I don't know how else to say this, but I, I relapsed again
Oof, um...
It's hard for me to talk about... uh...
as some of you guys already know I have had a very dangerous addiction to...
Well...
I've had a dangerous addiction to it
When I get stressed out
Okay fine this bit is not funny
Addiction is a real thing. I know see this is just paper
I don't actually smoke this was root beer and that well. This one's real as you guys know
I kind of do have an addiction to energy drinks,
but you know what's the big deal nobody ever gets hurt from energy
**Ryan's chest paining**
My chest
The real dangerous addiction I relapse into was
Well gaming
**Ryan Burps**
Too much energy drinks
And I know I know a lot of you think that this is some kind of joke
It's not
when I get really into games
It harms every aspect of my life
because I'm one of those people that you know when I get into a game
I get really into it!
You know because it's fun
My eating patterns changed because I forget to eat
a lot of times I skip meals when I'm playing games
free time that I would normally use to workout or go hang out with people in real life
Go straight to gaming
I'm constantly sleep-deprived because I keep pushing myself
making four hours is enough sleep...
Three hours - So you still feel okay.
Two is not that bad.
Well the sun's already up so I might as well stay up
I mean I got these I don't really need it-
**Ryan's chest pains again**
I'm sure a lot of you gamers have very similar experiences
Maybe not all of you
But one of the biggest things that gaming can take a toll on
Relationships
because more than anything
gaming takes away your time and your attention
and that's one of the most important things you need for a relationship
so if you're a hardcore gamer
and you want to have a relationship
really think about it before you get into one
because you're probably gonna have to sacrifice something
Things are gonna change.
I'm not saying. It's not possible to have both
There's always a balance, but trust me something has got to give and it's just not gonna be the same so
Unless....
He's behind , not behind the.. over the hill
Over the hill, He's not behind the.. I just told you
I just told you... I just
Ohhh..
Ummm..You know what guys
I'm gonna have to go AFK for a little bit
Just protect me, yep just protect me
Okay, I'll admit it
I did forget that I agreed to go shopping with you today,
But...um...in my defense...I
Do recall saying I didn't want to.
Really?
Is it that much to ask you spend a few hours with me?
Together?
Well, I mean we spend tons of hours together.
Why does it have to be out shopping like?
We don't need anything new.
We own that we have groceries.
It's not about shopping.
It's about spending quality time together
Just you and me.
Except all you want to do is play your stupid little games with your stupid friends
Why can't we just spend quality time together here?
Doing what? Playing your games?
Well, yeah..?
I mean you just said that it's not about what we do.
It's just supposed to be...
Ughhh... Just... ughh
Gee!
Gee.
G-g-gee come on! I...
* Door closes *
All right guys I'm back. Let's do this
[Music instrumental intro - strings and drums]
Yeah. Yeahhh.
We're back, so back. (Yup, ohhh)
Even though you probably don't want us. (Too, too bad)
Here we go again. (Here we go)
Turn on my autotune. (It's already on)
Yeah.
Saw you standing there with your hands on your hips,
Foot taps, and glare. (I'm scared)
And I swear I care. I'd quit right now, but it's multiplayer.
(Girl, I don't want to get reported)
So I muted my mic and we fought all night.
And I realized that if it's really about spending time,
Then why can't you and I just...
(Yeahhh) Just stay inside our room.
Got a controller just for you. (For you)
Don't need no make up too,
You can dress just like a dude.
It'll be just me and you, maybe a couple of friends too.
We'll order Chinese take-out food. (Chow Mein)
If you'll be my Player 2.
This ain't an easy thing to do.
My stats will suffer just for you.
We can live the dream if you, if you be my Player 2.
Yeah, my friends might be mad. (Ohhh)
When you're first added to the chat. (Salty)
But give it a run or two,
And you'll see we've all got each other's backs.
(And the front too)
And if there's no more room... (Nooo)
In our squad, lobby, or our group. (I'll gooo)
I'll sit out just for you, or we'll just give Derrick the boot!
(Oh yeahhh)
It'll be just me and you, maybe a couple of friends too.
Minus Derrick, CuZ hE's A n00B!
(You were holding us back)
If you'll be my Player 2
This ain't an easy thing to do, (no, nooo)
But soon my friends will invite you. (Invite you)
We can see the world from our room, (ohhh)
If you'll be my Player 2.
From the raids of Leviathan...
(That took so much time, yeah)
To the Greasy Grove Mountains...
(PUBG copyright)
You'll last hit, I'll deny. You feeling down? I'll Revive.
We don't need take-out tonight, with all this chicken!
On a completely unrelated note, can I just say one thing?
(Yeah, what's up?)
Man, thank god for autotune.
(Amen, to that)
Yeahhh!
It'll be just me and you, maybe a couple of friends too.
We'll order Chinese take-out food.
(Let's get extra Chow Mein) If you'll be my Player 2.
(Wee) This ain't an easy thing to do.
My stats will suffer just for you.
We can live the dream (if you), if you'll be my Player 2.
[Music instrumental outro - strings]
Hey, I'm back!
You guys ready to hop on?
Want me to text the guys?
Who were you playing with? Ahh..yeah..ummm
Wait. What's going on here?
Yeah? We kinda already started.
I don't think I got a text from you or any of the other...
What what is this? You guys started another group? Without me?
Yeah, I mean...
Look we kind of noticed that your K/D/A's been...
Well, let's just say pretty average lately
Well, yeah. It might have dropped a little
it's only because I've been working so hard.
Like, one of us has to pay for the virtual currency
And even then you didn't need to start without me.
There's still room for one more.
Well, about that...
Yeah, you know believe it or not ever since we kicked Derrick out,
Dude, he's been practicing and he got really good so...
You replaced me with
Derrick?!.... Yeah...
I want to go shopping... What?
I want to go shopping!!
(TEEHEE)
So leave your questions in the comments below, and you could be responsible for the next video
Hey G?!
Laughter
Even then even then .. I dont remember
Do like some spins
Burps
Ohh dude
What? Got your ears pierced? Yeah yeah
some weird feet
eww