l mean I would do things differently but I had to go through it
right
You know it's kind of funny because I would have to date you again to like
show you what I'd do differently
No that makes sense, I mean, yeah. So are you asking me out?
Yeah, would you go out with me?
I've always wanted to know this question! What would you warn my next boyfriend about me?
Really?
Yeah
That when you get drunk you can say some really mean things and be irrational.
Um, sometimes you get a little, like, cutie, like baby kinda thing.
Like what do you mean? What do you mean?
Uh I don't know! Like that kind of stuff
I don't recall that at all
You do that sometimes
You're flaky
I am flaky, that's true
but, I don't know, there's nothing I would warn, like,
careful man! touch your butthole the wrong...I don't know, like what am I, I don't know"
What would you warn my next girlfriend about?
Yes, okay. Cool
You're really cocky.You like to sound really smart. God, you're stubborn.
You need a girlfriend that's going to laugh at every joke you make. Did that sound bitchy?
No, I think you could've gone a lot worse than that.
Well, I could. But that's like old Andrew, like, don't let him talk to his ex girlfriend.
Oh that's me!
That's you!
Okay, but like we're not romantic anymore
No, and nor was I romantic with other ex girlfriends that you were like
Yes you were!
No
You were totally still in love with Laura for 2 years of our relationship
Not *** and you were uncomfortable with ***
Yeah because you were like, hey, I've had sex in this room with Lizzy
I didn't fucking say that! That was Zac
You said something like that!
No, Zac said that and I was really pissed at him for saying that shit
Zac did say that and I was mad at you that you, that you would not tell
Because it wasn't relevant!
Uh, I didn't even...
Who is at fault for the relationship ending?
I think me
Really?
Definitely
Really?
Absolutely. One hundred percent me.
Why?
Because I think I was the one that
made the most mistakes. And, um, so. And you always gave me another chance.
And so sometimes I battle between whether or not that was the right decision for you to make,
or if that was a weak decision for you to make.
Um....
I don't know. But I think it was,
I think it was all my fault. I think that I probably
you definitely, definitely deserved,
like a
You know like a second chance. After, whatever that guy's name was.
Because you had given me so many so I just felt like, I really wasn't fair. I don't think I was fair.
So does that surprise you?
Yeah
Why?
Cause when it finally ended it was because,
uhm.. I kissed someone and immediately told you about it
Who fucking cares?
Right, however, that was the last thing that happened.
Why haven't you been in a relationship since we broke up?
I actually have an answer for this
Yeah?
Uhm..yeah, because, I just like,
I lose interest and then I,
and then I break up with people.
And it's always painful to do that and it fucking sucks.
I just hated, um..
picking up the stuff from your apartment
I hated, like, going through all the stuff that we had created with each other,
like the paintings and stuff like that, and I just.
It was like,
it was like ripping out my heart when I was taking out your paintings
and I don't want to do that, like I don't want to do that again
so, it's like, before things get too serious I usually
stop.
But it's, it's always me. It just has been. It's always been me that breaks up.
I don't know, um
would you
would you ever wanna,
would you ever think about getting back together? That's like a...
Would I ever think about getting back together?
I don't know.
That's a good question,
I've never, actually thought about that,
like...
I don't know!
I don't know, because we have changed a lot, but
so I don't even know if we'd be extremely compatible as lovers
You know, I don't really think that...
that question said, is a blank question, it said I can ask you whatever I wanted to
It said that
What the fuck? What did you ask?
The last one!
Which was?
Why haven't you been in a relationship?
Oh, man!
Thank you!
Okay, next question
Ooh, I was so nervous
I can't believe, so did you know mine was a blank?
Yeah
Wow
Oh god I can't believe I didn't
What would you say?
I don't know, I've thought about it,
I thought about it, but uh. I think it would be so strange.
It'd be strange
I think it would be so hard, to like,
I mean maybe it would be fun but like, it would be...uh...
I just think getting back in the sack together would be awful
You mean like in bed?
Yeah
Why?! That is so rude.
Because we, at this point in time, we've had so many different,
like partners and things that we'd have to talk about
Oh, okay, yes, I understand what you're saying
And it would just be like, I don't think I want to do this anymore.
So that's usually where I stop
Why do you want to be friends post break up?
Because I really miss you.