Animated movie are for kids, right?
Well, if 2016’s Sausage Party taught us anything, that’s definitely not always the
case.
But, it turns out animated movies don’t have to be that outwardly raunchy to still
deliver some very dirty jokes.
For this video we are taking a look at some dirty jokes from animated movies that probably
slipped past you as a youngster.
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Without further a due, here are 10 Dirty Jokes From Animated Movies You Missed As A Kid.
The Brave Little Toaster The Brave Little Toaster is a very underappreciated
animated kids movie that tells a very fun adventure story while bringing many different
household items to life.
Unfortunately, the personification goes a little too far in one scene where a computer
basically has an orgasm on camera.
The machine gets very excited that his memory banks are being “stroked” by a professional
and starts to freak out with pleasure.
The scene continues to escalate and the computer starts to say how good it all feels.
Things get really out of hand when the computer says he can’t take it any longer and then
proceeds to print out some white papers as a form of release.
Shooting out white stuff as a way of releasing pleasure isn’t exactly the most subtle metaphor
we have ever seen…
Frozen Fans of 2013’s Frozen are eagerly awaiting
the movies sequel that surprisingly still has no release date announced.
We can understand why people are hungry for more as the first movie delivered a fantastic
story, hilarious characters and some undeniably catchy tunes.
As it is a Disney movie, Frozen also made sure to sneak in some moment to please the
adults in the room and some of them were dirtier than others.
In a scene between Anna and Kristoff, the two characters are discussing foot size and
Kristoff seems to be insecure about his own.
Anna, the sweet princess that she is, responds by saying “foot size doesn’t matter”.
Any adult watching will instantly realize that this is a thinly veiled joke about penis
size.
The Incredibles 2004’s The Incredibles sequel, Incredibles
2, is set to come to the public in summer of 2018 and we are guessing that lots of fans
will be re-watching the first film before checking out the long awaited second installment.
As it will have been 14 years, we are guessing that a lot of the fans are now adults and
we are sure that they will be able to pick up on the more mature jokes hidden in this
animated superhero film.
There’s one mature moment that is dirtier than all others and it comes in the first
encounter between Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl.
Their meeting starts with witty banter, but it quickly evolves into a more sexually charged
conversation that is capped off by a very suggestive line about what Elastigirl can
do with her flexibility.
Cars 2 Cars 3 is set to come out at the start of
summer 2017 and we are really hoping that it is better than the first vehicular sequel,
Cars 2.
While, that may have not been anywhere near as good as the original movie, it did give
the world one of the sneakiest and most risqué dirty Disney jokes of all time.
In one secretly mature scene from the film, the cars are all gathered having a party.
That’s all fine and dandy until you realize that they are having a lemon party.
If you aren’t sure what that means why that is included on our list of dirty jokes, that’s
probably for the best as Lemon Party is one thing you will definitely regret Googling.
A Bug’s Life If you are too young to remember A Bug’s
Life, we strong recommend that you go and check it out as it is one of the best animated
movies ever made.
Along with creative storytelling and some hilarious characters, the movie also showcases
Pixar’s famous talent for sneaking adult jokes into their flics.
In a scene from the movie, the bug world has gathered to watch some female bugs perform
on stage.
As a clear reference to how gross men can be when they cat-call women, the movie has
one of the grossest looking bugs yell out “Hey cutie, wanna pollinate with a real
bug?”
Pollinate, of course, means to fertilize, so any adult watching this scene could pretty
easily decode what the nasty bug was really saying.
Peter Pan Peter Pan is a classic Disney movie and has
sparked many different spinoffs and adaptations.
The story is great and the movie is very innocent…for the most part.
As it turns out that the movie actually featured a pretty dirty adult moment that you definitely
had to be grown up to catch.
Near the beginning of the film, Peter is dancing around the kids’ room and at one point he
is dancing with his shadow on the wall.
Well, if you pause the movie at right time you can see that his shadow has his…well
for lack of a better word…”peter” hanging out.
It’s a very quick moment that we’re guessing went right past most kids, but we have to
think that it totally shocked any adults who happened to catch it.
Zootopia Zootopia is now officially an Academy Awarding
winning film and with good reason as it truly presents a meaningful story, some incredible
world building and just a an overall great movie for the whole family to enjoy.
While kids loved all the fun animals, we are guessing that the adults in the room definitely
appreciated all the cleverly placed adult messages and jokes.
One of the best ones comes from a scene between Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde and when Hopps makes
a joke about how bunnies are great at multiplication, adults in the room can clearly pick up the
reference to the old adage about people “getting busy like bunnies”.
This is a great example of a joke that sounds like nothing to kids but likely made mature
audiences laugh.
The Road To El Dorado The Road to El Dorado is a criminally under
watched kids movie and with talks a remake circling around we hope that more people go
and check out the original flick.
El Dorado presents a very fun story and they also made sure to slip in some pretty dirty
jokes for older audiences to enjoy.
For example, there is a moment when Chel gives back the set of dice to Miguel and Tulio.
The explorers pause for a second and then Miguel asks “Where was she keeping them?.”
This line likely flew right past kids but adults who notice that she is barely wearing
anything will likely understand the implication that the dice may have been hidden somewhere
naughty.
The Rescuers Back in 1999, Disney actually had to recall
the home video version of their 1977 animated feature The Rescuers because it contained
an “objectionable background image.”
The image in question was one, which appeared in a scene approximately 38 minutes into the
film.
While rodent heroes Bianca and Bernard were flying through the city in a sardine box,
the background actually showed a photographic image of a topless woman in two different
non-consecutive frames.
The story behind this R-rated slip up was never really released and the film was re-edited
and re-distributed and we are guessing that Disney is hoping that this story just goes
away.
Shrek While Shrek claims to be a kid’s movie,
the satirical humor is so strong and the adult references are so plentiful that we have to
think that DreamWorks truly made this film for all ages.
When Shrek and Donkey first show up to the castle they encounter some seeing singing
dolls at a kiosk.
The dolls sing the following line: "Keep your feet off the grass/ Shine your shoes, wipe
your... feet".
We are guessing that all of the adults watching this scene definitely thought that the dolls
were going to say something other than “feet” and rhyming with “grass”.
This dirty joke is so sneaky that the movie didn’t even have to say the word, they just
made the audiences members think of it themselves, bravo!
So there you have it folks, there is our list of 10 Dirty Jokes from animated movies that
totally slipped past you as a kid!
Which one of these shocked you the most?
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