THIS IS NOT AN EASY TRANSITION, BUT A PIG NAMED PICASSO SAVED
FROM A SLAUGHTER HOUSE SOLD FOR THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
HERE'S VA NETTA AND WI LEAN STARKY.
>> WE'RE COUSINS. >> THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> ALL THESE AMAZING ANIMAL STORIES MIGHT BE HEART WARMING
FOR Y'ALL, BUT NOT GREAT FOR MEAT FARMERS.
>> PEOPLE GOING VEGAN LEFT AND RIGHT BECAUSE THE DAMN INTERNET
IS SHOWING VIDEOS LIKE PIG TEACHES DEAF DOG TO BARK.
>> OR CHICKEN REMINDS MAN WHAT HE LOVES ABOUT HIS WIFE.
>> EVERY TIME A COW SALUTES A VETERAN OUR STOCKS TAKE A HIT.
>> DO YOU NOT NEED TO FEEL GUILTY WITH US, SMOKERY FARMS
WILL ONLY SERVE MEAT FROM ANIMALS WHO ARE INDIVIDUALLY
STUPID AND BAD. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL OUR CROWD FAVORITE MEAT GIFTS ARE NOW MADE FROM THE
DUMBEST, WORST, MOST NOTHING PERSONALITIES.
>> I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND.
>> OKAY, WE CAN SHOW YOU THEN. HERE WE GO.
>> LOOK AT ALL THAT. >> LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS STINK
BASKET. I WILL TELL YOU, A LOT OF MEAT.
THIS IS STRONG. OUR VEAL CUTLET IS MADE FROM A
LITTLE DUD WHO COULDN'T DO TRICKS AND REFUSED HIS HALLOWEEN
COSTUME, OKAY? YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL NO GUILT
WHEN YOU SOAK HIM IN MILK AND FEED HIM TO YOUR CHILDREN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT N. A RECENT STUDY OF 100 CHICKENS, ALL BUT
ONE COULD IDENTIFY HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR.
WE DONE GOT THAT ONE. HIS NAME WAS SUN DAN AND NOW
HE'S A NUGGET. BON APPETIT.
THAT'S RIGHT. >> YUM, I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE OUR SIX-OUNCE FILET MIGNON.
THAT'S FROM A COW WHO HIT A KID IN THE WIENER FOR NO REASON.
NO REASON AT ALL. >> TRY OUR LAMB CHOPS FROM LAMBS
WHO WOULD NOT STOP BODY SHAMING THE GOATS.
THESE ARE BAD CRIMINALS BUT THEY TASTE INCREDIBLE.
>> OH, YUM. >> YUM!
>> I HAVE GOT TO SAY THAT THIS ROAST DUCK WAS A SMART DUCK WHO
COULD SPELL, BUT THE ONLY WORD IT SPELLED WAS THE R WORD.
WHEN CORRECTED IT DOUBLED DOWN HARD.
>> WHY DON'T YOU TRY OUR APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON FROM A
LITTLE PIG WHOA WENT TO MARKET AND HELD ITS OWNER AT GUN POINT.
>> THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING AN ANIMAL WOULD DO.
>> YOU LIKE MEAT, COLIN? >> COLIN, YOU A BIG MEAT BOY,
COLIN? >> NOT CLOSER, NO.
I WOULD NOT SAY I'M A BIG MEAT BOY, BUT I EAT MEET.
I LIKE MEAT. >> THEN YOUR MOUTH MUST BE
WATERING FOR SOME MEAN, BAD, AND WORTHLESS ANIMALS.
>> IT KIND OF IS NOW, YEAH. >> WE GOT THEM FUR, BABY COLIN,
OKAY? >> THERE IS A BAD BOY WHO