-Welcome to "The Tonight Show." Let's get to some news.
Well, guys, everybody is talking about this.
Yesterday, President Trump did an interview on Fox News
where he again tried to defend his own mental fitness
by explaining the cognitive test that he took.
Watch this.
-It was 30 or 35 questions. Like, a memory question.
It's -- Like, you'll go, "Person, woman, man,
camera, TV."
So, they'll say, "Could you repeat that?"
So it's "person, woman, man, camera, TV."
If you get it in order, you get extra points.
Okay, now he's asking you other questions.
"Give us that again."
You go, "Person, woman, man, camera, TV."
It's actually not that easy, but for me, it was easy.
[ Laughter ]
-We could have shown you more,
but our show is only an hour.
What is he doing?
He sounds like someone playing charades
after pounding Chardonnay.
He's like, "Man, camera, woman. Is it a book? Is it a movie?"
You know, I actually feel a lot better knowing
that the President of the United States
passed concussion protocol.
It was impressive until they asked Trump
what he ate for lunch that day, and he said,
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV."
I wish we could see Trump's answers to the questions
in written portion, because I know it looks like this.
Yeah, that's it.
The only five names Trump couldn't remember were his kids.
[ As Trump ] I want to say Harry, Zayn, Niall,
camera, TV.
[ Normal voice ] He was being interviewed by one of
Fox News' top medical contributors, Dr. Marc Siegel.
Can we see his face when Trump was talking?
You can tell he's thinking, "Is he having a stroke or am I?"
Yeah, Trump really seemed obsessed with those five words,
but it makes sense, 'cause it actually turns out
he spent a lot of time studying for the test.
Check this out.
-Can you help us?
-Yeah. -Can you say...
-Person, woman, man, camera, TV?
So it's person, woman, man, camera, TV.
-Hooray!
-Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
-Again!
-Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
-One more time!
-Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
♪♪ -We did it! We did it!
-We did it! -Yay!
-Because I'm cognitively there.
[ Laughter ]
-We did it!
♪♪
-We did it!
Listen to this.
Earlier today, Joe Biden released a video
where he sat down with former president Obama.
They talked about a range of issues, like healthcare,
the economy, and, of course, the COVID pandemic.
You can tell they're taking COVID seriously
because of how far apart they sat for the interview.
This is real. Take a look.
Wow! Wow!
Obama hasn't distanced himself from Biden like that
since the first 10 Democratic debates.
Usually, in a meeting that far apart,
one person's stroking a cat
while the other's being lowered into a barracuda tank.
[ As Blofeld ] It's the last time you mess with me, Mr. Bond.
[ Normal voice ] Let's get to some sports news.
Earlier tonight, Major League Baseball
made its official return, and it's clear
this season's gonna look pretty different.
-Stadium seats will be empty, replaced, in some cities,
by cardboard cutouts.
Celebrations will be distanced.
Coaches will be masked.
-Yeah. Baseball is back, or, as the president put it,
"Bat, glove, ball, hot dog, TV."
Fans have to stay home, but if you want to feel
like you're really there, spend 40 bucks on popcorn
and then have your kid spill half of it on the floor.
That's right -- the NBA has sealed everyone in a bubble
in one location, while Major League Baseball
is just like, "Let's see how this goes, baby!"
Oh, this is interesting, though.
Fox announced that they're going to show
CGI fans in the stands.
Yeah. It will be weird when a pitcher gets heckled
by the cast of "Toy Story."
[ Light laughter ]
I don't -- I don't...
-Yeah, let it go. Let it go. -Do it!
Let it go. -Do it!
-Alright, well -- Alright.
[ As Cliff Clavin ] Hey, uh --
Hey, I think that's a strike there, uh...
[ Laughter ]
-Come on, man.
[ Normal voice ] Oh.
Dust off the old Cliff Clavin impersonation.
-Just do it.
There was also some big football news today.
While trying to figure out a permanent name,
Washington's NFL team just announced
a temporary one for this season.
Listen to this.
-This just in.
Basically, Washington is going to go with
an interim name during the 2020 season.
It will call itself the Washington Football Team.
[ Laughter ]
What?
-That's what they came up with?
That name sounds like someone tried to talk about
sports who knows nothing about sports.
It's like, "I love the W-Washington Football Team.
Of course, the I love the New York Hockey Club Team, too."
What's a good name? The Washington Cherry Blossoms.
Maybe it is hard. I don't know.
-Oh, how about the -- Is there a team the Capitals,
the Washington Capitals?
-Yeah, there is a team.
Yeah, it's a great team.
-Yeah, that's -- Yeah, great. That's what I thought.
-Washington Capitals 2.
-Or Washington Capitals Part Deux.
-Deux. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Finally, you guys, you have to see this.
Yesterday, there was a crazy storm here in New York,
and someone captured a pretty amazing moment
at the Statue of Liberty.
Look at this thing.
Whoa.
Okay, worst case, this damaged the Statue of Liberty.
Best case, we "Freaky Friday" with Canada.
I'm actually a little worried, 'cause ever since that happened,
the only thing the Statue of Liberty can say is,
"Person, woman, man..."