( music playing )
Cassie: Previously on "Total Eclipse"...
When my friends and I were little,
we used to pretend that we lived on the moon.
They decided I was no longer their friend in sixth grade
and I never found out why,
but what they don't know is
sometimes I still live on the moon.
Mr. Lane: Hey, Casserole.
I was just talking to a new student.
Kate: I come in peace.
I started getting into witchcraft
when I was at my old school.
I'm hoping I'll get along better with the kids here.
Brayden.
He's cute, right? He's my boyfriend,
so stay away.
I can't believe Cassie wormed here way over here.
Why don't you like her?
Diana: She did something that nobody should do.
Cassie: I just want the love spell to work on Brayden.
Kate: You can't control who the Cupid's arrow strikes.
Cassie still likes you.
Whoa!
Can we maybe keep this whole thing invisible?
I'm gonna find something here to show everyone in this stupid school
how lame Cassie is.
Jenna: I just think Diana's up to something.
I don't wanna see you get hurt.
Diana: It might seem like 60 photos is too much,
but I took a picture of every page in her notebook
because they're all so cringe worthy.
( laughter )
Who is that guy?
Jenna: Must be new.
- I'm Cassie. - Sam.
Wait, why are you talking to my brother?
Spencer: I haven't heard from you in a while.
Look, you're a really sweet guy,
I've just got a lot going on right now.
Brayden: Don't you get it? You've already been dumped.
I like someone else now.
Brayden: What if we did something?
You as a magician and me as your assistant.
Kate and Brayden are doing a magic show together?
I guess I forgot to tell you.
This one goes out to a special dancer.
Cassie: Was it just me or did you see Kate's brother flirting with me?
Everybody's talking about your steamy study session
in Mr. Lane's office.
- ( applause ) - Mr. Lane: Give it up again for Jenna and Cassie.
Whoo!
You pretended to be my friend
and then you hurt me more than Diana ever could.
I wish I never did that love spell.
Cassie: Magic is a fantasy, have fun living in yours.
( music playing )
Cassie: Working in space is lonely.
♪ The thought when I first met you ♪
Cassie: You're away from the people you care about.
♪ Probably won't ever get through ♪
Cassie: Sometimes I'll go a day without even saying anything to anyone
and not even realize it.
You need someone to keep you tethered.
Sam: Sam to Cassie, Sam to Cassie.
- ( radio beeps ) - Cassie here.
Sam: Hey, you.
Excited to finally see you today.
Me too. I mean--
( loud static )
What was that? Sam?
Sam?
Mr. Lane: So...
you may have noticed my new suit.
One of three I purchased over the summer.
Anybody know why? Yes.
You got married three times?
( chuckles )
No, Eli.
I still haven't found the one.
Let alone the three. ( laughs )
( clears throat )
But if any of you knows a woman
who's looking for someone with a lot of love to give
and is also deathly allergic to potatoes, let me know.
Okay. Okay, all right.
Well, I purchased these suits over the summer
because I got a promotion.
You are looking at Millwood's new Vice Principal!
Okay. Still hurts.
And as your new Vice Principal,
I'm gonna make sure every single one of you gets into college.
That's why I'm requiring you to have an extra-curricular activity this year.
Okay? Or as I'm calling it, a "thang." Okay?
It's like the word thing, but more fun!
Because one of the letters has been changed.
( clears throat ) So, I've scheduled a meeting
with every single one of you
to help figure out what your "thang" is going to be.
( bell rings )
Oh! All right, Scott, you're up first.
Come on!
So, what was it like spending this whole summer
in a RV with your family?
Well, I don't even like sharing a house with my brother so...
Got it.
Plus, he was texting the whole time.
It was so annoying.
Anyway, how's Cassie?
You still haven't talked?
No, I've been waiting all summer to apologize face-to-face.
Good luck with that.
I think she's still pretty mad.
On another note, is it really over with Brayden?
So over.
( music playing )
( indistinct chatter )
- Hey, stranger. - Hey!
Did you know that today's the day I...
Both: ...finally get to see Sam?
I mean, one day we were holding hands
and the next second he's just gone
on family vacation.
The next second? That was quick.
Ha, ha, very funny.
I don't think Kate knows you were the one
he was texting all summer.
Well, I didn't know she was dating Brayden.
You guys seriously need to work stuff out.
( sighs ) I've been thinking all summer about
how it's going to be like when I see Sam again.
( music playing )
I'll leave you two weirdos alone.
Hey.
- How was your-- - When did you--
- When's-- - When--
Oh, um, sorry, you go first.
I keep interrupting.
No, it's fine.
( bell rings )
Uh, better get to math,
I'll see you later this week, maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
( overlapping chatter )
Shut it, everyone and listen up.
( medieval music playing )
I hope you've enjoyed your summer
toiling on my feudal estate,
but it's time to get back to business.
This year I'm cuter than ever.
I'm on the cheer team,
I'm more popular than all of you combined,
and I'm currently single.
Which means this is going to be...
( fanfare playing )
Diana's year.
Which means I need to know about everything that's going on
in the kingdom.
Now.
I heard that Kathy tried to dye her own clothes
and her hands turned green for, like, a week.
I heard Jules and Jamie started dating,
but then Jamie broke up with him
because she didn't wanna date someone else with a J name.
Uh, Diana.
If it please thee, Your Regency,
I heard that Scott--
Scott?
You know? Scott of fierce intelligence,
but also too much acne.
What of him?
Over the summer months, he turned from a hideous frog boy
into a...
handsome prince.
Very well.
I formally decree that...
this year, I'm going to date Scott.
Hey!
I think you just re-mashed my potatoes.
Oh, sorry. I was just so excited that you're finally back.
Why?
You're funny, you're really funny.
So, I was thinking, we could hang out
on Tuesday, and Wednesday, and Thursday--
Why are you making plans with me?
What? You think I'm making them with my other girlfriend?
Your...
I have to go.
Um, can we talk a little later?
Anything my girlfriend wants, she gets.
Boop.
Oh, Spencer, it's time to talk turkey about your "thang."
What's your "thang" Mr. Lane?
Oh, no one's ever asked me that.
( chuckles ) What a question.
Well, I'll tell you what it's not gonna be,
something with my mother.
( chuckles ) Come.
I need your help. Brayden thinks that we're still together.
But you told me you guys broke up.
Well, I didn't talk to him all summer,
so I just assumed.
Okay, never assume when boys are involved.
Well, what do I do?
You need to break it off with him ASAP.
You can't let these things linger.
- ( text typing ) - ( phone chimes )
All right, so what's your "thang" gonna be this year?
- Robotics club. - Fashion.
- Uh... - Cheer.
- Cheer. - Cheer.
Well, being the best at cheer.
Or, like, art.
- Lunch? - Lunch doesn't count.
Writing songs.
Well, I got an after-school job.
Homework?
- Experimental film. - ( laughs )
I mean, I like designing things.
I really don't know Mr. Lane, but can I go?
I gotta pick up my soccer uniform.
Soccer! Yes! Soccer is a thing.
I mean, a "thang."
I thought it was a sport.
Run along now.
So, I was thinking I could do
an independent study in Astronomy?
( sighs ) Now Cassie,
you're one of the smartest kids in school.
But I worry about you, socially.
So I spoke to your mother last week.
She didn't tell me that.
Well, that's because I swore her to secrecy.
About what?
About signing you up for dance classes
after school starting today!
Here is your assignment.
Sir, you know I don't shy away from any assignment.
Of course not, cadet.
You single handedly rescued the captured space ship Scribshaw
and defeated the forest worms of Gorham 12.
Don't forget the Segent Nova Base.
Ah, yes. A well fought battle.
So many people floated off into space that day.
Then why are you reassigning me?
Cassie, I know how hard it can be to get out of your comfort zone.
Heck, these kids make me nervous.
( chuckles )
But you're, like, an adult.
Yeah, sort of.
I mean, yeah, sort of, listen...
my point is, we can all use another perspective sometimes.
I mean, we all know how hard high school can be.
I mean, it's-- well, you know.
Not all the kids are as nice as you are.
♪ I'm a bad girl ♪
♪ Oh, the bad girl ♪
Girl: ...we're going straight into the dance.
You're late.
I thought I was gonna have to put Morgan in the front.
Come.
All right, five, six, seven, eight.
Hey, Spencer, I've been trying to talk to you all...day.
Hey, Jenna, what's up?
I... uh...
You dropped this.
I gave this to you as a gift last year.
Oh, I, well...
Shoot, I forgot something in the cafeteria.
Thank you.
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, two, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Good. That was good.
Hi.
I...
( ominous music playing )
I need to take something back.
Cupid's arrow, return to me.
Now the love spell is broken.
I...
Brayden, I can't do this.
I thought you knew that.
Knew what?
That we were broken up.
We were?
I didn't know about that.
Well, then I'm breaking up with you now.
Wait. Kate.
Captain: Five, six, seven, eight.
Two, two, three, four.
What the heck?
All right, guys, enough.
What is going on with you two?
It seems like Morgan's having a hard time
getting the moves.
Seems like Diana's having a hard time
getting out of my way.
It's fine, I get it.
You're both off the team.
What?
Look, as much as I love watching your petty drama
play out in front of me like my own personal soap opera,
I love cheer more. Go take this fight somewhere else.
All right, guys, back to one, let's go.
Cassie, hey.
Hi.
Do you want to walk home together?
I'd love to, but I've actually got my "thang."
"Thang?"
You know, Mr. Lane's stupid extra-curricular?
He signed me up for dance class,
and I'm already running late.
No worries, we can walk home some other time.
Have fun at dance.
( systems beeping )
( rocket engines revving )
( ship blasting )
( music playing )
You're here late.
I was talking to Ms. Morrison
about how I can prepare this year for AP English.
That sounds boring.
Do you wanna hear something more exciting?
You're taking me on a date tomorrow.
( laughs )
What?
Diana, you used to call me Scotty Potty.
That was a long time ago.
- When you had acne. - That was last year.
You're super mean.
Anyone who's willing to date you
must have no self-esteem.
I have bigger goals than getting tortured by a mean girl.
( rocket ship landing )
♪ You say, I'm leaving ♪
Moon base, delta five-five.
I'm docked on pad 16.
♪ It's heartbreak, as he said ♪
♪ Are you even listening? ♪
♪ We're calling ♪
♪ Fire, passion, crying, laughing ♪
♪ Now we're fashion, how this happen? ♪
♪ Time is passing far too fast for me ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Pushing, pulling, catching, going ♪
♪ Touching, holding, I got stolen... ♪
Instructor: Up and over.
♪ ...and I'm the last to leave ♪
And up. Stretch it out forward.
Are you new here?
♪ Up and down again ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Eh! ♪
♪ We going 'round again ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪