Well, like everything else this past year
the cruise ship industry
has really been laid low by COVID,
hasn't it, Andy?
It really has.
Thanks.
But this week, Royal Caribbean announced
they will soon be launching their first
fully vaccinated cruise.
In fact, the entire cruise industry
is preparing to make a comeback exclusively
for people who've gotten their COVID vaccine shots.
This is very exciting.
Take a look.
[Narrator] The cruise industry is back
with its first voyage for those fully vaccinated for COVID
and don't worry, you'll still get to enjoy
the classic cruise experience,
including sun, fun, adventure and food, food, food.
Featuring salmonella, listeria,
staphylococcus, e-coli, Campylobacter Clostridium
bacillus cereus,
and from the beautiful crystal blue pool cryptosporidium,
Shigella, norovirus,
Legionella and pseudomonas.
Plus you'll meet three new viruses never before seen
on earth and currently incubating
in our Jewel of the Seas day spa,
aft engine bulkhead
and pursers larder,
all overseen by the crew,
who are happy to be back at sea to avoid jail time
for DUI, DWI,
failure to pay child support,
storming the US Capitol
and conspiracy to sell fraudulent COVID vaccine passports.
So come and join the COVID vaccinated,
that's those over 65, people with comorbidities
and vaccine line jumpers for the cruise of a lifetime.
It's great to be back.