- Just like sit.
Yeah.
(laughing)
("Ode to Joy" by Beethoven)
- I'm Shanara.
- Sid.
- I'm Ana. - I'm Patrick
- Nice to meet y'all.
Not!
- We are.
- Yeah. - Yeah you do the rock paper.
- [Boys] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
- Mmm.
(ball bouncing)
Yes! - I'm just warmin' up.
- Whoa!
- Damn it! - Yes!
- Call a friend and ask him to have a three-way with you.
- Like someone who really would?
Spencer.
- You're gonna have to ask. - Look, she a freak.
I already know it.
- I feel like he'd be down.
- That's not...
- We could get a real three-way out of this.
(cell phone ringing)
Come on.
- [Automated Voice] Forwarded to an
automatic voice message system.
(beep)
- This is Patrick.
So you know that picture I showed you
on Instagram of Ana, the girl
I started dating a few months ago?
We were talking.
- Would you have a three-some with us?
- Tonight would be great, just give me a call back.
Ana wants it, I want it, it's gettin' stale,
we gotta try something new and you're the something new.
Alright love you, goodbye, I'll see you in a bit.
Bye-bye.
- Four months and it's stale.
- It's stale?
- Put it in the fridge!
- Wop!
Ahh.
- Ohh - There we go!
First one.
- Oh shit.
- Wait.
- Give your partner five hickies on their neck.
Choose which partner gets them.
- I'm drinkin' to that. - Oh shit.
- I got a job. - Five hickies?
I got a job too. - Yeah I got a job.
- You got scarves too though, come on.
- What if we go lower than the neck?
- What?
(laughing)
- Alright, I'll drink this one.
- Okay.
- I have a feeling I'm gonna drink all of them.
(soft violin music)
- We've been together for over a year and a half.
- We've been together almost four months.
Haven't fought yet.
- Ooh! - Today's the day!
- Yeah five!
- Dump ice into your underwear.
Both of you have to do it.
Okay.
- Okay.
- Oh my God.
- Wait, you're not wearing underwear?
- Hell no!
- Okay
- Holy. Ahh!
- No, no, I'm just moving your hair.
- Ooh! - Oh my God.
- Okay
- Ahh!
(laughing)
Ahh!
- Ohh!
Whoa!
- Wait, it's in my...
Get it out!
- I don't know how.
- Ohh, we put some ice in there!
Whoa! - We're done right?
- No, no, no.
- Huh? - Yeah.
- Ahh! - Ow!
- Whoa!
- Oh, oh, oh.
Oh no my shoes!
All the wa-
Can you buy me new shoes?
- No.
(ball bouncing)
- I feel like I have too much power in my throw.
- Nope.
- Wow. - Ohh!
Let's go! - Alright.
Show how your partner can improve their
oral sex game using this produce.
- Are you gonna show me something?
- Yeah.
- Oh wait, do we both have to do it?
Oh hell no.
- Yeah.
- That means I would have to suck a
a whatever they got.
- Yeah. - Hell no.
- Yeah.
Come on. - Nah.
- Rock, paper, scissors.
Why not? - Drink the cup.
- I don't wanna drink it.
- What the fuck!
- Swap outfits with your partner.
- Yes, yes.
Come on. - Oh Jesus.
- Yes (laughing).
- Oh fuck.
- Okay.
- Oh there's some ice.
- Oh, was that from you or me?
- My name is Sid.
- Are those great? - I would just wear
this anyway so it's all good. - Yeah.
- Yeah! - Oh you know what?
- Eh! - This is what we shoulda did.
This is what we shoulda did. - Eh, eh!
- It's all in the closest solid.
- Eh.
- Takin' all of it?
- Nice! - Oh!
- Yeah. - Nice.
- No, no, no, no.
Fart in front of your partner right now.
If you can't, drink.
If you shit yourself, then you win the game.
- Ana! - Nice.
- Who's gonna boo-boo?
- Shit your pants! - Do it!
- You know this could be the most
important shit of your entire life.
- Who's gonna boo-boo tonight?
Who's gonna boo-boo tonight?
I don't want to smell it,
so turn the ass that way.
- Whew, whew.
Nope.
It's not happening.
Whew.
It's just gonna be shit.
- No, don't!
- There's nothing left.
- It's not worth it.
- It's a good effort.
- Thank you.
- Drink of shame.
- Can we get a diamond, please.
- Yeah, can we have a stop light?
- [Sid] Yeah.
- Can you get a stop light?
- I don't like this vibe right now.
- [Host] Oh! - Damn.
- You're gonna miss.
- Mmm!
- Okay, fuck! - Yeah!
- Reenact your three favorite sex positions,
roles reversed.
- Oh yeah! - Do it!
Do it, do it, - Yeah, I wanna see this.
- Do it freaky whores.
- Roles reversed.
- So I'm on top of you.
- Do the hammer time. - Let's try it, let's try it.
- Oh yeah. - So it's,
- Oh yeah, get it. - Ohh.
- Go ahead.
- Oh you fuck me so good.
- Oh yeah (laughing).
- Just like sit, yeah.
(laughing)
- There you go. - There you go.
- What are you gon' do with it?
- You better hit that shit girl.
- What are you gon' do with it?
- Don't forget the nips.
- Oh! - Woo!
- Come on, (beep) me in the (beep).
- Whoa!
(laughing)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Yeah.
- Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fuck!
- [Patrick And Ana] Play the rest of the game
in your underwear.
- [Sid] Yes!
- Yeah?
- [Sid] It's worth it. - Yeah, we keep a cup.
- [Sid] Return on investment.
- Think about your future, honey,
you're future. - Drink it?
- Millions of people are gonna see this.
You don't want your ass out.
(soft violin music)
- Nope.
- Telling you, it worked.
Ha!
- Ahh.
- Hiyah!
No!
- Wax and pluck your male partners eye brows.
- Uh uh.
- Why? - What?
You're gonna fuck me up!
- No (laughing).
For real?
- No, 'cause I don't trust you.
- [Patrick And Ana] Oh!
- Oh, two years in.
- I trust you, I would let you do it.
- Oh, he trusts me.
- Oh.
- Oh,
fuck.
- I guess that was good.
- Ugh.
- Let the other team throw a pie in your face.
- Good.
- [Patrick] Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh man. - Can I like, lick it first?
And then put it in his face?
That's like real disrespectful.
Smell it, smell that. - See that?
- Oh shit - Smell that.
- Is that what you wanted? - Taste it, taste-
Don't you lick my finger.
Taste it, don't you lick my-
Taste it. - What do you want?
Oh. - Wah!
- [Host] Oh!
(clapping)
(laughing)
- Can you put it in? - Ugh!
- No!
- She can't throw and neither can you.
Boop!
- [Patrick] Oh, that was so good.
- Dah!
- Fuck, he's so good.
- Oh, my God.
- It's the dip.
- Oh.
- Boom!
- Fuck.
- [Host] You got it, you got it. Take it home girl.
- Oh I thought that was in for sure!
- Go ahead, win it for us - Whoa!
- You are really loud.
- Nope.
- Oh my God. - Oh man, like...
- Native.
- [Sid And Patrick] (yelling).
(air horn beeping)
- Ugh!
(laughing)
- [Sid] Hell.
- Hug me?
- I mean it was, it was cool.
I had fun. - Right.
- I did.
- We had a good time. - Yeah.
- Pop it. - Pop it, twerk it, work it
twerk it, work it, twerk it, - Yeah, oh yes!
- Pop it, pop it.
(all yelling)
- Ow, she a freak though!
She a freak though.
- Wait, what?
- Oh, whoa
- Oh nice.
Fear pong.
For your friends, for your mom.
- Was thar rehearsed? - That was good.