• From mysterious bedroom intruders to grandmas hiding under the bed, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about creepy things kids have
said I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator
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10 - Avenger___ Pringle A few years ago, Pringle’s 5-year-old brother
started crying loud enough to wake his whole family.
Pringle and his father ran to his room and after managing to calm him down he asked what
happened.
Pringle’s brother told them "The big man said he would take me".
His father asked who this big man was and the child said the big man rushed downstairs
before they entered the bedroom.
Pringle and his family hid in a safe room while they waited for police to arrive and
search the property.
They found the back door wide open and footsteps heading into the woods, even though they had
locked all the doors that night.
9 - CapeCrusade Slapped Ham Slapped Ham was once training to be a lifeguard
at a swimming pool.
He was in the changing rooms after the practical part of
the lesson and was getting ready for a theory test when a little kid started singing in
the showers.
It wasn't like the latest pop song or anything, oh no, he was singing, "I want to kill my
brother, I want to kill my sister, I want to kill my mother, I want to kill my father,
I want to kill everyone."
Luckily there were no murders reported at the pool that week.
8 – The-baum Honeybits and Andiemation When Andiemation was twelve, she was hanging
out with her buddy Honeybits by an open fire.
Andiemation’s 4-year-old brother wandered outside to join them and sat with Honeybits,
giving her a hug when suddenly he closed his eyes and whispered into her ear "If you close
your eyes, he can't see you."
Nobody knows who he was talking about.
7 – LittleOrchid19 Gooby and Emojie When Gooby was seven years old she visited
her friend Emojie’s house.
While they were watching TV, Emojie’s 3-year-old brother came upstairs and said to them, "Is
the man in the coat really going to burn the house?"
Emojie asked who that was but her brother just said the man in the coat.
As soon as she took out her phone to call the police, Gooby smelt something burning.
They both ran downstairs to find the whole kitchen on fire.
When the fire brigade arrived the child told them “I'm going to join his cult one day
and burn kitchens too"
6 – _Bambie_ Ladybot Last summer, Ladybot went to visit her young
cousins and one night she stayed up pretty late with one particular cousin who was two
years old.
At around 11pm he sat up in his bed and looked like he was talking to someone or something
but she couldn’t see anything so she told him to lie down and go back to sleep.
He looked at her and then looked at whatever he was talking to and then said "no don't
touch her" He then looked back at Ladybot, laid down and went to sleep.
Needless to say Ladybot didn't sleep at all that night.
5 – Awakening337 Pandora Pandora was cooking dinner once while she
was babysitting a friend’s kid.
She opened a drawer to grab a fork and the child asked her "Do you have knives in that
drawer?"
She told him yes but not to touch them because they’re very dangerous.
He smiled and said "that's good to know."
After dinner he was playing with some toy food and picked up a plastic knife.
He ran over to Pandora and whispered in her ear "I want a real knife".
She told him no so he looked her dead in the eye and said "you better give me that real
knife".
She called his parents to tell them he wasn't feeling well and they came and picked him
up.
That was the last time she ever babysat.
4 – Kat_Linares Hellbent One day when Hellbent was looking after his
cousins, one child ran up to him and told him there was a monster under the bed.
He shrugged it off as most little kids think there is a monster under his bed.
After an hour, the kid came back looking even more terrified.
He said "the monster is big black and scary.
It was shaped like a snake and it would penetrate anything until they all their fluids came
out of their body".
At this point he was pretty alarmed by how much detail the child went into and decided
to take a look.
When there was nothing there he turned around and the boy had a knife.
He told Hellbent "Don't move, the monster wants his meal".
3 – NicsSpirit Melissa Melissa’s little sister was having a birthday
party once with a bunch of her friends.
They asked Melissa if they could see her pet hamster.
As she picked her hamster up out of its cage, one of them said, "can the man hold her too?"
Melissa’s parents were out so she asked her "what man?"
The girl replied, "the man waiting on the sofa."
She immediately went to see if her parents had returned but the whole house was empty.
2 – Ssimons89 Dolan Dolan’s brother once offered to babysit
his nephew.
It was a few hours before his nephew’s bedtime and they were in the bedroom chatting and
being silly.
He eventually got to talking about how he doesn't want to go to bed.
When Dolan’s brother asked him why he said, "Grandma under the bed.
She go like this."
He motioned with his hand violently tugging on his hair.
His grandma did not live there, but was notoriously mentally unstable.
Number 1 – What’s a creepy thing you’ve heard a kid say?
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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