Oh, darling? Ready for your birthday present?
Is that all there is?
Oh, this is way better.
So shiny! Thanks.
They fit like a glove.
Let the games begin!
This new gear is sick!
I wish for happiness this birthday.
Woah!! You got me a gift certificate?!
For anything I want from the garbage?!
Thanks, you guys are the best!
This place is a gold mine!
Hold it!!
Nope, I have a gift card.
You’re cool.
Eee! Wonder what I should take?
That computer looks pretty awesome!
Jackpot!!
Let’s go for a test drive, shall we?
Mmm! I’d better log on.
Do I dare?
This other world is way cooler.
WOW! This city’s epic!
And so is this outfit. YES!!
This dress is mine!
Cool. So cheap too!
I’ll need a ride to go with it!
It can’t cost that much, right?
Not bad!
OOOH! What’s life without a big yacht?
Yay!!
A present?!
MORE MONEY!!!! Make it rain, baby!!
WOOHOO!!!
I’m so bored with this day.
But maybe I can escape it all for a bit.
Hey, this place is awesome! I’m rich!!
Wait a minute, this isn’t what I had in mind.
Those walls sure are dusty…
There, that’s better.
What else needs a little pick me up?
Something meditative about cleaning dishes.
Someone’s gotta do it.
Nice. Well, why stop now?
Aw, you guys are thirsty, huh?
That’s enough.
Wow! Is that for me?
I’ll try not to spend it all in one place.
Bummer.
Yes! I’m so winning here!
Now for the big move…
Almost… It’s happening…
Low internet speed?!
Talk about awful timing!
Maybe I can fix it.
Let’s see… Anyone home?
A call!!
Oh, right. Er…
Hello?
Hello, will you fix my Internet?
I suppose. Here ya go!
It’s back! Time to get things moving!!
Hello? I’m still here.
YES!! I always win!!
Ahhh.
Mmm. Let’s do this.
Oh, yea…
What? Why do you do this to me?!
I guess I’ll just wait it out.
Still slow.
Mmm.
What time is it?
Two percent?! Woohoo!!
Aw, false alarm.
Aww. This avatar’s so boring.
This outfit simply won’t do.
Where is it…?
There!
Hello? Will you do your thing please?
Fashion trouble?
Ick!
Okay, hand it over.
Now we can get to work.
Starting with the accessories…
Hey, stop touching my hair!
It’s for my avatar!
I don’t know what you were thinking…
UGHHH!! Will you just SHUT UP?!
So hostile!
See? Help her!
Let me see what I can do here…
That could work!
Now that’s saucy!!
Is this too much?
Maybe she needs a weapon to match.
Hmm, not quite there…
I know!
Yes, this one is perfect.
Muah! Beautiful!
You wanna play, I get it.
What’s this avatar missing?
I don’t have a lot of choices here.
Even he’s tired. I need a break.
Hey! Hello!
You!! C’mon in here!
Me?
This is what I’m working with.
He just needs a little help.
Do you like this look?
Aw, okay.
The gavel’s good, right?
Maybe?
No!
What about this frying pan? It’s strong!!
Yes, that’s it!!
You’ve helped me tremendously!
Ew, time to go…
Go get ‘em!!
C’mon… I almost got him!
Wait a minute.
Are these things dead already?
Ugh, what a bummer.
Hello? New headphones, please!
The new diamond-encrusted model, miss.
WOW!! Look at that beauty!!
Woah!! This is fully immersive sound!! Uggg!
Nice save!!
Okay, that’ll be all then!
Yeah. Mmm! Better.
Hey! I can’t hear anything!
That’s not supposed to happen!!
Guess this pair is done with.
Oooh! Not all hope is lost!
Bingo! Am I smart or what?
Yep!! Say hello to the cup-a-phones!!
Hello? YEAH!!!
C’mon, let’s go!!
Watch out for that space ship!!
WHAT?! Stupid aliens, I don’t think so!!
UGH! I think I went a little too hard.
This really hurts!
I need some help here.
Who do I call?
The massage therapist?
I need help, like, now!!
Need some of my healing magic?
It’s my finger!! All that clicking!
Helping hands to the rescue!!
Here ya go…
Ah, that feels good, doesn’t it?
This finger will be back on the mouse in no time!
Better?
Oh yeah.
They say I have the magic touch.
It feels totally normal now!! Thanks!!
Now click away!!
C’mon, get down there!!
Yes!!! It’s happening!!!
Yeah! Get ‘em!!
Oh god. This doesn’t feel very good…
I hope it isn’t broken!!
I know!! Time to move on to my other set!!
They can click pretty well, see?
No finger cramps are gonna slow this winner down!!
Nice. Not bad!
These cars are insane!!
Wow. Just look at them all go!!
I bet I could drive one of those.
YEP!! I definitely have all the gear.
And check out this sick helmet!
Okay, let’s ride this bad boy!!
See ya!!!
This is harder to control than I thought!!
You got this!!!
I told you I could do it!!
Woah, this road sure is windy.
Woah!! Where’d that guy come from?!
NO! GOT IT!!
I almost lost it all!
I know!! Time to get a move on, people!!
Now I can really hold onto the steering wheel.
Beep beep!! Comin’ through, people!!
HEY! Who took the toilet seat?! Jared!!
Whoops, gotta go!!
Which would you rather be… A gamer with nothing or a gamer with green?
Being rich is always easier, isn’t it? Unless you’re really creative, of course!
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