Cardboard Warfare 2.5: World of Warplanes love it
HAPPYYYY
[all in the distance] BIRTHDAY
Hey Lou, check under your seat man, we left you a little present
Are you guys serious?
Mom actually sent you a letter too.
Oh my god it's mom's recipe
Dear little Loius Christiensen enjoy the laxative cake
But really, Loius we love you so much, we pray for your safety everyday
It's hard to believe you and your brother have been gone for 4 years.
Seems like forever.
I'm glad the war is going to be over soon, hon
Stay strong and be safe!!!
Happy Birthday.
Love, Mom.*inaudible
HQ flying on fumes over almost home.
Captain, there's been a change in plans.
We've spotted 6 axis bombers with fighter escorts inbound to our munitions plants in Liverpool.
We need you to alter your course and engage.
If we lose the munitions plants...we lose the war.
First thing, we land, refuel immediatel.
Negative captain, your orders are to engage. You're the only ones who can reach them in time.
We're all counting on you captain.
Give 'em hell.
We're not making it back are we?
We are grade A American pilots and I think we can all agree that we need to get home for mom and
Christiansons apple crisp. Now let's go fuckin' do this
Alright boys, take out these 6 bombers and head home
Stick with your wing man, stay out of the storm. Like I always say, can't fly a soggy plane.
Let's do it!
BOOOOM!!
Nice and easy, 5 to go.
FREDDY BREAK LEFT *inaudible
Get down Lou hit the *inaudible
Woohoo, alright louie!
Gimme that gun!
DROPPIN PAST, DROPPIN PAST!
I'm on your 6 I got you Tim.
Twooo downn.
Alright cap only 4 to go, we got this.
bomber left 11! Left 11!
Pressing!
AHHHHHH
Kirby's Down!
Break, break.
Damnit!
AHHHHHH
I'm hit Lou, losing altitude!
There's one more brother, you've got this!
AHHHHHHH!
NOO!
DAN YOU SON OF A BITCHH!
The End!