- I can't believe I did this.
I can't believe I did this.
Mother would be so furious.
That's okay, I mean, what she doesn't know
won't kill her, right?
Oh my gosh, this would kill her.
This is so fun!
I am a horrible daughter.
I'm going back.
I am never going back. (coos)
I am a despicable human being.
Woo-hoo!
Best day ever!
- Supper's not quite ready.
You'll just have time to wash.
- Wash?
- [Unison] Wash.
- I knew there was a catch to it.
- Why wash?
- What for?
We ain't going nowhere.
- It ain't New Year.
- Oh, perhaps you have washed.
- Perhaps we, yes.
Perhaps we have.
- But when?
- When?
When.
You said, oh boy, last week, month, why recently.
- [Unison] Yes, recently.
- Oh, recently.
Let me see your hands.
Why Doc, I'm surprised.
(Doc laughs)
Come on let's see them.
Oh Bashful, my, my, my.
And you.
(Snow White tisks)
Worse than I thought.
How shocking.
(Snow White tisks)
Goodness me, this will never do.
March straight outside and wash
or you'll not get a bite to eat.
- Hello Belle.
- Bonjour Gaston.
Gaston, may I have my book please.
- How can you read this, there's no pictures?
- Well some people use their imagination.
- I'm curious about that chicken eating the rock.
He seems to lack the basic intelligence required
for pretty much everything.
Should we maybe just, cook him?
- Sometimes our strengths lie beneath the surface.
Far beneath, in some cases.
But I'm sure there's more to Hei Hei than meets the eye.
(rooster crows)
(viking music)
I am Merida, first born descendant of clan Dunbroch
and I'll be shooting for my own hand.
(man gasps)
- What are you doing?
(Merida grunts)
Merida.
- Curse this dress.
(crowd gasps)
- Merida, stop this!
(crowd gasps)
Don't you dare loose another arrow.
(Merida takes a deep breath)
Merida, I forbid it.
- I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.
- Sorry.
I mean, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is
when you get those manly urges
and you just gotta kill something.
Fix things, and cook outdoors.
- What's your name?
- You're commanding officer just asked you a question.
- I've got a name and it's a boy's name too.
- Ling, how about Ling?
- His name is Ling.
- I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours.
- Try Chu.
- A Chu.
- A Chu?
- Geshundheit. (laughs)
I kill myself.
- Mushu.
- Mushu?
- No.
- Then what is it?
- Ping, Ping was my best friend growing up.
- It's Ping.
- Ping?
- Of course Ping did steal my grou-
- Yes, my name is Ping.
Let me see your conscription notice.
Fa Zhou, the Fa Zhou.
- I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
- He doesn't talk about me much.
(Ping spits)
- I can see why, the boy's an absolute lunatic.
- I just don't see things the way he does.
I don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things
could be bad.
- This is a very impressive youth and a prince besides.
If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Jasmine after all.
- I don't trust him sire.
- Nonsense, one thing I pride myself on Jafar,
I'm an excellent judge of character.
- Oh, excellent judge, yeah sure, not.
- [Sultan] Jasmine will like this one.
- And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine.
- Your Highness no, I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.
This boy is no different from the others.
What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?
- Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa,
just let her meet me.
I will win your daughter.
- How dare you, all of you, standing around,
deciding my future.
I am not a prize to be won.
- Oh dear.
Don't worry Prince Ali,
just give Jasmine time to cool down.
- I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.
- Just look at it Mama.
Doesn't it just make you want to cry?
- Yes.
- The maitre d is gonna be right where you're standing.
Oh, and over here, a gourmet kitchen
and hang up on the ceiling a big old crystal chandelier.
- You your daddy's daughter all right.
He used to go on and on about this old sugar mill too.
Baby cakes, I'm sure this place is going to be
just wonderful, but it's a shame you working so hard.
But how can I let up now when I'm so close.
I got to make sure all daddy's hard work means something.
- Tiana, your daddy may not have gotten the place
he always wanted, but he had something better.
He had love.
- There's nothing left to believe in.
Nothing.
- Nothing my dear?
Oh, now you don't really mean that.
Oh, but I do.
Nonsense child.
If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here
and here I am.
Oh come now, dry those tears.
You can't go to the ball looking like that.
Let's see dear, your size and the shade of your eyes.
Hm-mm, something simple, but daring too.
Oh, just leave it to me.
What a gown this will be.
Bibbidi-bobbidi, bibbidi-bobbidi,
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Oh, it's a beautiful dress.
Did you ever see such a beautiful dress?
And look glass slippers.
Why, it's like a dream, a wonderful dream come true.
(Aurora giggles)
- But you know something?
I've fooled them.
I have met someone.
- Who?
Who, who?
- Oh, a prince.
(birds tweet)
Well he's tall, and handsome and
and so romantic.
(birds tweet)
Oh, we walk together, and talk together
and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms
and then, I wake up.
(birds tweet sadly)
Yes, it's only in my dreams.
But they say if your dream a thing more than once,
it's sure to come true.