*Doorbell Sound*
*Multiple doorbell sounds*
*Too many doorbell sounds*
Sonic: Oh hey Tails
Tails: Hi Sonic!
Tails: So I'm going on vacation and I was wondering if you could look after these little guys while I'm gone!
Sonic: Uh... yeah... sure...
Sonic: Where is it you're going exactly?
Sonic: That isn't really a vacation though is it?
Sonic: Uh...
Tails: Okay, this one's called Bernard and this one's called Bernard.
Tails: Here's their food.
Tails: Make sure Bernard takes this one and Bernard takes this one
Tails: if you get them mixed up, they'll have an allergic reaction and die!
Sonic: Wait, which? What? Die!?
Tails: Thanks Sonic smell you later
Knuckles: Aawwww *:3*
*Relaxing drone sounds*
Dr Eggman: Hmm... so Sonic & Knuckles have some new pets it seems
Eggboy: Yeeeeesssss
Eggboy: It would be an awful shame if they were to start
Eggboy: Mmmmmmm- misbehaving!
Dr Eggman: Well, yes, but I'm sure tails has them well trained. No, no, it would be
Eggboy: No, no, it would be terrible...
Eggboy: ...for Sonic if some if some...
Eggboy: "Outside influence"
Eggboy: Were to make those hamsters cause some havoc
Dr Eggman: Are you trying to suggest something?
Dr Eggman: *Laugh* I see what you're saying
Dr Eggman: One spray of this will instantly spell trouble for Sonic & Knuckles
Dr Eggman: And with those two distracted by their problem pests
Dr Eggman: They won't be able to get in my way any longer
Knuckles: Hmm very interesting yes, that is so interesting...
Sonic: You're holding the paper upside down
Knuckles: ...Interesting...
*Eggman struggling to lift his girth*
*Success :D*
*Tip-toe sounds*
Dr Eggman: *Evil Laugh*
*Evil Spray Noise*
Dr Eggman: *Evil but also happy laugh*
*Loud Squeak*
*Pottery Exploding*
*Comically Loud Television*
Sonic: What's going on in there?
Dr Eggman: uh..oh...
Eggboy: The closet. THE CLOSET!
Knuckles: What's up with you too huh?
Hamster: * Big Chomp :3 *
Knuckles: AHHHGHHH my knuckles
Knuckles: AHHHH my other knuckles
Knuckles: Awww... I'll never be able to punch again...
*Beeg tear*
*Likkle tear*
Sonic: This isn't good
Knuckles: Don't worry sonic i'll sort them out
*Comical Explosion*
Sonic: huuuuh, I think we need to call a professional
Knuckles: Nah no need Sonic I've got this
*Beeg splat*
Sonic: Wait, where's my phone?
Sonic: Hey... what are you doing?
Sonic: Oh, no, you don't!
Amy: Sonic?
*Hamster Sounds*
*Hamster cough*
Hamster: (In Sonic's voice) Oh, hey. Amy, I was just thinking...
Hamster: I like you... you like me...
Hamster: Maybe we could...
Hamster: You know...
Hamster: Get together sometime
Amy: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. *Hyper ventilating*
Sonic: Why you little!
Hamster: Okay gotta go. Love you bye
Sonic: *Groan*
*Sponge Cartoon sounds*
*Phone rings in "The Ark" - Shadow the hedgeog(tm) OST *
Shadow: Hello?
Sonic: Shadow can you come to my apartment? I've got two targets.... that need terminating
Shadow: I'm on my way
Shadow: After this episode of Spongebob
*GUNSHOTS AND GLASS SMASHING*
*Window smashing*
Shadow: Shadow the hedgehog professional exterminator at your service
Sonic: We do have a doorbell
Knuckles: The hamsters they've gone crazy. They've destroyed everything.
Knuckles: look what they've done to my hands. I look so stupid with these bandages on
Sonic: Yeah, that looks so out of place like making my arms blue or something. Ugh
Shadows: Hamsters?
Shadow: Got it.
Shadow: You take this.
Shadow: Follow my lead
Shadow: Nice cock
*Obnoxious Squeak*
Shadow: UHH *Gunshot*
Shadow: huh?! *Gunshot*
Shadow: Ahh *Gunshot*
Shadow: What the!?!
Sonic: Wait... What!?
Knuckles: Uh oh...
Sonic: Well, that didn't go well
Shadow: Wait... is that... my rocket launcher!?!
*Wall shattering explosion*
Sonic: And... there goes the deposit on the apartment
Knuckles: You know, I've always wanted an open concept kitchen. I kind of like it.
*Muffled Laughter*
*Eggy Laugh*
Dr Eggman: This turned out even better than I imagined!
Sonic: Eggman! Shadow: Eggman!
Knuckles: Eggman!
Dr Eggman: I merely wanted to make an inconvenience by turning those hamsters insane.
Dr Eggman: But look at this! They've gone above and beyond!
Dr Eggman: Wait, no, I'm evil too, me friend
Sonic: Good job!
Dr Eggman: Hmm.. perhaps I made them a little too evil...
Knuckles: This is fine. You'll think of something right Sonic?
Shadow: Sonic?
Sonic: *Sigh* I got nothing
*Doorbell Rings*
Knuckles: Come in!!
Sonic: Oh tails, thank god-
Tails: -Shut up Sonic. I've learned something today!
Tails: Society may tell you hey tails get off those drugs Sonic: Tails!........ uhhh... Tails!?.........
Tails: You have no problem and it's doing irreversible damage to your body fails Sonic: Tails!...... Tails?.....Tails.
Tails: But I'm Miles "Tails" Prower and i'm my own fox with my own dreams and my own life Sonic: for the love of.... TAILS!....Tails!?
Tails: And ain't nobody gonna tell me I can't take schedule one controlled substances as part of a balanced diet tails Sonic: Tails!
Sonic: Tails the apartment is on fire please help!!
Tails: Aww, hey guys I missed you
Tails: Thanks for looking after them guys I'll catch you later
Sonic: TAILS!
Tails: Yeah...?
Sonic: Can you untie us first, you know... so we don't die
Tails: Sure.
Tails: Wait. Why is your place on fire?
Dr Eggman: Uhhhhh.......
Dr Eggman: *Screams of pain*
Dr Eggman: Get off me!!
Dr Eggman: AHHH The pain! The seething pain!....
Dr Eggman: Gah! Oooh Ow! Stop it! guhh
Dr Eggman: Eggboy! Get me the rabies shots!.....
Dr Eggman: I... can't feel.... anything
Tails: Gee, that looks like it hurts need some drugs?
Tails: I wonder where the hospital keeps the good stuff.
Dr Eggman: Please stay away from me
Sonic: Ah, yes, sweet sweet karma
Sonic: I know it must suck being in intensive care, but look at it this way egghead
Sonic: At least after those hamsters were done burning down my apartment. They didn't decide to crawl up your *Nope*
Dr Eggman: Okay.. In my defense I only told them to like chew on your toes or steal your socks
Dr Eggman: I didn't tell them to burn down your apartment. That's all on them, not me.
*Screams of pain*
*Flat line heart monitor*
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