SO LAST NIGHT I WAS WATCHING REUNIONS WHEN I STUMBLED ON ONE
OF MY FAVORITE OLD TV SHOWS "QUANTUM LEAP."
DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT SHOW?
( APPLAUSE ) BAN PACIFIC, I LOVED IT.
SCOTT BAKULA LEAPS BACK IN TIME INTO DIFFERENT PEOPLE'S BODIES
IN ORDER TO CHANGE HISTORY.
AND I SAW THIS ACTUAL EPISODE OF "QUANTUM LEAP,"
WHERE BAKULA'S CHARACTER, DR. SAM BECKETT, LEAPS INTO THE
BODY OF A '50s NEW YORK CAB DRIVER AND INFLUENCES A VERY
SPECIAL YOUNG BOY.
>> SO WHERE YOU GOIN'?
>> A BROKER'S MEETING, NEW YORK REALTORS.
>> OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF MONEY MADE IN
REAL ESTATE IN THE FUTURE.
>> REALLY?
WHERE?
>> OH, UM, WELL, I BET THERE ARE GONNA BE A LOT OF TALLER
BUILDINGS ALL AROUND HERE.
AND, UM, MIGHT EVEN BE SOME BIG GLASS TOWER RIGHT THERE NEXT
TO TIFFANY'S.
>> HERE YOU GO.
COME ON, DONALD.
>> HELLO, MR. TRUMP.
>> TRUMP?
>> SEE YA.
>> Stephen: THERE IT IS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DID YOU HEAR THAT?
HE SAID, "MR. TRUMP."
DONALD TRUMP'S RISE IS THE FAULT OF SCOTT BAKULA.
HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE REVEALED THE SECRET THAT NEW YORK REAL
ESTATE IS VALUABLE.
WELL, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO REVERSE THIS BECAUSE I'VE GOT MY
OWN QUANTUM LEAPY THING RIGHT HERE SO I CAN LEAP BACK AND STOP
IT FROM HAPPENING.
YOU GUYS READY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OKAY, ZIGGY, SET QUANTUM LEAP ACCELERATOR FOR THE YEAR "YOUNG
DONALD TRUMP."
IT WORKED!
DR. SAM BECKETT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> PLEASE, STEPHEN, CALL ME
SCOTT BAKULA.
>> Stephen: SURE THING, DR. BECKETT.
NOW PICK UP LITTLE TRUMP AND LET'S GET READY TO CHANGE THE
FUTURE.
REMEMBER, I'M A HOLOGRAM THAT ONLY YOU CAN SEE OR HEAR.
>> AND WHY IS THAT AGAIN?
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW!
IT'S YOUR SHOW.
>> WHERE YOU HEADED, KID?
>> MY DAD'S OFFICE.
SOME DAY I'M GONNA BE IN REAL ESTATE JUST LIKE HIM!
>> Stephen: OKAY, SCOTT, FIX THE FUTURE.
>> WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD JOB.
BUT, LISTEN, KID, PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO POLITICS.
IT'S A CRUEL BUSINESS, AND YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
( BEEPING ) >> Stephen: OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
ZIGGY SAYS THERE'S AN 85% CHANCE THAT TRUMP GOES INTO
POLITICS SOONER JUST TO, "SHOW SOME DUMB CAB DRIVER WHO SAID I
COULDN'T HANDLE IT!" >> AND HE'S ELECTED PRESIDENT?
>> Stephen: NO. HE'S ELECTED POPE!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> Stephen: HIS GOD NOW!
DO SOMETHING.
>> HEY, KID, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
MEXICAN PEOPLE ARE REALLY NICE.
>> YEAH, MEXICANS ARE GREAT!
( BEEPING ) >> Stephen: SCOTT, NO!
NO!
>> WHAT?
>> Stephen: NOW HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A MEXICAN GIRL NAMED
MARIELA, AND SHE ENDS UP BREAKING HIS HEART!
THERE'S A 99% CHANCE HERE THAT POPE TRUMP STILL BUILDS THE
WALL, DEPORTS ALL THE HISPANICS, PLUS ANYBODY NAMED PAUL.
>> WHO'S PAUL?
>> Stephen: THE GUY MARIELA LEFT HIM FOR!
>> WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
DO YOU HAVE A MOISTURE IN YOUR POCKET, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
MESSED THIS UP.
I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR GEORGE BUT IT'S THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTY, NOBODY'S AROUND, YOU'VE
PROBABLY GOT A CROWBAR IN THE TRUNK, AND THE EAST RIVER IS
RIGHT OVER THERE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING, SCOTT.
>> LOOK, KID, FORGET ABOUT REAL ESTATE.
IT'S A TERRIBLE INVESTMENT.
( BEEPING ) >> Stephen: UH-OH, SCOTT.
NOW AN 80% CHANCE THAT INSTEAD OF REAL ESTATE, TRUMP
GETS INTO BIOENGINEERING AND ENDS UP CLONING DINOSAURS
WHO DEVOUR ANYONE WHO QUESTIONS THE WORD OF MEGA-POPE TRUMP!
( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS!
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW, BUT YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS!
AT THE LEAST, AT THE VERY LEAST, PLEASE--
>> YOUR CIGAR IS NOT EVEN LIT GLI CAN'T.
IT'S ILLEGAL TO SMOKE ON STAGE HERE!
FOR PETE'S SAKE, SHOW SOME PROFESSIONALISM AND TRY TO SET
THIS THING BACK WHERE IT WAS BEFORE.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME, KID.
FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID TO YOU TONIGHT.
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND ALWAYS SAY THE FIRST THING THAT
COMES TO YOUR MIND.
>> SHUT UP, YOU CLOWN!
>> SO, DID IT WORK?
>> Stephen: WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!
>> Stephen: WHEW.
HEY!
ZIGGY SAYS WE DID IT, TRUMP IS STILL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT BUT
THE TIME STREAM IS BACK TO NORMAL.
THANK GOD WE DIDN'T CREATE SOME WEIRD FUTURE, SCOTT.
>> YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: GOOD BOY, SCOTT.
"NCIS: NEW ORLEANS" ON ON TUESDAY NIGHTS RIGHT HERE ON
CBS.
SCOTT BAKULA, EVERYBODY.