[ Beeping ]
Man: You okay out there?
[ Indistinct talking ]
All right.
Here we go.
[ Beeping ]
[ Man laughs ]
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[ Laughing ] Hi, everybody!
Welcome to the web chat.
I'm Joe Gatto,
America's favorite Impractical Joker,
who has a secret.
Right, from this angle,
you don't even know what I'm talking about.
Here, you know what I'm saying, over here.
But over here, I'm mysterious.
I'm gonna do this.
Let's get settled.
Hey, everybody, it's Joe, [Chuckling] you're favorite --
You're gonna leave all that in, aren't you, Dan Green?
You're gonna leave all that, with the door
and the whole thing of me getting settled with my jacket.
This is why I don't agree to do these things!
'Cause Dan Green drove by in a minivan and abducted me.
Send help! Someone call Liam Neeson.
Thanks for watching #AskAJoker.
I'm your favorite Impractical Joker, Joe Gatto.
That's right, I'm your favorite,
and there's nothing you can do about it to change it.
We're in a construction zone, so we're just gonna go with it.
Because we know that you need answers
to these burning questions, so we do them no matter
what the situation -- no matter what!
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And I would like a dramatic effect there,
like a bah, bah, bah, and you come in on the eyes
what I did the "what!"
That's why I paused, so I hope it all works out.
Let's get to the questions.
You could ask these questions on Twitter, Facebook,
via snail mail to Dan Green's house.
His address is right here.
Just use #AskAJoker,
especially when you're mailing it to Dan Green's house.
"When will a Joker's movie come out?"
Felicity wants to know.
Felicity, we don't know yet.
We're waiting.
It's done. It's great. Now Hollywood does its thing.
I'm hopeful, let's just say that.
And we got a good movie on our hands.
I'm excited for you guys to see it.
Bob says, "You just made a major upgrade in your hair style."
Well, thank you.
Thank you, Bob. You've noticed.
Dunh-dunh-duh! Now you go to the hair.
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I hope you guys are following
all these notes I'm giving you guys.
I'm very specific in my comedy.
"What do you hope will be
the next Joker major style change?"
I hope, collectively, we lose 140 pounds.
[ Laughter ]
That'd be really funny if we all got skinny by Season --
You know, most people --
They get skinny, like, in Season 2,
when they realize that they're gonna be on television.
Like, Season 1, you're just, like --
It's called, like, your Fat 15.
It -- It's an industry term.
It's in the industry. They call it the Fat 15.
Everybody knows.
So, I mean, I think, like,
we're waiting till Season, like, 8 or 9
to lose all the weight, 'cause we want to make sure
this thing sticks.
This is [Chuckles] from Marcia.
Marcia says, "Eight season, sold-out shows around the world,
why are you recording a web chat in the back of a minivan?"
[ Laughter ]
We're being watched! Dunh-dunh-duh!
See, now it all comes together. Feels like a spy-thriller.
Get us out of here, Dan Green!
[ Tires squeal ]
You guys gonna put, like, gunshots in the back
like we're driving?
You have to do CGI on the windows
and, like, windows passing by.
It's a lot of work at this point,
so let's just pretend we were going fast.
Um...[ Chuckles ] You know what?
Because we -- This is why.
And I'll tell you why. 'Cause we keeps it reals.
Okay?
Reals is what we do.
You looking for reals, where do you go?
You go to truTV.
Go to truTV, you watch "Impractical Jokers."
We keeps it reals.
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I didn't even have to tell him that time.
They did the dunh-dunh-duh, but they went on my nose,
which made no sense, but that's okay.
We love you guys. [ Chuckles ]
Fran says, "How are your dogs?"
They're fine.
Why does everybody always want to know about my dogs,
and no one asks about my children?
This is the problem with society.
Everybody likes dogs more than children.
They spend more time with their dogs than their kids.
That's why we have these little animals running around,
pooping in the streets.
Oh, wait. That's dogs. [ Chuckles ]
They're fine. Thank you for asking.
So are my children.
And that's all the time we have for today.
So, I hope you guys are great. Let's see, some updates.
We're touring around the world, as always.
Go to the Tenderloins.com/tour. to find tickets.
We're on air all the time.
ImpracticalJokers.com.
Clear your web history after this.
If you want some good cooking tips,
go to HowDoIMakeAGoodDish ToServePeople.org.
And...
What else?
Oh! Dan Green's doing great. Thanks for asking.
This is his minivan, and the gas tank is on full,
and he just got an oil change.
So, everything's great.
So, thank you so much, guys for joining us.
We love you so much.
You're the best fans in the world.
Please watch us Thursday nights.
We are back now, Thursday nights.
10:00 p.m. -- Is it still 10:00 p.m., Dan Green?
Dan Green's telling us yes in the rear-view.
It's 10:00 p.m.,
you know, on truTV.
And then, always can find us online,
with, you know, Facebook, Instagram,
However you found this chat is how you can keep in touch.
So, love, you guys. Thank you.
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We're gonna get sued. We're "Comedians in Minivans."
[ Laughter ]
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