>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I'M HERE JUST HYDRATING WITH WILL ARNETT WHO IS THE STAR OF
LEGO BATMAN MOVIE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU GOT LITTLE BOY, RIGHT?
>> TWO LITTLE BOY, YEAH.
THEY'RE SIX AND EIGHT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S PERFECT FOR LEGO BATMAN.
>> THEY'RE RIGHT IN THE SWEET.
YEAH, I'M GOING TO GET THEIR MONEY.
>> Stephen: YEAH, THE MOVIE IS GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO JUST
GO HARVEST THOSE KIDS.
>> THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN ABOUT BUSINESS, YOU KNOW, AND THEY'VE
GOT TO KNOW THAT DAD NEEDS THEIR DOUGH.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU EXCITED THAT YOU ARE LEGO BATMAN,
BECAUSE IT'S A PERFECT-- IT'S A PERFECT ROLE FOR A DADS BECAUSE
YOU GET TO BE COOL AND FUNNY IN THE PART.
>> YES, YEAH, THEY'RE EXCITED.
I ALWAYS SAY THAT I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT EXCITED
ENOUGH.
>> Stephen: DO THEY GET TO GO WITH YOU TO THE-- IT'S NOT THE
SET, IT'S THE RECORDING.
>> ACTUALLY, WE WERE RECORDING IN THE SORT OF SUMMER, I GUESS
IN THE FALL.
AND I HAD TO GO IN ON A SATURDAY.
AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE SCHOOL.
SO I WAS LIKE ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO WORK.
IT WILL BE REALLY FUN.
WE'RE GOING TO BE IN THE RECORDING BOOTH.
FOR ANYONE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TO A RECORDING BOOTH, IT IS A
CLOSET BUT MORE BORING.
>> WHERE YOU CAN'T HEAR THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU, THE SOUND IS
SO DEAD.
AND SO LIKE I WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED AND THEN
FINALLY-- .
>> Stephen: ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS.
>> ON THE OTHER SIDE OF GLASS.
AND THEN THEY ARE COMING IN LIKE, CAN WE GET SOMETHING TO
DRINK.
I'M LIKE GUYS, YOU CAN'T TALK IN HERE BECAUSE WE ARE-- BUT THEN,
YOU KNOW, WE NEEDED THESE VOICES AND KRITION McKAY THE DIRECTOR
SAID WHY DON'T WE GET THESE GUYS ON THE MIC.
WE NEED THESE VOICES OF THESE ORPHANS.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: ARE THERE ORPHANS.
>> THERE ARE ORPHANS IN THE MOVIE.
AND I SAID, I SAID GREAT, I SAID YOU GUYS, YOU MIGHT BE ORPHANS
ONE DAY, YOU KNOW, SO-- JUST CUZ LIFE IS HARD.
>> Stephen: THEY NEED TO KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THEIR MONEY
AND.
>> AND THAT LIFE IS HARD AND IT'S OUL OVER.
AND-- .
>> Stephen: SLEEP TIGHT, KIDS.
>> SO THEY CAME IN AND THEY RECORDED.
IT WAS SUCH A THRILL, I GOT TO SAY.
IT WAS SO GREAT TO-- THEY GOT TO-- .
>> Stephen: DID THEY LIKE IT?
>> THEY DID.
MY ELDEST SON WAS NOT THAT INTO IT INITIALLY AND I HAD TO KIND
OF CONVINCE HIM TO DO IT CUZ HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE SORT OF
HAVE THAT KIND OF ATTENTION.
BUT MY LITTLE GUY, I STOOD UP FROM MY CHAIR, I SAID OKAY, DO
YOU WANT TO DO THIS.
AND HE QUICKLY PASSED ME AND ON HIS WAY INTO MY SEAT HE GOES,
JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY.
AND HE WAS TERRIFIC.
>> Stephen: THAT'S TROUBLE, MAN, THAT'S TROUBLE.
I HAD MY KIDS IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL I DID YEARS AGO AND THEY
WERE PLAYING STREET ROUGHIANS, LIKE STREET URCHINS.
>> ORPHANS?
>> Stephen: WELL, KIND OF ORPHANS, AND BOOT BLACK ON THEIR
FACE AND CUT OFF GLOVES, VERY DIKENSIAN.
AND AFTER ONE SAID TO MY MAKE MY SIX YEAR OLD SAID TO THE MAKEUP
ARTIST, I LIKE IT OUT THERE.
>> Stephen: TROWCIAL, TROUBLE, USUALLY DOESN'T WORK OUT THIS
WAY.
>> DON'T GET INTO IT, WHATEVER YOU DO.
>> Stephen: ARE THEY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS EXCITING, THIS IS INCREDIBLY EXCITING.
>> THIS GUY.
>> Stephen: PUT HIM DOWN THERE, RIGHT.
THERE CAN WE SEE WHO THAT IS.
>> HOW IS IT GOING, STEPHEN?
THANKS FOR HAVING ME TO YOUR SHOW.
>> Stephen: IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
(APPLAUSE) WELL, BATMAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING ON THE SHOW.
I UNDERSTAND ARE YOU A BIT OF A PRANKSSTER, ANY FUN PRANKS ON
THE SET?
>> WELL, I'M ALWAYS DOING STUFF, I LEARNED FROM CLOON DOG HOW TO
DO PRANKS ON SET.
AND I WAS ALWAYS, YOU KNOW, JUST PUTTING LIKE CANS OF TUNA IN
PEOPLE'S DRESSING ROOMS AND THEN TURNING THE HEAT ON HIGH.
AND IT WOULD STINK.
IT WOULD REALLY STINK THE JOINT UP.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS IT LIKE WORKING WITH WILL ARNETT.
>> HE'S THE BEST, YEAH, HE'S THE BEST.
>> Stephen: I HEAR HE'S MUCH TALLER.
>> HE'S VERY TALL.
AND HE'S LIKE, I ALWAYS DESCRIBE HIMS ALIKE COOKOO HANDSOME.
>> Stephen: LOVELY HAVING YOU ON, BATMAN.
I USUALLY MAKEOUT WITH MY GUESTS.
>> OH, DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THIS WAS A-- OH-- I-- I'M
GOING TO TAKE A BREATHER.
>> Stephen: WELL, THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE IS IN THEATERS NOW.
WILL ARNETT, EVERYBODY.