What do you get when you send Kalen Allen
and my audience producer, Claudia, to an RV convention?
I don't know either, but let's find out together.
Take a look.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, Ellen.
So we are in Salt Lake City at The RV Experience.
And I brought a little friend of mine, Claudia.
I've literally never been in an RV before.
I haven't either, actually.
Welcome to van life.
Is there a wet bar in here?
[LAUGHTER]
Bitch, you asked you about a bar.
I mean--
It's a refrigerator.
Excuse her.
She don't have no sense.
Oh.
Girl, that's the shower.
Does it have room for two?
Wait.
Also, it's a shower and a toilet.
At the same time, girl.
The window right here.
People going to be looking at my business.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, Claudia.
Oh, this is spacious.
This is nice.
Ooh, girl.
This is comfortable.
What is this?
Is this a Sealy Posturepedic?
This is all in one.
Honestly, this is like a shampoo.
Because now, look, they've even got an oven, baby,
so I can make a peach cobbler.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You know, you're not supposed to stay in a hot tub more than 15
minutes.
Is that what they say?
Yeah, because you get all wheezy and stuff,
especially if you drink.
So yeah, you're probably about to faint.
OK.
Claudia, you may want to go down a little bit.
I have natural floaties, and they tend to just come up.
[LAUGHTER]
Keep it daytime.
This is not HBO late night.
[LAUGHTER]
That's a big one.
I like it big.
I know you do.
Wait, there's a marble staircase.
Is it?
Oh, my people like marble.
Girl, this is the Ritz-Carlton of RVs, baby.
This is.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Woo, child.
Work it.
Pivot.
This is like a spa shower.
Yes.
How you get out?
Oh, I just locked us in.
Claudia.
Claudia, I locked us in.
Oh.
Got it.
OK.
This electricity bill.
I'm telling you.
Push down to unlock.
No.
Is that a walk-in?
I don't even have a walk-in.
Is that a walk-in?
Claudia, I'm going to cry.
Oh, my god, Kalen.
Kalen, I'm not leaving.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Claudia.
Hold on.
I don't do laundry, but there's a full on washer and dryer
here.
There's a washer and dryer.
Damn.
This place is loaded.
I'm about to break my lease.
I think we should drive one.
I'm down for the cause.
I hear you want to learn how to drive an RV.
Yes.
Yeah, we do.
Yes, we do.
Let's do it.
Kalen, you're doing great.
This is pretty easy.
This is fun.
Yeah, I like this.
You see that big hill?
Uh huh.
You're going to hit it.
What you mean I'm going to hit it?
You're going to drive right over it.
Whoa.
Another hill.
[SCREAMING]
Go to the left at this cone.
Oh, my phone.
Now, go right.
[INAUDIBLE].
Go right.
My hat.
Now, to the left.
Why is my hat out here?
I paid a lot of money for that.
Here we go.
Oh, Jesus.
[SCREAMING]
Big splash.
Splash.
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, Jesus.
That didn't feel good.
Guys, Kalen got stuck.
The devil took the wheel, not Jesus.
[LAUGHTER]
You ready?
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
[LAUGHTER]
Remind me not to catch a ride with you next time.
[LAUGHTER]
Claudia is never going to let me live this down.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, thank you, Ellen.
We had a wonderful, boujee time.
You should come with us next time.
[APPLAUSE]
Thanks, Go RVing.
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We'll be right back.
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