-Blomps, splats, flizzes, and crunchers.
You're watching the coolest game show for kids.
It's "Kid Klash"!
-And hello.
I'm Mark Zazz, and this is "Kid Klash,"
the game show where kids compete in physical challenges.
Now, if you saw last week's episode, Susie is okay.
She's back home, and she's okay.
And we have a brand-new "Kid Klash" contestant ready to go.
Meet Tatum!
-Hey, everyone.
I'm the shortest and the slowest one on my basketball team,
but here I'm going to win.
I'm Tatum.
-Great, 'tude, Tatum.
And today's prize is pizza for life.
That's right.
You get to keep this one pizza for your entire life.
-Oh, I really want that!
-Alright, let's take a look at the course.
First, you're taking a dive into the whipped-cream pie
to find the flag.
-Whoa!
-Then move on to the slippery monkey bars.
But watch out for the pit of hot nacho cheese below.
-Ooh, I hope it's not too hot.
-Oh, it is. It is really hot.
-Okay.
-Finally, you and your family
climb into this giant glass to become a human shrimp cocktail.
-You can do this, honey!
-We're ready to be shrimp with you!
-Alright, remember,
you can't move on till you find that flag.
Ready, set, go!
[ Buzzer sounds ]
-Well, Tatum -- there we go.
Tatum is deep in the cream and looking for that flag.
Here's a "Kid Klash" fact about her.
Tatum's favorite things are spaghetti and beach balls.
Alright, Tatum, have you found that flag yet?
-No, so far I'm just feeling the cream.
-Well, alright, keep looking.
And here's a hint. It's in there.
So, do you not know what a flag is?
-No, I do.
-Alright, then try to find it.
-I am! -Alright.
Another "Kid Klash" fact --
Tatum was disqualified from the chili cook-off
at her school for lying.
Yeah.
Alright, how you doing, Tatum?
-The cream's really thick. I'm working pretty hard here.
-It doesn't show.
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-I think I found something.
It's some kind of gold medallion.
-Amazing!
But one question for you, Tatum.
Is a medallion the same as a frigging flag?
-No, but -- doesn't it seem like maybe it's worth more
than a flag?
-Well, you're wrong, Tatum.
It's probably left over from last week's show.
-Wait. You don't change out the cream?
-I don't know, Tatum.
But the time is up in 3, 2, 1.
[ Sad notes play ]
-Good try, sis!
-That's okay, honey.
-Damn it, Tatum!
-Well, I'm sorry, everyone. I couldn't do it.
I couldn't find the flag.
-Where do you think you're going?
-Well, I guess to get cleaned up and go back to Indiana?
-You're not going anywhere...
not until you find that flag.
-But -- but the time ended.
-Look -- I didn't start this game show to encourage children
to quit like whiny, little babies.
Now I was very clear.
You get out of the pie when you find the flag.
-Mom?
-We agree with him, Tatum.
She never sees anything through, Mr. Zazz.
-Okay, I'll keep trying.
[ Sad notes play ]
-Now, Tatum, as I'm sure you know, you and your shrimp family
are now ineligible for the pizza-for-life prize.
-Yeah, well, this music is making me feel really bad.
-And I'm just now remembering the pie was supposed to spin.
Can we get that going?
-What? Wait.
Does this part have to go on TV?
-Tatum, you know that it does.
Alright, how do you think
it's going to be in the real world?
-I guess like this?
-Yeah, that's right.
The whipped cream is adversity.
And the flag is your unfulfilled potential.
-Okay, well, I think I just got my period.
-Yeah, you're not the first to do that in there.
-What? Wait. Oh, my God, is this it?
-Oh! She found the flag!
-What? It's so small!
And it's white like the cream.
This is a really bad game.
-No, it's good!
And when we return, we're going to put the adopted brother
on the monkey bars!
-I'm adopted?
-Yes, you are!
We'll be right back for more "Kid Klash."