(grunts)
(suspenseful music)
- Ronnie, what the (beep)?
What the (beep) is this?
- [Narrator] On this episode of "How Far is Tattoo Far?"
Andre and his boyfriend Ronnie
give each other some ultimatums.
They've been happily together for five years,
but Ronnie wants to shake things up.
- The sex life, is it-
- Our sex life is awesome.
- Wait, why is, why is Ronnie looking off into space?
- Because Ronnie wants to be a whore.
- Ronnie wants to explore.
- Explore.
- Let's say Ronnie wants to explore.
- Ronnie wants to explore.
- You say whore, you say explore.
- You want to spice it up?
- Yeah.
Our sex life was poppin' the first two years,
but now it's getting a little dry if you know what I mean.
- [Narrator] Andre, on the other hand, wants to settle down.
- As opposed to just caring about sex all the time,
I want Ronnie to care a little bit more
about our relationship.
- [Narrator] When it comes to these tattoos,
both are using the opportunity
to get things off their chest.
- What are the intentions with these tattoos?
- My tattoo is an ultimatum.
(beep) or get off of the toilet kind of thing.
- Oh.
- It's been five years now,
and that is long, long time.
At the end of the day,
you have to either marry me or it's over.
- My intent is a kick in the ass,
because Andre's been dragging his feet
so does he want to shut up or show up?
- Oh!
- I wouldn't mind a third person
coming in and helping us out,
but Andre, he's never ready.
- [Narrator] Any last words, Ronnie?
- Game on.
- [Narrator] Let the games begin.
It's tattoo time.
(hip-hop music)
- If this tattoo is (beep) up,
Andre's packing his bags.
- Really scared.
I think it's in a horrible place.
I think Ronnie knew that this place would hurt.
I feel like this is payback for something.
- [Narrator] Well, let's find out what Andre and Ronnie
put on each other forever.
- So do you guys trust each other right now?
- Just nervous.
- You should be.
- (beep)
- All right, Andre.
Come on!
All right, Andre.
- Get ready to cry.
No more beach bod!
- Can you put him out?
Does he have to be here when I see it?
- What's the worst thing
that could be on your stomach right now?
- Anything that comes from him.
It doesn't matter at this point.
- What are your intentions with this tattoo
without giving it away.
- Things in the bedroom was getting a little boring.
I wanted to get rid of the conversation
and get it poppin'.
- Are you ready to see what's on your stomach
for the rest of your life?
- Not really, but yeah.
(suspenseful music)
- Ronnie, what the (beep)?
(suspenseful noises)
What the (beep) is this?
- It's a threesome, babe.
(hip-hop music)
- [Andre] Why would you do this?
- Are you really upset?
- You think it's a (beep) joke!
- Can you tell us the message you were trying to get across?
- The message is just to, you know,
I know we didn't have our threesome.
- You could've (beep) asked for a threesome!
- Have you had this conversation before?
- We have touched, like, the conversation,
but it's never been like this is something definite I want.
And they're not even having sex!
Like they're just (beep) ass!
It's not funny, dude.
- So throuple or nah?
(upbeat music)
- (beep) no.
- Ronnie, do you have any regrets?
- No.
- You have no regret's after seeing how mad he got?
- No because he signed up for this.
- How are you feeling about the second tattoo?
- I'm feeling great about the second tattoo.
It's gonna embarrass you,
and you're definitely gonna cry.
- I'll take that.
- [Justina] Well, are you nervous now Ronnie?
- The energy dropped when I had to come up here
and put these shades on.
- Tables have turned.
- Well one thing's for sure.
Your life is never gonna be the same after this tattoo.
The time has come.
(suspenseful music)
- I'm asking you to marry me,
but I'm giving you also an ultimatum.
Five years is a long time invested in someone.
I'm tired of all this waiting around.
So either you marry me today, like right now,
or never.
- Yes.
- I love you.
- I just so happened to be an ordained minister,
so can we get some help out here please?
(upbeat pop music)
- Hey, babe, let's get you right.
- We have one more surprise for you.
We have a couple of your closest family and friends
to join us.
Welcome and thank you for joining us,
as we celebrate the marriage of Andre and Ronnie.
Wedding rings are an unbroken circle of love,
the joining of two hearts,
the joining of two souls,
the joining of two spirits.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
- I now pronounce you husband and husband.
Now Justina.
- I'll add a couple words,
let me get a beat.
Okay, look it's a celebration,
let's do the macaroni,
congratulations on your holy matrimony.
I'm like I'm about to get my dance on,
I can't believe you got married with no pants on.
It's a really beautiful day,
I'm like, shout to Ronnie and shout to Andre.
Thanks Father Nico, I'm like hot damn.
The world is yours, baby, go and kiss your man.
- [Narrator] Wow, that could've ended so differently,
but it didn't.
Congrats, guys.
What are the newlyweds up to now?
- My family loved Ronnie's tattoo,
but they had to dissect mine.
- They was like, "Are you crazy,
what made you do something like that?"
- The main one: "Are y'all still together?"
- There's no way you can go tattoo far
with someone that you love
and the wedding was great.
- And I want to do it again, don't you?
- Yeah.