- We're trying American crackers.
It's gonna be great craic.
(whimsical music)
- Ooh. We could have DiDa Ritz crackers.
- No thanks. - Or Miss Cracker?
- I take it they're gonna be this size.
This size.
- You know like, weird, kind of like,
grape is a flavor they have in America a lot?
(Vanessa laughing) Is there like a grape cracker,
that we're gonna try?
(whimsical music)
- Cracker, number one. - Crackers please.
- Oh my god. (Vanessa and Michael laugh)
- They're so tiny! - They're so tiny!
- Yeah.
This is false advertising! - Yeah.
- I want them this size.
- I think you confused crackers with goldfish food.
- Crackers are something you put with other stuff.
Not just like, - Yeah--
- stuff you eat on your own.
This is essentially like crisps.
- Where do you put the ham?
- This looks, more like, looks more like jigsaw pieces.
- Body of Christ. Amen. - Amen.
- They're exactly how you would imagine.
- Okay. - Salty, and crackery.
- Well-- - Like this has,
like a bit of a tang to it.
- Yeah. - That I'm not super into.
- Oh my God. - Really?
- Mm, yeah.
- No. - Yeah.
- I like these a lot.
I know it's like cliche to say,
but they would go really well with a pint or something.
- If you put like tomato sauce in it, or something.
- Oh that would be like a pizza.
- Like a pizza kind of thing. - There you go.
- I'd inhale that box. (laughs)
Ew. - Ew, yeah.
First time you've said that sentence.
(whimsical music)
Chicken in a Biskit, what?
- And biscuit is spelled in a fun way.
(Vanessa laughing)
- You know it's really unhealthy
when they just have to put in random fruits in the back.
Like grapes, apples, milk.
This isn't that.
It's just like cardboard cheese shit.
- That image on that-- - That is fucking horrendous--
- Is disgusting-- - Whatever the hell that is.
That's like easy cheese. - Squeezy cheese,
on a Chicken in a Biskit cracker?
- No, that's gross.
- These smell chickeny.
- Like if you were a chicken,
and you died for this shit, you would be raging.
You're like, at least give me to
like Mr. Colonel from KFC or something.
- This one looks more like cracker shaped.
- Yeah. - Just a little bit smaller.
- I kind of relate to these crackers
'cause they're all broken.
- Ooh, dusty. - Oh! Ooh.
- I'd love to dip these in some soup.
I think they taste a bit like tomato soup.
- They do a little bit.
- It tastes like a chicken flavored kind of crisp.
- Yeah. - But as a cracker.
- Ooh, little bit of brie on that would be so good.
I know. I'm from South Dublin.
- You don't expect the bang you're gonna get off it,
it looks so bland and crackery.
- Mm-hmm. - But then, oh oh!
- Me-ow! Yowza! (chattering and laughing)
(gentle music)
You're so shit at throwing things.
- Balsamic vinegar and basil, yes.
- Yes. - There we go.
- This is a cracker. - There we go, yes.
- We are a pair of white women,
so we love an all natural flavor cracker.
- Triscuit sounds like if the Try Channel
branched out into biscuit production.
- Oh, do you know what it looks like?
- Shredded wheat? - Yes.
- Yes.
- Oh my God, these are amazing.
- This makes my mouth feel
like it has learning difficulties.
- Definitely wheat in it.
- Spicy shredded wheat, man. It really is.
- It is.
- That is lovely.
Imagine that with like a bit of anything.
- Maybe a little bit pesto. - Mm!
Roasted red pepper.
- Yeah. That's what's in the picture.
- I'd say this would be nice
if you took it out, threw it in the bin,
and ate a normal cracker. (laughs)
- I just feel there are better crackers out there,
but I don't know what they are.
(gentle music)
- Well done.
- Townhouse Focaccia Crackers, Tuscan cheese.
Ooh. (laughs)
- Artisan bread, these are very fancy.
- Yeah.
- Ah, for God sake,
why is there a leprechaun on the crackers?
- Is there actually?
- There's a fucking leprechaun on the crackers.
- Ah now. - There's a snap,
crackle or pop at the back. (Vanessa laughs)
His brothers have since passed away,
and he's gone into crackers. - Oh!
- And he's paying off their debts that they left him with.
- Yeah. Oh, did it getcha?
- What the fuck was that?
- The good news is that literal death
would taste better than the fucking Triscuit.
- Pretty good. - That is--
- They're pretty fucking good.
- Maybe there's like a better cracker,
and I don't know what it is.
This is it.
- It's like garlic bread at the pizza shop.
- This man was blessed with the taste buds of a God.
(laughs)
- This is a box I would smash easily.
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
You know what'd be fucking great on it?
A bit of salami.
- You can have little like tomato dip
or something with that? - Oh yeah.
Like a salsa or something.
That'd be so good. - Oh my god.
- We don't mean to keep harping back,
but like, I just had PTSD from that Triscuit.
- It says follow them on Pinterest, which I'm gonna do.
- What? - I'm gonna--
- Oh my god. (laughs)
Follow them on Pinterest--
- I'm gonna create a board. I'm gonna do a cheeseboard.
(Vanessa laughs)
(gentle music)
- I have to say you've really improved
at the throwing, I really appreciate it.
- Two flavors, one box. - One box.
- Bacon, it's like a high five for your mouth.
- That's something you would say.
- It's like a high five for your mouth.
Oh, fuck!
- So does it mean that there's just like one bag,
and you just have to hope for the best--
- Yeah. - That you get one of each?
- Oh my fucking God, it smells like bacon fries,
but with cheese.
- Sort them all out like psychopaths.
- Yeah, yeah. - Line them all.
- Ooh, that's the cheese one.
- Well, here's the ooh ah sensation.
- They're kinda just exactly what you'd expect.
- Mm-hmm.
- There's no shocking tale there.
- Ooh, with the bacony stuff, it's actually not too bad.
- I'd say it's like a handshake in your mouth.
- It's cheesy, but it's like,
it's not what cheese is meant to be.
- It's like if you asked me
to draw a picture of bacon and cheese,
and they could draw pictures before your mouth.
That's what-- - Yeah.
- We were too spoiled after the last one.
- We really were, yeah.
- The last one actually tasted like a nice cheese.
- Say it's a good little drinking food, ya know?
- Oh, that's the Focaccia one.
- The Focaccia one. - Oh yeah.
- You're a winner baby.
- We meet again. (Michael laughs)
If you like this video,
please like and subscribe,
ring the bell, something, something,
catch ya on the flip side.