Top 100 Things White People Say to Black People
1) Do you live in the ghetto?
2) I voted for Obama too.
3) You're the whitest black dude I know.
4) You're so articulate for a black girl.
5) Why do black people wear du-rags?
6) How do black people get those circles in their hair?
7) Do you freestyle?
8) Do you rap?
9) Scholarships should not be based on race cause there are poor white people too.
10) I'm totally blacker than you.
11) It's like your one of us.
12) Can you teach me how to twerk?
13) Why do you talk white?
14) I've always wanted to date a black girl.
15) Why can't you get your hair wet?
16) Hey dude, we're having a pool party.
Wait, can you swim?
17) Do you know JaMichael?
18) Do you know La'Danaivian?
19) What about La'Quann?
20) Do you know Lakesha?
21) Or Lakiesha?
22) Do you know LaShandra?
23) I don't know.
Her hair's really nappy.
She's black.
24) Affirmative action is reverse racism. 25) You got any Kool-aid around here, haha?
26) You got any watermelon around here man, haha?
27) Dude, I'm totally down with the sisters man!
28) I'm trying to tell you man.
White Chocolate.
29) Why isn't there a white history month?
I mean, that's reverse racism. 30) If Eminem was black, people would think
he was the better rapper alive.
31) Wait, so do you go to one of those black churches?
32) Always wanted to go to one, bro. 33) I don't want to sound racist but...
34) I'm not racist but... 35) No offense but...
36) If Paula Deen was black... 37) If Donald Sterling was black...
38) If George Zimmerman was black... 39) ...no one would've cared.
Dude c'mon!
40) Why do black people tap their cornrows?
41) Why do black people get tattoos if you can't see them?
42) Why do black people like Tyler Perry movies?
43) You're so lucky you don't have to tan.
44) All I'm saying is, Obama didn't need welfare.
45) Black people are such good athletes.
46) I think you guys have an extra calf muscle or something.
47) Sometimes I wish I was black just so I could dunk...
48) ...but then sometimes I don't because of the police brutality stuff.
49) Wait, do you brush your hair too?
50) Do you shampoo your hair?
51) Who's your favorite rapper?
52) He's kinda attractive for a black guy.
And then I was like "Bye Felicia" 53) Who's Felicia?
54) Alright sista!
55) Alright girlfriend!
56) I wish I had curves like a black girl.
57) I wish I could dance like a black girl.
58) Honestly, I wish I was a black girl sometimes...just so I could twerk.
59) I'm not even all white.
I'm like 50% Irish and 25% Catholic.
60) I'm so sorry for what happened during slavery.
The more I think about it, the more it hurts me!
61) Slavery happened so long ago.
How am I responsible for that?
Sorry I was born white.
62) You're my token black friend.
63) You're not like a regular black girl.
64) What's up my ninja?
I said ninja.
I said ninja!
65) Do you celebrate Kwanzaa?
66) Can you get sunburned?
67) Is your hair naturally curly?
68) I don't understand what the big deal is...everyone likes fried chicken.
69) Is it true what they say about black guys?
70) What does "yeet" mean?
71) What does "thot" mean?
72) What does "turn up" mean?
73) Wait, you listen to country music?
74) Why do black people like big rims on their car?
That's kinda ghetto.
75) Can you krump?
76) White Chicks is so funny!
77) Wayne Brady is so funny.
78) My dad's not racist, but he would never let me date a black guy.
79) I had a few black friends in high school.
80) Oh my gosh...do you like Drake?
I love him.
81) Al Sharpton is so racist to white people it's not even funny.
82) You can't be racist if you're black, right?
83) Alright brotha...I'm out.
84) Why do you always smell like cocoa butter?
85) You got any collard greens around here?
86) Do you know how to cook chitterlings?
What are those?
87) Bro, you gotta admit: Miley can twerk though.
88) Why do black people like hot sauce so much?
89) Why do black people like grape soda so much?
90) Why do black people sag?
91) What are you doing to your hair right now?
Is that all your hair?
92) Is that weave?
93) Is that all your hair?
94) You people always make everything about race.
95) Honestly, black people are more racist than white people.
96) Bro, you should totally grow an afro. 97) Does your sister know how to braid hair?
98) What part of Africa are you from?
Are you from Zimbabwe?
99) So you can say the n-word, but I can't?
100) Can I touch your hair?
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