hey if you're watching this and it's
late at night and you have school
tomorrow
i'm sorry top 10 things that keep me
awake at night
number 10 eating all those sugary snacks
before my bedtime
my blood sugar goes through the roof
sorry i just can't help myself i love a
good cookie dipped in hot chocolate
number nine death and existentialism
just the thought that one day me and
everyone i love will die
and in just 500 years no one is going to
remember me so what's the point of doing
anything
in the grand scheme of the universe do i
even matter
unless the internet's still around by
then thumbs up if you're watching this
in the year 2516
and also don't forget me number eight my
dogs my dogs just love to sleep on my
bed every night and you see i sleep on a
twin size bed which is a stupid name for
a bed that can fit one person
and i'm actually a twin so i'm allowed
to sleep on those and i'm not on the
below average side of the height
spectrum so i cover about
110 of the bed and if me and my dogs are
both cognitive enough to plan something
out
maybe we could set up a system i mean
they're pretty small dogs i did the math
they should be able to fit but my dogs
have found that the most comfortable
part of the bed
is right dead center in the middle so i
just gotta finagle my way into a
comfortable position
and if the dog leans up against you or
sits on your leg then you're obligated
by dog
law not to move because you might
disturb the dog and you love them too
much to do that
and my bed is right next to a window so
i sometimes open the blind so they can
look outside
and so they're both right next to my
face but then in the morning if there's
another person or god forbid another dog
outside then
jeez that was a long one i just like
talking about dogs
number seven there are as many creatures
on your body as there are people on
earth and you don't want to even know
how many are living on your bed right
now now is this true
i don't know i just saw it on one of
those fun fact websites not too fun of a
fact i think but not knowing whether or
not it's true is even scarier that means
there are probably microorganisms dying
on you
every second at least 12 of them have
died on you since you started watching
this video but chances are that some of
them
are probably doing it on your kneecaps
on your eyelashes
microorganism more like micro orgasm and
there's two ways you can look at this
one being that there's so many tiny
creatures living on me no matter how
hard i scrub i'll never be clean
or you're never alone every night when
you hop into that empty bed of yours
you're sleeping with
billions of microorganisms you
number six they never caught the zodiac
killer
i know he was around in the 70s but if
he was in his 20s and the 70s
that means he's only in his late 60s
early 70s right now he can still be out
there
who knows what he could be doing maybe
even failing at running for president
and also according to some conspiracy
theories they never caught john wilkes
booth
maybe booth wants to get revenge maybe
he's had enough and now he wants to run
for president
number five fractals what are those you
ask imagine you're a farmer and you have
infinity fence posts to build a closed
pen for your animals and you have to use
all the fence posts
and you think well first off that's
physically impossible if i have infinity
fence posts then i can
use all of them because i'll always have
more hey while you're complaining and
theorizing over there i just build your
stupid pen and it looks like this
this is a fractal children it's a closed
shape with an infinite perimeter
what what infinite perimeter but i can
see it i can measure it
no shut up you're not looking close
enough let's zoom in
basically you can zoom up on this
pattern forever that's just what a
fractal is
so since no matter how much you zoom up
on this shape it will always repeat
itself
the perimeter of this shape or the fence
you use to make it is infinite
it's a closed shape with an infinite
perimeter is the area of this shape
infinite too
i don't know ask vsauce doesn't that
blow your mind
number four barcode scanners scan the
white spaces in the barcode not the
black spaces
number three looking on my phone for
hours before i go to bed
how many times do you tell your friends
over skype alright i'm going to bed now
and then you go to your bed and you pull
out your phone and mess around with it
for an hour
and i've heard some studies saying oh
looking at computer screens all day
makes it harder for you to sleep which
is probably true
why do i go on my phone every night and
the sad thing is is i usually stop
looking at my phone because my battery
is going to die
i have a problem number two the universe
is
huge whoa do you realize how big space
is
man we are just a speck in the grand
scheme of things this is kind of getting
back to my point that
nothing really matters did you know that
scientists have found a black hole
that's 12 billion times larger than the
sun
that black hole is about 1800 light
years
long you know you probably could have
lived your whole lives without knowing
that
i'm sorry before we get to number one
here are some honorable mentions
[Music]
and the number one thing that keeps me
awake at night is
youtube is not a stable job because of
how long it takes me to make a video i
can't really give my opinion on youtube
drama
heck i'm still working on my fine bros
rant so a lot of you probably know
youtube took away some creators
monetization on videos for not being
advertiser friendly and they weren't
even telling them about it now i'm a
pretty innocent pg rated
channel so i didn't get affected by this
new change at all see you later scrubs
but dang it if this shows us anything is
that youtube does not care too much at
what's making their website profitable
what's stopping youtube from saying hey
we're going to take 90
of your ad revenue and all your titles
have to say youtube is great in them
and yeah if youtube makes bad business
decisions then they'll be out of
business
but so will i so that that keeps me
awake at night