- Yeah, Hello Kitty used to be such a huge thing.
I think I had a Hello Kitty ring at one stage.
(cheerful music)
- I think they're gonna be
in the shape of Hello Kitty's head.
- Yeah.
- Which I'm excited about.
- Or like hearts or bows,
- The little BOWS! (gasps) Ooh, yeah!
- And then somebody else, someone said,
I think someone in the comments
oh "milk chocolate's milk flavored."
It's not.
It's not at all.
That's a dumb think to say, you person.
- I just can't imagine her being very adventurous.
I say pink and white and that's it really,
but then before we try I'm guessin'
so she needs to bring home the pussy.
- (overlapping) Yeah, chili flavored. (laughs)
(cheers)
- I didn't know they were open.
I'm sorry.
- Oh, they look like cotton balls!
- God, the design is horrible.
- This is like the prettiest packaging ever.
- She's so cute!
- I don't like the idea of jelly inside.
- Oh, they have jelly inside.
Oh, I think I might actually like these.
- I love stuff inside other stuff!
- Ooh, they're bows.
- This looks like a little cat's bum.
It looks like what Hello Kitty is from behind.
- Going all in or?
- I wanna see it's inside.
- Same.
- Okay, let's do it, yeah.
- They're really good.
- Quality marshmallows, aren't they?
- Are they?
- Okay, we're gettin' suggestive here.
- Sweet Benjamin Babish style, cross section.
- Imagine standing on them.
I'd like that. (laughs)
- It's like little, soft, little clouds.
- Whoop.
Hit the mic there.
Bit of ASMR for you, ASMR people.
- How Are Ya Kitty?
(laughs)
That sounds like your Nan's best friend at bingo,
how are ya, Kitty?
- This is like a really easy shoot.
It's just like, we're eating marshmallows.
We're enjoying marshmallows.
- You don't speak to soon.
They'll definitely bring in
like a wasabi and pineapple flavored one,
and I'm gonna be like mm-mm.
- Or like a green tea one.
(cheerful music)
- Pineapple!
- Oh no, what did I just say?
- Tropical pineapple?
- Oh, now we're talkin'.
- She went on holiday,
and she tried some new shit out,
and she went.
- Found herself.
- That's so cute, and Hawaiian.
- She does.
They're real cute.
- She's got a little.
- What does it smell like?
- It smells like condoms.
- Yeah.
- There's more yoke inside, but it looks like an egg.
This one looks like an egg.
(laughs)
- And you can't make sure that's the feeling
that most associates with, condoms?
- You're like mm.
- Taste more like banana than pineapple.
No?
(laughs)
- It's like they realized that
their marshmallows taste like nothin'.
So then they went, you know what?
We'll just shove a bit of jelly in the middle.
- After taste, cramp the jaw.
- Eh, last ones were nicer.
- Yeah.
but these are good.
- No, they're not.
- I like 'em.
- No.
- Yeah.
- What's she famous for?
Where did she start?
- (cameraman) Her real name is Kitty White
born in the suburbs of London.
Her height is described as five apples,
and her weight is three apples.
Good at baking cookies and loves Mama's homemade apple pie.
- Bet she does.
Her blood type is A.
(laughs)
- They went into her blood type!
She's a cartoon!
That's insane.
It would make more sense if her blood type was B+.
You know kids be like B+, oh!
(cheerful music)
- Wooh,
matcha.
- Wow, this is a first, green tea marshmallow.
- Oh my god, these ones are ones healthy for you.
♪ You're gonna lose some calories! ♪
- I love that Hello Kitty is wearing her little...
- Her kimono!
- Her little kimono!
- Look how dainty she is.
- And her fan.
- I'm not a matcha boy.
Everyone loves it.
- Yeah, same.
- I'm not into it.
- If you drink that your complexion is flawless.
- Stop.
- Someone should eat a flawless complexion.
- You are what you eat though.
- Mm, a marshmallow.
- I love they're like shaped like these marshmallows.
- Aren't they really cute?
- They're like boop, squish, squish,
squish, squish, squish, squish, squish,.
- They're all right actually.
It taste better than it smells though,
which is, you know, a plus, I guess.
- These are just meh, aren't they?
- Yeah, but I think I prefer them to the tropical one.
- Yeah, grassy.
It's grassy.
- Like if you licked the ground while having a milkshake.
- The graphic design for Hello Kitty
must just be the handiest gig in the world.
(laughs)
She be like, can you fit more fonts in there?
You're like, boy, can I.
- Oh, look what I made.
So if you twist them, they kind of look like a little bum.
I mean you've gone (sputters).
- Oh, I like that.
(laughs)
- Little boob on there.
(groans)
(cheerful music)
- What is this?
Chocolate marshmallow?
- This is gonna be the toy where you squeeze,
and it looks like the poop comin' out the end.
- Hello, Kitty, what are you doin' to the environment?
- Uh, hello?
- I'm saying if you work there,
and you didn't like people
if you were quitting, you could just like
I'm gonna wrap a bunch of packaging peanuts,
ship 'em out.
- Oh my god.
It's already poking out there.
High fiber diet going on here for kitty.
- Ah!
- Oh yeah!
- This is horrible.
- I'm gettin' a very strong taste
of coke and chocolate.
- It's like advent calendar chocolate.
- Yeah, it's cheap chocolate.
- If anything came out of this shoot,
it's this little guy right here.
- His head got bludgeoned.
- Oh, it's a snowman's butt hole.
(laughs)
- That looks like AJ and Nora after a Try channel shoot
involving lots of dairy.
(laughs)
- Hello Shitty.
That's what we're dealing with here.
(upbeat music)
- Here kitty, kitty.
- Ooh, mango.
Do you like mango?
- I do like mango.
- It's supposed to concrete manga.
♪ Aloha Kitty ♪
- Why didn't, they missed a trick there.
- Ooh, they smell very mango-y.
- If he ain't tryin', let that man go.
- They look like little dumplings though.
New favorite.
- Very peachy.
- It's very peachy.
- Put the jelly in a jar and sell it
'cause there's nothin' else in the marshmallow.
There's no flavor in them.
- I love mango.
I'd eat a mango whole.
- Yeah.
- You kinda have to 'cause they don't keep very long.
- They don't. (laughs)
- You have to eat them in one go.
- The center is sort of slightly bit, tangy.
- Yay!
Yes!
- Hello Kitty is a force to be reckoned with
because she's bloody napping everything up.
She has her paws in every pie.
- They've done it.
They've cracked it boys.
Mango.
It was mango the whole time.
- We have to give her some credit though
'cause she made these with no fingers.
So, I mean, it must be hard to make those
marshmallow Hello Kitties.
♪ Hey kitty girls ♪
♪ It's your world ♪
♪ Hey, kitty girls ♪
♪ Num num num num num ♪
- We need a video of Hello Kitty dancing to that.
'cause I think it would.
- Poor Collin animating that,
and we won't put him through that.
(upbeat music)
- Yep, there's somethin' there fore everyone.
- She just had an idea, and she just went with.
She said what would the kids of today like?
Marshmallows.
- (giggles) If you would just
like and subscribe to our videos,
we'd really like that! (laughs)
It would be kawaii!
And then everyone's gonna be like
that's cultural appropriation.
Stop doing that.
- We're sorry.
Kick the bell!