-My name is Brandon.
I got a basketball game tomorrow.
Here's my sneakers.
These cost like -- Oh!
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-[ Laughing ]
[ Stately music plays ]
♪♪
Hey, what's going on? This is Trey,
back for another "Questionnaire of Life."
And today, we have
future Greatest Rapper of All Time,
YNW BSlime, with us.
-Aw, stop.
-So, you ready? You gonna do these questions? -Yes, sir.
-Which of these is your least favorite homework to do?
Math, history, or science? -Math.
[ Bell dings ] -Why is that?
-There's some stuff that I learn from it,
but, like, most of the stuff,
like "Y divided by X equals whatever,"
I don't need all that.
-Do you know the last time I used geometry in my life?
-When? -When they had me doing that dumb stuff in school.
-Exactly.
-What kind of stuff do you like reading?
-I don't read for fun.
There's no fun in reading.
Mom, be real. There's no fun in reading.
-I read. -You're just reading to read.
-Yo, the gasp I heard your mom let out was --
Yeah, that's exactly what my mom would do, too.
-I read dictionaries. I don't even read them.
I just scroll through them for words that I need.
-It's like -- So, that's how you write?
Like -- Yeah, like, what do -- How do you write your songs?
-I'll go in there, drop a freestyle.
And my freestyles are so pure.
They're just [smooches] magnificent.
Know what I'm saying? They're so good.
If I like it, I'll just keep it that way.
But if I don't like it, then I'll write, too.
-TikTok, IG, or Snapchat?
-Neither. [ Buzzer ]
All it's gonna give you is stress and likes.
-So, like, the time you get back
from, like, not being on Instagram or Twitter
or whatever, like, what do you do with that time?
-I got a golf cart so I can drive all the time.
I'm about to put a new engine in it, make it go like 30,
put some lights under it, you know, get it lifted up.
You know, I'm about to make it, like, my new whip.
You know what I'm saying?
-That's sick, man.
Would you rather hang out with people older than you,
younger than you, or the same age as you?
-Older. [ Bell dings ]
-Why older?
-I hang out with 12-year-olds, 11-year-olds,
all they want to talk about is, like, Fortnite and stupid stuff.
So I hang around older people that are more mature
so I can become more mature.
Yes, sir. -Yeah, that's what's up, man.
Speaking of getting older,
what's the one big thing you can't wait to do,
once you get older? -Like, drive a car,
but, also, I want to buy some land
so then I could do -- then there's really countless things
that you can do with that. -Like what?
You got any ideas yet?
-No. -Okay.
Which of these do you think you could do?
Climb a mountain, swim across a river,
or beat a kangaroo in a fight?
-You want me to tell the truth or tell a lie?
-I want you to think which one of those
you maybe not definitely could do,
but which one do you think would be easiest to do?
-With the river, could you get swimming gear?
-Yeah, you can get, like, flippers or whatever you want.
You could do it with scuba gear if you think that'd help. Yeah.
-Yeah, swim across a river would be the easiest thing to do.
Aren't rivers, like, not that big?
-Like, you could see the other side of a river, yeah.
-Yeah, so that's easy.
Which, if we get a river
with no type of animals in it, then, boom, it'd be like...
-Okay.
-If there's alligators and all of that,
I don't know, I might have to fight the kangaroo.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
-Chicken nuggets, chicken tenders, or chicken wings?
-Chicken nuggets are outta there.
-Oh, right, we got a man of culture over here.
-I'm gonna have to go with the chicken wings,
'cause, like, I eat fried chicken, hot wings.
-I had some wings that hurt one time.
Like, I was, like, on the ground, like, trying not to, like, cry.
-I couldn't eat wings that spicy,
'cause then it doesn't even taste good.
-So, I went to a hot-sauce convention, right?
There was a whole, like, corner full of people
with their shirts off, just, like, chugging milk.
And I was like, "Yeah, we got to get out of here, man."
-Yeah, yeah. I'll pass.
-[ Chuckles ]
Which one of these are actually real?
Aliens, ghosts, or vampires?
-They're all real. No. [ Chuckles ]
I don't know about aliens, but ghosts, sure.
[ Bell dings ] -You ever seen one before?
-No, no. No.
I don't think you want to see a ghost.
I think that's, like, bad luck.
-Well, that just means you're being haunted or something,
and, like, being haunted sucks.
-Speaking of it, this paper towel is moving,
and no one's next to it.
They're ghosts.
There's no fan in here, Mom.
Oh.
-You got a fan right above you.
-[ Chuckles ] I forgot.
-One more question.
What's the most important thing you've learned
in your career so far? -Follow your dreams, right?
You could be where I am. That's one.
Don't take anything too serious. That's two.
Got to put that in there.
Haters is just people who want to be you.
That's three.
Surround yourself with positive people,
and positive energy will come back.
That's four.
And last but not least,
even if you say you won't do what you don't want to do, you still have to.
-Yeah. Ooh, buddy. Yeah.
-Like, even if you -- You could swear up and down
that you're not gonna do what you don't want to do, you don't want to do,
but you're still gonna end up doing it.
-That's life.
Alright, um, thanks for coming through.
Brandon "BSlime," like, this is "The Questionnaire of Life."
I'm Trey.
I don't know how we're ever gonna top this one,
but we gonna try next time.
Alright, see y'all later.
-Peace out, dude. -Alright, uh...
-I don't want to get up, 'cause I'm really in my underwear.
-I know you are, so don't stand up.
They'll all see your underwear.
-I'm actually really in my underwear.
Just scoot. [ Chair clomping ]
-You got to scoot the chair all the way out of the frame
to get up?
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