- Oh, nice!
What the--?
Burn your mouth!
- Do you feel better now?
- Yes! (pukes)
(upbeat music)
- A dog, a man's best friend or a magical best friend?
Evidently that's the case here on this series,
Adventure Time.
Today, we're going to be breaking down
and reacting to some of their crazy
medical tapes situations and injuries that happen
on this show.
This is my first time watching Adventure Time.
So I'm pretty psyched to review it.
But before we get into it, if you were new to my channel,
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All right, let's dive right in!
- This is all my fault.
- Finn, you did this?
- Dr. Princess!
- Do you know what it means that she's hooked up to these?
Do you even know what that one does?
- Do you even know?
- BP breathing one and that yucky dripping bag?
- Some sort of oxygen, some sort of IV.
It's just like old school equipment.
We use something called the BVM or bag valve mask,
which is actually just like a bag,
sometimes they call them ambu bags.
It's a bag that you squeeze and it pushes air out.
And sometimes you can actually have
high concentration oxygen coming through it as well.
- I'll do anything to help Susan.
- Anything? - Yes!
- Good, cause I'm tired of doing double shifts.
Put this on!
(doctor laughs)
- The role of the doctor!
- Now, good luck!
Ciao!
- Wait, Dr. Princess!
- Hey doc, can you help me?
- Sorry, I'm not a real-- - Oh no!
So that's illegal, you can't do that.
It's against the law obviously.
But actually don't even wear a white coat,
I don't wear this at work,
It doesn't really signify I'm a doctor or not a doctor.
I don't like using it because it harbors bacteria, viruses,
all the stuff, I don't want to spread infection.
- It's really over.
I get this pain in my paw and it just stays in my paw.
(grunts)
(laughs)
Wow, you're a healing genius, doc!
- I love it, I love it!
Okay, so he had like a splinter, basically,
in that circumstance,
remember how I always tell people don't remove
an impaled object.
If it's that small, please,
you can remove something like a splinter.
There are many tricks to get it out.
And then if there is bleeding, hold pressure to it.
- The next patient.
In here, Doctor.
- Oh Jesus!
- Hey baby--
What, where is Dr. Princess?
I just wanted some TLC from a cute gal!
- It's so inappropriate
and I feel bad for my colleagues that
are in that situation as female physicians
and they get a whole different world of exposure
to patients treating them in much different ways
than a male colleague, when get treated by patient.
- My back as an ag, and he like always,
my toes tastes like candy corn is that bad?
And everything smells like licorice, separate licorice,
which smells like...
- What!
- How do you feel Ice King?
- I feel great!
Oh mama!
I feel 500 years old again!
- Besides the fact that you're not supposed to be
practicing medicine without a license,
cracking somebody's back, not that specific technique,
but doing some manipulation
to the soft tissue and the bones themselves
actually have shown benefits.
You just have to be really careful
and really address your concerns
with whoever's doing it before they do it.
So they're not just like (fighting noise makes)
cracking the heck out of you.
A very small movement.
- I hold the latest miracle cure.
Once I release the surgical sword,
Susan's warrior instincts will kick in
and she'll snap back to consciousness.
Any question?
- Don't release the sword!
In a comatose patient, bad idea
that the patient probably won't actually move.
- No, let's where this go?
I want to see brain.
- Oh my God!
- I'm back, what!
- Whoa!
- A sword?
That's not how you practice medicine.
Don't listen to it, doc, you're great!
It fixed me up tip top.
- And now the wolf has an infection.
Cellulitis of the hand,
it's actually more scary than you think
because you actually potentially need a hand surgeon.
So you really have to take care of any infections or cuts
or open wounds to your hands
because it's so far from your core
that the more distal something is
not as good nutrients get to that area,
so you have an increased risk of infection.
- Yo, yo, yo, Mr. Fox, what's going on?
Oh, my back!
- I'm no doctor!
- No, you are not!
If you do go to chiropractor and then you feel worse after
you should get checked out just to make sure.
Sometimes it can just be a little bit
of an inflammatory reaction
to the manipulation versus if something worse happened,
which then you need to get checked out,
especially if you have numbness tingling
or things are not working.
- Blanket me, Finn!
- I'll get your blanket, dude.
Where is it? - Right here.
- Why don't you just get it yourself?
- Because I'm sick! - Poor guy!
- Too hot.
A lot of times when you have a fever,
you're like I'm super, super cold.
And then you put a blanket on then
and then you're like, "No, no, no, no.
I'm super, super hot!"
Your brain is actually trying to reset its temperature
and it doesn't know what's actually going on.
So that's why you get something called rigors
when you get a fever.
We get these weird shakings that happen thus
that's why our feeling of feeling cold versus hot is off.
- Ah man, Jake,
is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
- Soup me Finnie!
- Chicken noodle soup is actually known to have benefits.
It needs to be like classic, like chicken noodle soup,
where it's like cooked in the soup for a long time
because there's nutrients that are actually drawn out.
Oh nice!
What the--?
Burn your mouth!
- Do you feel better now?
- Yes! (pukes)
- There are sometimes are like exorcism type vomiting,
any bodily fluid I've had it with even like
arterial bleeding.
Take a bandage off,
and literally it just like
squirts like coming right at you like
slow-go and it's like jock block move.
Nasty!
- She's totally gross over 90% of her body.
The other 10% is crazy nasty!
- Can she make it, doctor?
- I don't know, nurse pump cake.
- No running happens in the hospital.
Very rarely are we running.
Running gets everybody's blood pumping the wrong way.
You can't think appropriately.
We walk fast, but we don't run.
What?
- Two scoops!
We're loosing her!
- No, not my number one.
Princess, if you'll die on me, I will never forgive you.
I'll be lost!
Lost in my own emotional--
- Typically if you're having a disagreement,
you discuss it outside,
away from patient effort cases done.
- Finn, - What?
- The sugar levels are stabilizing.
(people cheer)
- Yes, I'm fine!
I just need to rest!
- Normal sugar should be around 70
till like a hundred, maybe up to 110.
Anything over 110
could happen after you eat something sugary,
any single number over 200,
you're probably a diabetic.
And then anything lower than 70,
you gotta be a little bit worried
"Why are you hypoglycemic?"
There are some weird random diseases,
but super, super rare.
Oh, the ward is not looking so good.
Everybody's getting frozen!
- A plague, a freezer burn flu.
- Ice King did this?
- Well, yes and no.
It happened three days ago.
- Hey Princess, check out my new trick!
It's snowing!
It's snowing for you!
- We don't think he was trying to spread disease.
But soon the entire kingdom was infected
by his beard flecks.
- They pull it back into a little bit of reality, for me.
Viruses spread pretty easy.
Obviously most people know now
since what we've all gone through recently.
But it all depends how.
So spread, vector wise, ends up being the snow
of his beard.
So it's environmental,
it's in the air and it causes freezer burn.
- Through my research,
I quickly discovered that the only way to cure my people
was to obtain the pain howl of the Ice King himself.
(Ice King howls)
- Nice!
- Stachy feeling healthy again!
A bit too healthy if you ask me!
(ice breaks)
- They're all getting better!
Finn and Jake did it!
- They're choosing example that
viruses, what type of antidote
or medications are out there to reverse the issue.
If it's a bacterial type of play, we have antibiotics.
If it's a viral type play,
we pretty much don't have a lot of things to treat
against viruses.
Viruses don't have medications that kill the virus itself.
- I'll prove it!
Oh no!
Oh, snap!
(murmurs)
- You're still biting me.
- Oh my god, oh right, sorry!
- Dude, your leg!
- This is new! - That is fast!
- Just a bump!
- Anybody, the dirtier mouths
are filled with bacteria.
The bacteria from the foods that we eat
and then what we harbor to help break down foods.
So when it actually goes into open skin
and can cause a lot of infections.
Infection into a joint,
it's a little bit more serious
and may actually need to go to the operating room
and have an orthopedic surgeon wash it out
with like basically antibiotic kind of water.
- What, you think I'm gonna turn all lumpy like her?
Get out of here!
What?
Finn, I think I'm freaking out.
- Calm down bud!
I'll suck the lumpiness out of you.
- Hey now, royal intervention!
Surely there must be an antidote to the lumps
- So we have a ton of antidotes for different things.
Tylenol, right?
We have inositol cystine,
it also is a time factor, right?
So this is actually accurate!
- Yeah, there's an antidote.
But you have to go all the way along this space to get it.
And Jake has to use it by sunset.
- What happen if he doesn't take the antidote by sunset?
- He'll be lumpy like forever!
- Lump is not a real thing,
I don't know what they're talking about.
We have something called mumps,
which is caused by a virus, but not lumps.
Here in the United States,
at least have your MMR vaccine, which is
measles mumps rubella.
Typically is parotitus, otitis.
So you could get lumpy,
maybe they're taking derivative off of that
and it's got to run its course
No, it's no antidote for that.
All right, I was not ready for this show at all.
I was a little taken back at the beginning,
but it started to grow on me
and I enjoyed extrapolating how this could relate to
what I see on an everyday basis.
If you guys liked my reaction to this,
check out the show over here.
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Thanks so much for watching and stay healthy, my friends!
(upbeat music)