John Robert Lind was very much attracted to one of his email coworkers a woman by the
name of Pat Maahs and so he wanted to get her attention in a way that some might consider
unsavory to say the least so apparently this man was putting his own semen into her coffee
when she wasn't looking and she was then consuming said coffee with semen in it now according
to police reports her sometimes tasted funny over the course of six months and then in
August she came back to her desk and saw the co-worker with a deer-in-the-headlights look
she looked down at her coffee cup and saw puddle of fluid on her desk so apparently
lord mercy apparently this man who we do have a picture of thought that this would somehow
get her attention in a positive way and obviously he got some sort of sexual thrill out of doing
it although he claims that he did not get a sexual thrill that had nothing to do with
it why is he doing this do Elizabeth Edwards that's not right that is why would add insult
to injury sorry OK anyway he confessed police investigated it and finally he confessed yes
I did ejaculate in her coffee sometimes I would ejaculate on her desk I thought that
she would be into that now when asked why he did this Lind said he thought it was a
way to get the victim to notice him he denied that it was sexual compulsion that he could
not control now all of these details are interesting what kind of criminal charges is he going
to face I'm going to get to that in a second but Cenk is dying to make a comment about
this semen story so go ahead OK you're going to be shocked by the charges against him but
dude that is not the right way to get people's attention hey Sally you're not going to believe
this but I came all over your desk what he says no no no you don't understand it wasn't
just her coffee yes sometimes I'd come on the desk sometimes I'm come on other articles
she had in the office you're getting any better dude OK none of this is making the situation
any better OK and he and then they're like hey she tasted funny coffee for like 6 months
oh my god jesus lord have mercy how long have you been doing this OK fine fine I might have
done it one other time or 4 other times but it all four weren't in her coffee sometimes
I jizzed on other things OK I'd like to know the set up of this office because in what
type of work space do you easily whip out your penis proceed to masturbate and then
ejaculate not only into the coffee cup precision there really yeah also all over the furniture
no no but that's the thing so Ana that's what I was wondering did he clean up the rest of
the table later cause he apparently did this on a regular basis right so is he like nah
fuck it just leave it there or is he like just make sure that he doesn't get caught
he wipes up the rest of it I'm sure he cleaned up the rest of it because if he was jizzing
all over the desk she would see the jizz all other the desk and she would alert authorities
immediately anyway so what kind of charges is he facing originally this Minnesota man
was facing some sex crime charges OK he was being charged with sexual assault and as a
result if he was convicted of this crime he would have registered as a sex offender well
in Minnesota there's a loop whole when it comes to their sex crime law there is absolutely
no indication that it is illegal for the guy to masturbate and ejaculate into the coffee
cup therefore he will not be charged he will not be charged or tried as a sex offender
and to make matters worse well I don't know if this makes matters worse well the jizz
in the cup it was probably as bad as it gets I mean we already near the bottom of the barrel
there so based on current reports he isn't going to be charged with anything there is
a possibility that this woman could go after him for other charges but it seems unlikely
the one thing that I will say though is she is on a mission in Minnesota to make this
a sexual assault crime that does get registered as a sex offender she wants him registered
as a sex offender isn't that amazing now there's a woman justly so trying to get a law passed
hey could you not cum in coffee that should be kind of against the law so now they're
going to probably have to bother passing a law in Minnesota saying please don't masturbate
into other people's coffee OK wrong kind of creamer hey by the way they worked at a hardware
store the worst the name of the store Beisswengers dude there's wangers in the name it's a hardware
store what did you expect to get OKOK it's very wrong it's very wrong you�re a sick
man you need to get some help