You look like you may not come back from this.
What have I done?
( music playing )
- Link is one of my favorite peeps. - Thanks.
So I'm gonna turn him into a human marshmallow Peep.
- Thanks. - It's time for...
This is in no way sponsored or encouraged
- by the company that makes Peeps. - Or me.
Do I have your consent to turn you into a marshmallow Peep?
Yes.
I wanna be festive
and I'm not just talking about my bunny ears.
I would like to use this cute little bunny
- to apply the marshmallow fluff to you. - I would love that.
Ooh, it's a little chilly.
- Is that pulling your hair? - Yeah, it is.
This is gonna take a while.
A little help?
- Hey, guys. - Rollers!
Ooh, it smells great, guys!
- Yeah, it does. - Wow!
- Okay. - Oh, no!
What happened?
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Man, wherever I've got long body hair, it's--
- Feeling good? - It's tad bit painful.
Yeah, you're probably gonna be completely hairless
when we pull this off.
This is how they make hairless cats.
Your hand has got to be completely covered, too.
Yep.
Okay.
We gotta go over the shorts.
Up over the main peep myself.
All right, you wanna do your own butt?
No, I want you guys to do that.
Uh--
- Sorry. - Oh!
( sighs )
You look like you may not come back from this.
What have I done?
He's standing like a bird.
I don't know why I keep my mouth open.
I'm really working it into the brow.
I also don't know why I've kept my eyes open.
All right, so thanks, guys.
Take all you want.
All right, Link.
You're white now but now you've gotta get yellow.
Oh, gosh.
This is--
Another day at the beach!
Oh!
Can you get it into your collarbone and neck region?
Do you think you can do that?
We need you to get it on your inner thigh.
Under your arms.
There you go.
That's good. That's good.
Now stay just like that. Stay just like that.
What are you doing back there?
We didn't get any marshmallows on the taint.
You're gonna have a sugarless taint.
A sugarless taint.
SugarlessTaint.com.
Somebody buy that right now.
Yeah, just like--
I'm trying to make this sensual for the viewers.
( music playing )
♪ I can't help myself, I want you ♪
♪ I want you, your body. ♪
Alex, don't you have some of that yellow food spray?
I heard taint. Is that--
Yeah. Okay, good.
Good. Perfect.
All right, I feel pretty good about that.
You need-- You need some help?
There we go.
You look like Big Bird.
You get your very own Easter basket, Link.
When you touch that green it will stick to whatever it touches.
So you just wanna get your feet in there.
Can I hold on to you?
You can hold on to my hands.
I need to hold on to your face first.
Okay, very important step I can't forget.
Close your eyes.
What?
- What are you doing? - I'm giving you chocolate eyes.
Look-- yeah.
I can't look! You just said look.
I'm saying we want you to look towards the--
Look this way towards me.
Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep.
You mind if I get a taste?
Do it, buddy.
- ( groaning ) Oh, that hurts! - Oh, God!
It's warm.
I told you, I'm very warm.
Did I just lose an eye?
Ow!
- You've done it again, Link! - Yes!
Next up we're playing a game that involves eating raw Easter eggs.
- I don't look creepy, do I? - Uh, not at all.
Just Peepy.
Link:
Get out sweet Wood 'N' Berries lip balm
or our savory Peanut Butter Peppermint lip balm
at Mythical.Store.