Announcer: AT WARRIORS FOR HIRE HEADQUARTERS.
ROCK!
HUH?
AAH! CHEESE AND CRACKERS!
WARRIORS FOR HIRE, I'M IN NEED OF YOUR SERVICES
LOCATED MAYBE A BLOCK OR TWO FROM MOUNT MA'ALL
LIES THE CAVE OF THE DRAGON.
INSIDE, YOU'LL FIND...
A DRAGON.
-A DRAGON?! BUT WE'VE NEVER -- -HUSH, DEAR.
VANQUISH THE HORRIBLE, DANGEROUS BEAST
WHO DWELLS WITHIN, AND THIS FAT SACK OF CASH IS YOURS.
UH, MINUS MY 10% OFF.
BY THE PROUD NAME OF WARRIOR,
WE WILL VANQUISH THE DRAGON
FOR A DISCOUNTED PRICE WITH COUPON!
EXCELLENT. FAREWELL.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
UM, VAMBRE, I HAVE SOME CONCERNS ABOUT THIS MISSION.
WE'VE NEVER FACED A DRAGON BEFORE.
NO ONE IN OUR LIFETIME HAS.
NOW, I LOVE ALMOST DYING,
BUT ARE WE PREPARED FOR A LEGENDARY KILLER DRAGON?
PROHYAS, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE'RE PREPARED.
WE ARE WARRIORS. IT IS OUR NAME AND OCCUPATION.
AND WHAT IS OUR FAMILY MOTTO?
IN THE NAME OF THE WARRIORS...
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS...
Both: DON'T BLOW IT!
[ CHIRPS ]
WELL, NOW I'M CONCERNED, AND THERE'S PRESSURE.
Announcer: SOON IN THE CAVE OF THE DRAGON!
[ ACCORDION PLAYS ] ♪ SNEAKING MUSIC ♪
♪ SNEAKING MU-- ♪
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT CAVE?
IT LOOKS QUAINT.
LISTEN.
[ STOMPING AND RUMBLING ]
NOPE!
NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
DID WE EVER BUY THAT FLASHLIGHT MAGISWORD?
IT'S STILL ON MY WISH LIST.
CRUD MUFFINS.
OOH! OOH!
I GOT ONE OF THEM NEW SELF-LIGHTING TORCHES.
AAAAH! NEED SOMETHING ELSE.
Announcer: SLEEPING DRAGON MAGISWORD!
EAT SLEEP, FEROCIOUS DRAGON!
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
AH-CHOO!
[ SNORING ]
HI, I'M GRUP.
UH, CHARMED.
I WASN'T EXPECTING GUESTS.
OH, NO! THIS PLACE IS A MESS.
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO PREPARE.
IT'S LAUNDRY DAY. I'M DOING MY WHITES.
OH, THE NOISE WAS THE LAUNDRY.
[ SQUEAK! ]
I LANDED ON MY WINGS.
LITTLE HELP.
YAY!
VAMBRE, THIS DRAGON AIN'T SCARY.
I DON'T KNOW. APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING.
SO, I WHIPPED UP SOME PANCAKES.
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.
WE CAN'T KILL THIS CUTIE.
HE MADE US BREAKFAST.
I KNOW, BUT WE'RE SWORN BY OUR HONOR
AND OUR COUPON TO SLAY THIS DRAGON.
EEE!
OH, DEAR.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THE MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN SAID VANQUISH, NOT SLAY.
PROHYAS, THOSE MEAN THE SAME THING.
REALLY? I NEED TO LOOK THAT UP ON MY MAGI-MOBILE.
AH. "VANQUISH" -- TO DEFEAT IN BATTLE OR CONTEST.
WE DON'T HAVE TO SLAY GRUP.
THESE PANCAKES ARE A DELIGHT.
HOORAY!
BUT, YES, WE NEEDN'T KILL GRUP.
HOORAY!
SO, LET'S JUST MAKE UP A DUMB CONTEST
AND BEAT HIM SO HE'S VANQUISHED.
BETTER NOT MAKE IT A COOKING CONTEST
BECAUSE THESE ARE HEAVENLY.
Announcer: ONE!
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ]
[ BOOP! BOOP! ]
[ BOING! BOING! ]
[ CLATTER! ]
27!
164!
HOW COULD HE BE DUPING HIS WAY TO VICTORY SO CONSISTENTLY?
-I BOILED SOME LEAVES. -THANK YOU, GRUP.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY TO BEAT LITTLE BUMBLE.
ANY IDEAS?
TEA'S QUITE GOOD. OH!
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A CONTEST
THAT GRUP CAN'T POSSIBLY ACCIDENTALLY WIN.
Announcer: 165!
WATCH AND DO EXACTLY -- EXACTLY -- WHAT I DO.
VAMBRE TAKES OFF, DEFYING GRAVITY LIKE A SISTER DOES.
A SOMERSAULT AND A LOBSTER CLAW MAGISWORD SENDS HER FLYING FURTHER.
SHE HITS THE CLIFFSIDE, KEEPING THE MOMENTUM GOING
THANKS TO THE RAD ROCKET MAGISWORD.
AND SHE'S GETTING A LITTLE TREE HEIGHT
TO PREPARE FOR HER NEXT MOVE.
WHAT MAGISWORD WILL VAMBRE FINISH WITH?
AH, SHE'S CHOSEN THE EXPLODING BUBBLE MAGISWORD.
[ SHING! SHING! ]
[ POP! POP! POP! ]
[ POP! ]
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'LL SEE IF GRUP CAN DUPLICATE VAMBRE'S INTRICATE PERFORMANCE.
OKAY.
[ SQUEAK! ]
I LANDED ON MY WINGS.
EEE! CONGRATULATIONS, GRUP.
YOU'VE OFFICIALLY BEEN VANQUISHED.
YAY!
COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST CLIMBED A TREE OR SOMETHING?
WELL, THAT'S NO FUN.
THE MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN WILL PROBABLY WANT TO SEE
HOW THOROUGHLY WE FOLLOWED HER INSTRUCTIONS.
WHAT?
WE LOOKED UP THE DEFINITION OF "VANQUISH,"
AND -- AS --
WE VANQUISHED THIS FELLOW IN A CONTEST,
AND -- AND -- ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?
SURE I AM. DON'T SWEAT THE DETAILS, GUYS.
I JUST NEEDED THE CAVE CLEARED OUT
FOR A RAVE I'M THROWING TONIGHT.
OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ!
SO, DO I LIVE HERE NOW?
-NO. -YES.
[ SQUEAK! ]
OKAY, FINE.