the brand new movie uprise uprise
uprise some theaters today you're
playing a hazel revolutionary
this is a homosexuals homosexual radio
station
i just want to say what's up to all my
haitian fans
now listen to opiate anthony first of
all who's going to believe that hammy
the bear is a
revolutionary out of haiti hammy's not
in the movie
they should let children out of school
to see this movie they should show it in
school
first 100 gay people get
three dollars off their tickets if you
look at my comedy
it was always serious just prove your
gayness
i have some uh some goat meat i brought
you some uh
haitian food goat meat goat meat
spaghetti with ketchup
which haitians actually eat for
breakfast wow
really yes this is this sounds awful yes
spaghetti with ketchup is the cheerios
of haiti
now is there going to be a hammy the
bear for i
hate hammy the bear i gave you three
hammy the bears
i want people to take me serious i want
people to stop walking up to me in the
street
and making bear sounds andre what do you
have to say to the white audience here
that is uh insulted uh disgusted
by your movie watching 50 000 of their
people being killed oh george bush kills
a lot of brown people
nobody had a problem with that it wasn't
a movie he killed someone
like really killed him oh i fake kill
white people
and it's a problem there's outrage how
many of these white people
actually die on screen uh probably
two three 000. that's it dawg
snack skank
nice and funny go what's up
this is andre allen and
when i listen to satellite radio
or scratch my nuts that is i listen to
serious
101
first take was good i was wrong on a
stank no
first take i had a lot of wonderful
stuff in there
you