- Oh, it's spicy, ooh hoo!
(both dads laughing)
- (screams) It's on my pants, it's on my pants!
♪ (accordion intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today you'll be guessing your parents' cooking.
- Good.
- Mmm, okay. - Good, 'cause I'm hungry.
- And do we get ice cream if we win?
- (FBE) No.
- Okay. (Dominick laughs)
- So there's like a certain amount of things
that my dad knows how to make, and he does it really well.
Like salsa, like he knows how to do that really well.
- My dad is kind of a creative cook though.
- In a good way or a bad way?
- Just a bit, eh it depends.
Like he tried making chocolate cake in a bread maker,
and like... - That sounds good.
- It was not. - It sounds good.
- (FBE) Here's how this is gonna work.
We've got three dishes for each of you to try.
For each one of them,
one is going to be made by your dad.
One is going to be made by the other person's dad,
and one is gonna be made by us here at FBE as a decoy.
You'll get to try all three before deciding
which one is made by your father.
And because we want this to be as pure of a taste test as possible,
we'll need you to put on some blindfolds.
- Sick.
- Great, love that, love the blindfolds.
- See what I've noticed, what's easy about this
is that you guys aren't the best at cooking.
(everyone laughs)
- (FBE) Alright, so first up, we've got tacos.
Here is option A.
- (laughs) It's broken.
- Oh, it's spicy, ooh hoo!
- It's really good though.
- Okay, yeah, I'll admit.
- It's kinda spicy, it's definitely not my dad's.
- That does not taste like my dad's at all.
'Cause that's just so gross, that's so nasty.
- Hey, be nice. - It might be my dad.
- That's so spicy, oh my gosh.
(screams)
- If my dad's gonna make tacos, he's gonna put his salsa in it.
I know that for a fact.
- By Lucas's reaction, I'm pretty sure it's not his dad.
- No, that's not my dad's at all.
- (FBE) You guys ready for the next taco?
- No, yes. - Yeah.
- (FBE) This is your second taco, this is option B.
- Okay.
These, hmm. - Hmm, that's pretty good.
- Yeah.
- Whoa that's so good, oh my God, whoa.
- I think I know, I think I know which one is...
- I think this is my dad.
Yeah, this doesn't taste like something my dad would make,
but it tastes good.
- We pretty much like just eat black bean tacos,
'cause my mom's a vegetarian, and I'm a pescatarian,
so we just kinda make it easy on everybody
and eat black bean tacos.
So I really feel like this is my dad.
- (FBE) What's so much better about this one than the last one?
- It's not spicy. (dads laughing)
- (FBE) Alright, here is your third option for tacos.
- You're doing a good job hitting the plate.
- Oh they're little baby tacos!
- That is most definitely my dad's.
- Oh yeah this is bougie. My dad cannot make this.
(everyone laughing)
- This is like, this is so, ooh, okay.
Ah, nope, mm-mm, not even putting that in my mouth.
- Yeah. - That's not good at all.
- (FBE) What don't you like about it? - Everything.
I don't like beans, so I'm not gonna eat that.
- Yeah, I think it's Jaxon's dad.
My dad could not make this, I'm sorry.
- (laughs) Not would not, just could not.
- Could not.
- I'm gonna say one thing, that tastes like really burnt.
- (FBE) Again, your insults to the chef.
(everyone laughs)
Yeah, what do you guys think about their evaluations
of these three tacos?
- A little critical, a little harsh, but that's okay.
- (FBE) So, between options A,B and C,
which do you think your father made?
- Okay, option B!
- Uh, I don't know, option C?
- Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
- (FBE) Interesting, why do you say C?
You didn't really like C.
- Because my dad never makes tacos.
- Mine is definitely C. I think B is your dad.
- Mm-hmm, B is mine. - And then A is FBE's.
- (FBE) Alright Dads, did they get it right?
- Bad. - Bad!
- Really? - Bad, horribly bad.
- Wait, no way, that, wait, wait!
- Mine was option B. - Oh!
- And mine was option C!
- That is correct. - That is absolutely right.
- Yay, high five! - What'd I tell you?
- Oh. - Oh!
- Close enough.
- (FBE) Next up, we've got some pancakes.
Here is option A.
- So this is the plate, where's the eh!
- Oh wait, oh it's cold, wait. (dads laughing)
- (laughs) I'm gonna...
- That's not my dad's pancakes.
I just had his pancakes this morning, I know what they taste like.
- Could be cinnamon flavored.
- (FBE) Marlhy seems to be enjoying it.
(dad laughing)
- I got something.
- Oh no. (laughs)
- (FBE) You alright? - Yeah.
(dads laughing)
- It's just how the bread tastes.
Like it doesn't, I'm not ready.
- It doesn't taste like something he'd make.
- It feels weird, this feels weird. Why does it feel like a pie?
- Wait, are you like picking it up with your hand?
- Yeah, I'm touching it with my hands.
- Oh, I thought. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
- Is it, it's like a pizza.
- I haven't had pancake in a long time.
- Wow, that's sad, pancakes are the best.
- (FBE) And when you do have pancakes, how does your dad make 'em?
Does it seem like this is something that he would do?
Is it this style?
- No, he usually makes like protein pancakes
or whatever they're called. (Lucas coughs)
(everyone laughs)
- I, you know what, I don't think my dad made this.
- I don't think my dad made this either.
- I, mmm, yeah, I'm gonna, mmm.
Well, would they do the same order twice in a row?
- I don't think. - Or would they do that,
just to make us think? - I'm pretty sure FBE
would make like traditional pancakes.
- I'm ready for the next one. - I'm not though.
- I honestly feel like... - What the heck?
- The decoy is gonna be the one that tastes like really off.
- (FBE) Now we're gonna have you try option B.
- Yay! - Ah. (laughs)
I'm kinda scared. - Why are you scared of pancakes?
What is going on right now?
- I'm trying to find the plate!
- I don't like this one. It's way too sweet.
- I like this one.
- Do I have it? - You do, you do.
- Is there anything on my fork now?
- (FBE) You've got something. - Don't poke yourself.
- There might be something on your fork, Jax.
(both laughing)
(Jaxon yells)
- It's on my pants, it's on my pants!
- What did you do?
- (FBE) Please feel free to tweet us any viewers out there
with hashtag pantscake. (everyone laughs)
- Uh huh, wait, where is it?
- (FBE) You got the whole pancake on the fork.
Do either of you suspect that your father made this?
- I have no clue.
- It's just like, it's fluffy.
The thing that my dad likes when it comes to pancakes
is that it's fluffy, so this could be his,
but then again it could be yours,
because you guys go for like the generic name brand kinda thing.
So I mean, I don't know, that could be you guys.
- Y'all are basic. - Ooh.
- (FBE) You suspect this could be made by your father?
- Possibly, but I don't know yet.
- Me neither, it could be the decoy though.
- (FBE) Finally, we're gonna have you try option C.
- Wow, if you could see this.
- Can you not taunt us, please?
- (spits) That was so bad. Oh my gosh!
- What did I just touch?
(dads laughing)
What did I just touch?
- I... - Wow!
It's like mumbley-peg with food!
- Oh, this is chocolate.
- Ah, it's on my pants again! (everyone laughs)
- Honestly, I think this one's my dad's, is that bad?
- Last time he burnt the food.
This one tastes burnt too!
- (FBE) You guys ready to make a guess,
or do you wanna hurl any more insults at this particular pancake?
(everyone laughs)
- I'm going out on a limb. - Dad, do we have...
- To think that my dad would be the first one, just because
he knows, I didn't taste any syrup,
and I feel like if he's gonna make pancakes, he'd like cater it to me,
where he wouldn't put syrup on it, 'cause he knows I hate it.
- (FBE) Between A, B and C,
which do you think your fathers made?
- Option B.
- Um, option A?
- My dad made C. - I think his dad made A.
I'm so sorry.
- 'Cause I'm pretty sure that you guys
would go for the generic kind of pancake
that would you expect. - Yeah.
- Like the ground zero of pancakes.
My dad might have made the pizza, first one.
- (FBE) Alright dads, did they get it right?
- Dom, you got mine right.
(bell rings)
- And of course, I'm never making pancakes
for you ever again, because it was option three.
(buzzer rings)
- No, I knew it! I knew it!
- Absolutely correct. - They did get it right!
- Holy crap, I am godly at this!
- I just wanna say, it wasn't a pizza.
It was a German pancake. - Oh no!
- That you would get at a restaurant
that we love in Palm Springs.
- Did you put syrup on them?
- I, they put syrup on them.
I didn't put syrup on them.
- That's probably why, it's not the same syrup he uses!
- (FBE) So finally, we've got three different dishes.
We asked your dad to prepare the dish
that he considers his favorite.
So we're also going to have you guess what it is.
Do you have an idea of what your dad brought in?
- I'm thinking meatloaf.
I'm thinking my dad brought in his fake meatloaf,
because he has a secret ingredient and that ingredient is ketchup.
It's not that secret. (Jaxon laughs)
- You just gave it away!
- (FBE) You guys could put on your blindfolds.
- Bye bye!
- (FBE) Alright, here is your first food.
- I feel like, you have to. - What, what, ew.
What is my finger in? What am I putting my finger in?
- This is... - Oh.
- This is not so bad, honestly.
- I think it is, probably like ground beef or something.
- This feels like a chip.
This feels...
(everyone laughs)
- I'm like, I'm putting so much concentration on this one.
- Okay.
That feels like a chip.
- That's bomb.
- (FBE) It's good, you like it? - Mm-hmm, yeah.
- I feel something like slippery.
- It's grainy, why is it grainy, what is it?
Oh my God, it's in my lap!
I have a chip in my lap.
- It's the same salsa! - Is there a salsa?
- I know this for a fact, it's my dad's.
It's the salsa that gave it away.
- (FBE) You guys ready to try the next dish?
- No. - (FBE) No?
- Sure. - Okay, fine.
- (FBE) Alright, now we're gonna have you try option B.
- Oh wait a minute. - What the hell, ugh!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
(dads laughing)
- It got better, okay. - It got better!
- Oh, I know what this is.
It's my dad, it's colcannon.
It's like mashed potatoes and this is like veggie sausage,
so like vegetarian sausage,
and then like carrots and cabbage and stuff?
- I don't like this. - Oh, that's good.
That had like a, what is that called?
I don't know. - I know who did.
I know, I know this one. - (FBE) What is it?
- I think this one's Dominick's dad.
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's steak.
- (FBE) So you both feel good going into the third food?
- Yep. - I do.
- Yep. - (FBE) So here's your final food.
Marlhy, do not be alarmed.
Once again, this is the type of this food
that you can definitely eat.
- That's gonna go right on his pants.
- You are not funny, I'm gonna scoot!
(everyone laughs)
- (gags) That's like a sloppy joe.
- Where did you start?
- I taste green beans.
It's not green beans, it's snap peas,
that's what I taste.
- What the heck is this, wait, is there cheese in here?
Is this a cheese burger?
This cannot be. (gags)
- (FBE) Alright, so do either of you think your father made this?
- No. - (laughs) Nope.
My dad would add like something to it.
I don't know, it doesn't taste like something my dad would make.
- Yeah, I don't know.
We never really make veggie burgers at our house.
- Can I just have a napkin? I kinda made a mess.
- (FBE) Alright, so of those three options,
which do you think was made by your father?
- Uh, first one, yours. - Yes.
- And then second one my dad.
And then third one, you guys.
- B? - A.
'Cause that tastes just like how my dad makes that,
and it tastes really, really, good.
- I just picked between B or C.
That's, 'cause those both tasted like somewhat
my dad's cooking.
- (FBE) Alright dads, how'd they do?
- Nailed it again. - Real good,
but I just wanna say,
there was two completely different salsas.
The first one was a mango salsa.
- Oh. - On the seared ahi tuna tacos.
- Ooh. - Ooh, hello, okay.
(dads laughing)
- They did good that time.
I cooked B, which was the steak.
- And he can now get a ride home, he's no longer walking.
He did pick the right one, it was A.
- Yay!
- But I do think they earned extra chores when they get home.
- (FBE) Alright with a final score of 3-3,
you guys both tied.
Dads, how do you feel about their performance in this challenge?
- I think blindfolds are the most hilarious thing
we can absolutely put on my son.
- I've never seen you so crippled.
(everyone laughs)
- You don't really think about it, but there's like certain things
and like certain products that your family uses,
and just kind of a certain style that your parents make things
that you don't really think about.
- Yeah, for sure. My dad usually, always makes salsa.
I knew it was my dad's, I knew it tasted like my dad's.
- (FBE) Dads, how do you feel about your kids'
not only performance in this challenge,
but the insult comedy they decided to throw
at everyone's cooking?
- Well it's funny because he just had pancakes this morning
and he ate it, and he loved it.
- So you got, you should have brought the syrup, dad.
- Next time, I know.
- It's technically his fault, 'cause he didn't bring the syrup.
- I had to throw him off a little bit.
'Cause if I would've made the way I usually make 'em,
he would've gotten it,
so I was just trying to throw him off a little bit.
- So basically, I won.
- Your dad sabotaged your win. (laughs)
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