-Ah! December -- my favorite time of year.
And I think you all know why. Ho ho ho!
But, here, let me explain it to you with a song.
♪ It's that wonderful, special time of year ♪
♪ I fly around the world spreading Christmas cheer ♪
♪ I ride on my sleigh with my eight reindeer ♪
♪ And now my friend, Santa Nas X, is here ♪
-♪ Thank you, Santa, my bitch, man, I'm ready to party ♪
♪ And I'm flyin' in my sleigh while I'm chuggin' Bacardi ♪
♪ And I got a big bag, which you already know ♪
♪ Got a couple candy canes for my ho-ho-hoes ♪
-[ Chuckles ] A-anyway...
♪ I live at the North Pole with my wife ♪
♪ And many happy elves, it's a happy life ♪
♪ I have rosy cheeks and I wear a red suit ♪
♪ And I top it all off with my big, black boots ♪
-♪ [Bleep] your black boots, man, I got Jimmy Choos ♪
♪ And I got a Lamborghini,
just kiddin', I got two ♪
♪ I'm decked out in chrome and I [bleep] on the daily ♪
♪ I don't give presents, bitch, I make the kids pay me ♪
-Maybe we should stop doing the song.
-Hell no, you red-nosed bastard. I'm just getting started.
-Okay.
♪ When I stop by, give me cookies and milk ♪
-♪ Nah, I can't eat that [bleep] boy, I got a new grille ♪
-♪ Have a little eggnog, but not too much ♪
-♪ [Bleep] your nog, give me Henny in a big-ass cup ♪
-♪ I've got to be honest, you might deserve coal ♪
-♪ I'mma turn that [bleep] to diamond and buy the North Pole ♪
-♪ I should have done a song with Rudolph or Frosty ♪
-♪ You like to be nice, well, I like to get naughty ♪
♪ Naughty, naughty, naughty ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Let's get naughty, turn up the track ♪
♪ Grab my sack while I count these stacks ♪
♪ Don't need reindeer, that's a fact ♪
♪ Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back ♪
♪ [Bleep] your stocking stuffin' ♪
♪ Nobody's gettin' nothin' ♪
-Alright, I've -- I've heard enough.
This isn't what Christmas is all about.
Christmas is about presents under the tree
and Rudolph and gingerbread men.
It's about tradition and lights and whispering what you want
while you sit on my lap.
-Oh, you nasty, huh?
-No, no, no! That's not what I meant.
-♪ Yeah, let's get naughty, turn up the track ♪
♪ Grab my sack while I count these stacks ♪
♪ Don't need reindeer, that's a fact ♪
♪ Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back ♪
♪ Claus and Nas are here to stay ♪
♪ Merry Christmas, happy holidays ♪
-Okay, go stream "HOLIDAY" now.
[ Bells jingle ]