- Start your video.
- So this week is gonna be something different.
I've been meaning to do this for a while,
and I decided to have someone on the show this week.
- That's me.
- That's you. - [Jim] Yep.
- You are Jim Vaylin. - [Jim] Jim Vaylin.
- He makes very, very funny videos.
And you guys should go subscribe.
But I have to give them a reason to subscribe.
- Oh.
- So I'm going to quiz you this week.
- You're gonna quiz me.
- I'm gonna quiz you.
- Okay.
- I'm going to quiz you on
Urban Dictionary definitions.
- What is Urban Dictionary?
- The Urban Dictionary is where you go
to learn slang terms Jim, slang terms.
- Oh, it's like the hood.
- Slang terms Jimmy.
- It's like the online hood.
- Yes it is.
- It's like if you're not a gangster
and you wanna be a gangster,
you go to the urban dictionary dot com.
- So you're checking to see if I wanna be a gangster.
- That's exactly right.
- All right, let's do this.
- The first question.
Cock block, the question is what is a cock block?
- Well you see, growing up a farm,
we had a lot of chickens.
And you know, with those chickens there are roosters.
And that is a slang term for
the things that we'd stack up in front of the hen house
so that the rooster couldn't get in
to make sweet love to the chickens,
thus blocking the rooster
from making sweet love to the chickens.
Cock block.
- That's probably.
It's actually not.
You wanna know what the actual is?
A person who interferes with another's
sexual intentions with another person.
- Oh it has to be a human being?
'Cause it seems to me that the farmer
would be interfering with the chickens' sexual intentions.
- That's a whole 'nother video.
We're just not gonna touch on that.
- I don't think you should make that video.
That sounds inappropriate.
P.E.T.A. might have a problem with that.
- A good clucking.
Rectum conductor.
- Oh well you see, sometimes
gay men like to dress up their penises as choo-choo trains
thus they would be the rectum conductor.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
- No, there is nothing wrong with that.
You're absolutely right.
- Excellent.
- But it's one who drives a butt train.
- That's what I said.
- The definition doesn't even make sense.
- That's what I said.
- Why would you ask me a question
which the definition makes no sense?
I couldn't get it wrong.
- Most of these don't make sense.
Muffin top.
- The head of a penis.
- No.
- That's what she called it.
- Did she ask Jimmy for a muffin?
Want to bring a little muffin Jimmy?
- Your mom does not talk like that.
- You dick!
- Yes!
Please tell me your mom's still alive.
- Yeah.
The definition is when a woman wears a pair of tight jeans
that it makes her flab spill out over the waistband.
Hence she looks like a muffin top.
- Is this video supposed to be appropriate?
Because we missed.
- Booty hangers.
Well this one's pretty obvious.
- Take your time.
- You know when you're at one of those clubs
and you see that guy who's in the leather pants
and there's no butt area on the pants.
Well those have to be somewhere.
And what I think is that they are,
because of the shape of them,
they need a specific hanger to hold them up.
It holds the butt of the buttless pants
in your closet so you can decide whether or not
you want that you can go buttless or you can go buttful.
- I have no idea what you just said.
It's actually a pair of short shorts that when you wear them
your booty hangs out of the bottom.
- I've heard about those.
- Eargasm, eargasm.
- An eargasm is when you hear something so amazing,
so mind-blowing, it blows your mind so well
you have an eargasm.
- That's actually pretty accurate.
Bones it. Good job.
You didn't blow it up.
- I don't need to.
- That's okay.
But yes, it's eargasm:
a wonderfully pleasant reaction
caused by a person's reaction to a song, artist, or album.
- Yes. - [Matthew] Well done.
- Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, fries.
- That bomb was a dud.
- What?
Did you just say Obama's dead?
- What did you just say?
- I said that bomb was a dud.
- Oh.
Stop slurrin' your words boy.
Last definition.
- Got it.
- We're gonna wrap this up.
- Mhm.
- Ready for this?
- Nope.
- Barn job, what do you think a barn job is?
Go ahead Jimmy.
- When you decide to construct a child
with someone of the opposite sex
in a farm building of some kind.
- No.
- When you and your significant other
do it in the barn.
- No.
- When you and your significant other
do it in the barn.
- You just said the same thing,
but you pronounced a different word.
- I enhanced it.
- What?
- I can't wait to hear what this means.
- Barn job is when a guy
covers his erect penis in applesauce
and feeds it to a horse with no teeth.
- Why, of all of the last ones you could give me,
did you give me horse-applesauce-penis-eating?
(stomping)
Where are the teeth?
What? Like? How are?
Where did the teeth go?
- I don't know.
That's not in the horse's mouth.
- Obviously it's not.
- So yeah, so that's it.
And you guys should go subscribe to Jimmy.
He's a very funny guy.
And he's got some cool stuff comin' up,
Halloween Adventure and other big projects.
- Yep.
- Yeah, tell them.
- Halloween Adventure, Chimera in December
is gonna be really awesome.
So those are two really cool things to look for.
Also--
- I'm in both of 'em.
- Yeah.
Let's just put a link over your face
and block you right out.
- Shouldn't it, okay.
- And I will sit here.
- They can't see me anymore.
- No they can't.
- Yeah, so click this general area,
and check out Jimmy's channel.
And go subscribe.
Very funny guy.
He's got some great stuff on there.
And great stuff coming up, more importantly.
Stuff that I am in.
And uh yeah, so that's it.
Thanks for playing Urban Dictionary Quiz.
- You're welcome.
(gasps)
- No I almost dropped my phone.
- Where were you going with that?
I don't know what that was.
I thought we were gonna do that hand thing again.
- I was gonna fake jump you.
- You're gonna what?
Pig jump me?
What?
- Obama's dead.
- [both] ♫Matt and Jimmy in the morning♫
- Do you know what to do?
- Yeah.
- It's: ♫Matt and Jimmy in the morning
- Right, so Jimmy and Matt in the morning?
- No, it's gotta flow.
- Oh Jimmy and Matt in, Jimmy and Matthew,
Jim and Matthew in the morning?
- No that's awful.
- Jim and Matthew, Matt and Jim, no?
- No. It's gotta be Matt and Jimmy.
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